and two of us will hide in whatever house they're in wearing high quality gorilla suits.

someone can cover us with chalk dust to make us more ghosty. we cannot simply burst out and start charging the cameras though. we have to make sure they see us from the corner of their eyes and make sure they know we see them like wakling past a doorway or something or at the end of a hall .
I want someone to hurt himself exiting the building

I have tons of gorilla suit gags lined up for when I find a gorilla suit in my price range

10/5/2009 8:43:05 PM

my friend likes to ride his bike in the brickyard with his gorilla suit on

10/5/2009 8:44:52 PM

he is wasting his gift

10/5/2009 8:45:31 PM

Quote :

"I have tons of gorilla suit gags lined up for when I find a gorilla suit in my price range"

I used to hang out with Fermat when I was a freshman at NCSU. He was always talking about shooting a gorilla themed porno. Years later, I am saddened by the fact that he has not let go of this...

10/5/2009 8:45:36 PM

its changed somewhat though

i still want to shoot the film, but it will be shot inside an abandoned warehouse type building on a busy stretch of city walkway. The goal of course is for some absent minded shlub to walk in on the film in production and see a room full of sex apes. the cameramen, the producer/director. the gophers. everyone will be a sex gorilla. and when someone walks in, nobody can say a word but one of the apes (me) will quickly gesture towards the door and immediately an ape with a clipboard will begin charging the door.
we will then evac immediately. that person will never be the same

10/5/2009 8:49:30 PM

you do realize that the GH crew runs towards weird shit, right?

10/5/2009 9:49:13 PM

^that and they check out the place while they are filming it...they have people watching the cameras and shit while people are in the place. They've caught other people messing with their cameras and stuff too...you can't pull fast ones on them

The best bet is to drop a spider on Steve, he'll run from a spider.

10/5/2009 9:54:03 PM

oh fck yeah he will

10/5/2009 9:59:24 PM

yeah, I love me some Ghost Hunters! I want them to come to Beaufort and find Blackbeard...cause I talked to a guy Saturday night that said he did some ghost hunting and he thinks he found Blackbeard.

10/5/2009 10:03:13 PM

no kidding... you talked to some guy about it? i had no idea

10/5/2009 10:16:02 PM

was that sarcasm or no?

It's hard enough for me to pick up on sarcasm in person with facial expressions and tone of voice, but trying to pull it off on a message board really doesn't happen for me so you're going to have to spell that one out for me

10/5/2009 10:18:27 PM

that was sarcasm, baby

10/5/2009 10:18:52 PM

This sounds like a Fermat and AxlBonBach production.

Let's get it rolling. You bring the gorilla suits. I'll bring the red cups and warm gin.

10/5/2009 10:19:15 PM

^^damn....

What did I say to get a sarcastic reply?

10/5/2009 10:20:15 PM

Beaufort would be a marvelous place. I grew up in Morehead (which has some good places too) and was very often in Beaufort, and there's definitely more than a few haunts.

10/5/2009 10:20:45 PM

i actually tried to do "scare tactics" one time, they called me back like 7 months later when it was way too late

basically me and one of my friends were pulling all night security duty over in Knightdale (taking turns), and he hates zombies, i was going to get his wife to have him watch a zombie movie with her

then that night when he was all by himself, the "attack" would occur

but it was only about a 4 month temp job, they called 3 months or so after it was over

it most likely would have ended with him beating my ass after he realized he pissed himself

10/5/2009 10:59:29 PM

^What type of "attack" would occur? I could see that going wrong. I've seen enough zombie movies/played enough zombie games/read enough zombie literature that if I was under the impression that an actual zombie outbreak was occurring, I'd start bashing skulls with a crowbar. And I know I'm not the only one who would.


To the OP, please elaborate on some of the gorilla suit shenanigan ideas you have.

10/5/2009 11:20:56 PM

just some people in makeup were going to charge him, the only thing he had was a flashlight and a phone

10/5/2009 11:24:20 PM

a decent flashlight could do some damage to the head...

10/5/2009 11:26:40 PM

im thinking he would have turned tail and ran most likely

but i never to got to really plan the thing

besides, im sure the show people have contingency plans for everything

10/5/2009 11:28:51 PM

hahaha

This summer I worked a short stint at a summer camp for 10-16 year olds getting their video program back on track. Every week we had around 75 campers.

