I'm black and i have better taste in country music than you sons do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoOEEQPiUxE

fuck that Ford F150 tim magraw bullshit. Waylon fuckin Jennings.

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[Edited on August 7, 2009 at 10:08 PM. Reason : David Allan Coe motherfuckers. Country Music Sucks. Walls1441 out.]

8/7/2009 10:07:37 PM

whatever dude

you're not black.

[Edited on August 7, 2009 at 10:09 PM. Reason : i mean, do you even know what the secret handshake is?]

[Edited on August 7, 2009 at 10:14 PM. Reason : also, you can keep your country music.]

8/7/2009 10:08:46 PM

or not

8/7/2009 10:08:49 PM

Quote :

"TIM MAGRAW BULLSHIT"

8/7/2009 10:10:16 PM

Quote :

"i mean, do you even know what the secret handshake is?"

this is key. and i gotta know it. just got my car back today, but it was being repaired all week and i was taking the 8 bus downtown and catching the 12 to work. and the people on the 12 and 13 lines know me well. im basically black due to my dancing skills and how cool i am anyways

8/7/2009 10:18:57 PM

I only play a white guy on thewolfweb.

I know all about handshakes, the secret nod (most white people never even catch this one), and the weekly meetings on the top of harrison.

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8/7/2009 10:21:23 PM

for some reason, black people seem to almost always choose me out of a crowd of white people as the one they approach. so i think i subconsciously do the nod

and i think it has something to do about not turning into a board when a black guy gets near me like most white people do

8/7/2009 10:22:56 PM

^

8/7/2009 10:23:29 PM

Quote :

"and i think it has something to do about not turning into a board when a black guy gets near me like most white people do"

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8/7/2009 10:24:09 PM

Quote :

"I'm actually a horse broom black guy white wolfwebber country music"

[Edited on August 7, 2009 at 10:26 PM. Reason : and the thread comes full circle]

8/7/2009 10:26:06 PM

i'm not smart enough to get that

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8/7/2009 10:27:14 PM

WE'RE A FUCKING GANG

8/7/2009 10:27:47 PM

oh, you're gonna get it

8/7/2009 10:28:04 PM

however, i will admit that when i am at work, and within 10 blocks either direction, i do treat black people differently... because 99% of the time im getting hit up for money or asked if i smoke or if im "looking"

really 99 out of 100 times, i think 2 times i was asked for a ride, and one of those times was an attempted robbery

8/7/2009 10:28:50 PM

Well thats a little bit different than boarding up everytime you walk past avent ferry complex.

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[Edited on August 7, 2009 at 10:31 PM. Reason : those kids parents are paying just like yours. IN BEFORE MINORITY SCHOLOARSHIPS RANT]

8/7/2009 10:31:09 PM

[quoteDavid Allan Coe motherfuckers.[/quote]

Damn. That is one negro-hatin' dude raht thurrr...

8/7/2009 10:39:53 PM

he was/prob is that

8/7/2009 10:44:53 PM

Yeah but thats what makes it more authentic country. Its like christian metal, or that whiny punk rock shit.

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[Edited on August 7, 2009 at 10:49 PM. Reason : lol...]

8/7/2009 10:47:06 PM

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8/8/2009 10:39:56 AM

^^^, ^^^^

the time I saw him play, he had a brotha playing drums in his band. I've heard that those 2 "X-rated" albums were recorded with a black dude on drums.

Trivia: Nigger Fucker, arguably the most offensive out of all those songs, was written (or maybe co-written) by Shel Silverstein.

8/8/2009 10:52:08 AM

why do you keep changing usernames?

it would be cool and all if you were less annoying each time.

8/8/2009 10:52:12 AM

^^^^^ best fucking song ever

8/8/2009 2:19:46 PM

Bob wayne and the outlaw carnies - Morning Time

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6/9/2010 1:14:14 AM

YEAH I NEED TO FUCKING TAKE THE BREAK HUH

6/9/2010 1:21:47 AM

look at all these crackers in here talking about how they're down with the blacks.



and david allen coe is a racist piece of white trash. it makes no difference if he paid some token uncle tom race traitor to play the drums.

6/9/2010 1:33:06 AM

^I'm glad you figured that out considering that is pretty much the theme of "If That Ain't Country"

6/9/2010 7:21:31 AM

^^
Hey joe, I just noticed that you condemned racism in the same sentence that you referred to a "token uncle tom race traitor".
What exactly is a "token uncle tom race traitor"? (Try not to be racist in your answer.)

6/9/2010 7:29:28 AM

Do you really get up at 7:30am to troll on tww? Be honest here. (Try not to imply you have a life)

6/9/2010 7:45:22 AM

Nah, I've been up since 6:30.

6/9/2010 7:55:57 AM

im not allowed to be racist any more

6/9/2010 7:56:25 AM

why not?

6/9/2010 8:02:37 AM

Cash > Jennings

but I still like some of his songs

6/9/2010 8:07:19 AM

New HankIII came out a couple weeks ago. It's no Straight To Hell, but its definitely worth a listen. Notable songs (in my opinion) are Lookin' for a Mountain, Moonshiner's Life, and Tore Up and Loud. Definitely a little bit of Assjack showing through in that last one.

also, Walyon>>>>Cash...... Thats a damn fact.

6/9/2010 9:07:06 AM