i go through anywhere from 2-5 pairs of boobs per week (this week, i've already motorboated 3 pairs)

and i'm out of boob ideas. nicklepickle had a good idea: you guys send me your list of boobs.

i HATE misshapen boobs. i HATE botched implant jobs or anything similar. non-fake in general is not my preference. i LIKE white chicks. i LIKE black chicks but only when they suck my balls. i'm OK with asians. i LIKE hispanic chicks. i LIKE supernatural boobs. i've groped most "classics"

pretty face is a plus, but not necessarily a requirement. i just want to be entertained for a few hours at a time. i prefer serious chicks as i tend to get attached to characters

OH and one more: need 400+ pound fat chicks

some girls i like: laura s., ashley p. and barbara s., anne r., roberta jordan, jane rollins, martha reilly (crappy boobs but fucking her in the ass is like watching a movie), joanie sanford, etc.

no i didn't want to post this in entertainment. sue me.

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 7:24 PM. Reason : more]

9/16/2009 7:30:12 PM

dropdeadkate

9/16/2009 7:31:59 PM

hahaha, ok good parody

9/16/2009 7:32:13 PM

Sixties Playboy wut

9/16/2009 7:34:09 PM

man, that took dedication...

9/16/2009 7:36:47 PM

a little bit, but i do know about this one neat computer trick

copy and paste

9/16/2009 7:37:29 PM

melanndelyn

9/16/2009 8:24:40 PM

Quote :

"OH and one more: need 400+ pound fat chicks"

Quote :

"dropdeadkate"

if I cram 12 dozen donuts down my throat every day for a month I might just make weight

9/16/2009 8:36:23 PM

I didn't read the thread i'm just suggesting boobs

9/16/2009 8:40:54 PM

whatever

you = doghouse for life

I am not 400 fucking pounds

9/16/2009 8:45:39 PM

PM me some pics, ^ you.

9/16/2009 8:46:19 PM

felt like i was in the doghouse for life anyways

9/16/2009 8:47:27 PM

PM them to me too

9/16/2009 8:47:42 PM

^^^ kiss my ass
^

^^ well now the dog house is on fire

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 8:48 PM. Reason : ]

9/16/2009 8:48:04 PM

cunt, whats the deal

9/16/2009 8:49:51 PM

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 8:50 PM. Reason : l]

9/16/2009 8:49:56 PM

^^ ask me how hard I slapped the last guy that called me that

^

9/16/2009 8:53:13 PM

nobody gives a fuck about your stories

9/16/2009 8:54:17 PM

actually I was hoping to give you a demonstration

9/16/2009 8:55:34 PM

quality parody

9/16/2009 8:57:10 PM

haha want to trot over to my place?

9/16/2009 8:57:42 PM

not really

9/16/2009 8:58:11 PM

alright then, shut the fuck up and go on

9/16/2009 8:58:43 PM

9/16/2009 8:58:59 PM

9/16/2009 8:59:27 PM

9/16/2009 8:59:55 PM

9/16/2009 9:00:11 PM

9/16/2009 9:02:36 PM

9/16/2009 9:05:32 PM

check the top of the page, OK?!

9/16/2009 9:05:50 PM

wtf did you just do to my brain with those smilies

9/16/2009 9:06:41 PM

bitches love smilies

9/16/2009 9:07:04 PM

no kidding

dropdeadkate's going to be between my sheets in no time

9/16/2009 9:08:46 PM

jesus this thread turned hateful quickly





make love not war

9/16/2009 9:10:31 PM

true story there emce, she's sure to be between them soon

9/16/2009 9:11:35 PM

ANGRY MOOD GIRL ITT

9/16/2009 9:11:48 PM

dropdeadkate exposed?

9/16/2009 9:13:43 PM

she's steamin'


put her on the window sill to cool

9/16/2009 9:17:07 PM

HEY HEY I STARTED THE KISSY TRAIN


BUT JESUS CHRIST THE KISSY TORNADO IS THE JAM

9/16/2009 9:24:44 PM

*stolen from pussyshoes

9/16/2009 9:25:23 PM

*stolen from qntmfred

9/16/2009 9:39:24 PM

*stolen from qntmfred

9/16/2009 9:39:55 PM

BigEgo is dumb

9/16/2009 10:53:19 PM

don't post in that thread btw, leave it behind

9/16/2009 10:54:56 PM

yeah i was gonna just let it slide on down lol

9/16/2009 10:55:21 PM

i have plans for that thread which involve it never being posted in

9/16/2009 10:57:00 PM

if you'll notice in this thread, i did a lot more edits to make the OP relate to the parody title

yours might've been a decent parody, except mine was great and was made first

9/16/2009 10:58:12 PM

just figured i'd bttt this in case any people are still confused

9/17/2009 12:22:18 AM

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