The Sasquatch gag on a 600 acre nature reservation where most buildings have no outside lights and only 1 100w bulb on the inside was AWESOME.

10/6/2009 12:41:50 AM

Quote :

"you do realize that the GH crew runs towards weird shit, right?"

go fuck yourself those faggots wouldn't run towards a damn dusty ghost gorilla. later, after they had a few seconds to think about it, maybe. but the normal hind brain reaction to ghost gorillas is an unrefined red haze of thoughtless panic.

someone please give me a gorilla suit

10/6/2009 11:08:50 AM

^have you seen the show? They see things all the time, and yeah it may make them jump but I've never seen them run from anything. I'm sure they would figure out real fast it was someone in a suit.

10/7/2009 12:06:16 AM

fuck that , get a remote controlled gorilla machine that destroys walls and shit and they would run.

10/7/2009 8:56:32 AM

Quote :

"go fuck yourself those faggots wouldn't run towards a damn dusty ghost gorilla. later, after they had a few seconds to think about it, maybe. but the normal hind brain reaction to ghost gorillas is an unrefined red haze of thoughtless panic"

i dont feel appreciated enough

10/13/2009 8:28:16 PM

Quote :

"They see things all the time, and yeah it may make them jump but I've never seen them run from anything."

I've seen em run once. "DUDE, RUN!!!!" hahaha

10/13/2009 8:30:15 PM

i dont like the ghost hunters

but i think the guy with the biceps on ghost adventures would fucking bodyslam the powder gorilla

10/13/2009 8:32:17 PM

lol that dude

HEY GHOST BRAH

WHERE YOU AT?

OH DUDE A MOTH

10/13/2009 8:33:25 PM

lol thats what me and my brother call those ghost adventure guys

the brahs

10/13/2009 8:34:17 PM

if they ever run out of those distressed crest splatter t-shirts, that guy is gonna have to re-evaluate his world-view

10/13/2009 8:36:43 PM

even though he's a major tool, i still really like watching that show. especially when he's all like

I DONT NORMALLY TAUNT THE DEAD, BUT YOU PUSHED A LADY DOWN THE STAIRS

PUSH ME DOWN THE STAIRS, YOU ASTRAL MOTHERFUCKER

10/13/2009 8:38:43 PM

hahahaha

i used to watch that one, but i've pretty much gone all ghost hunters

although they're just phoning it in these days

10/13/2009 8:40:11 PM

i watch that one RIGHT OVER THERE, brah

actually, i watch most all of them, along with destination truth. i cant get enough of that shit. i just want them to find just one little ghosty

10/13/2009 8:41:04 PM

lololol

DUDE DUDE DUDE

I PUT MY BEER OVER HERE

IT GOT COLD ALL OF A SUDDEN

(camera guy starts to talk... brah jumps all over him)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP DID YOU HEAR THAT?

(camera guy stammers)

SHUT UP

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 8:43 PM. Reason : lol those guys]

10/13/2009 8:42:29 PM

see... here's the thing that always ruins the ghost and monster hunting shows... heck, even the shows about egyption UFO secrets...

If there really was any ghost/UFO/monster, we would have heard about it on drudgereport weeks before the show aired.

10/13/2009 8:43:10 PM

AT THAT EXACT TIME, WE HEARD WHAT SOUNDED LIKE A WOMANS VOICE SAYING "NO MEANS NO"

10/13/2009 8:43:20 PM

hmmmm

maybe i'll give this one a whirl tonight at 10pm

never seen it

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/ghost-lab/ghost-lab.html

10/13/2009 8:44:50 PM

cartoon network has the othersiders

i bet the dusty gorilla would fuck them up pretty good

10/13/2009 8:46:51 PM

dude i actually downloaded and watched the ghostlab torrent today

episode 1

they have clear evp, they have neat ideas, they have great enthusiasm

but its on DSC and they tried to introduce a parallel universe theory and use "era cues" to make ghosts appear. might turn out good but dont stay up past bedtime to watch it.


also, brah has stopped with the "shut up" in season 2. and they're doing a big halloween thingy

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 8:48 PM. Reason : i watched the othersiders too. ha ha i love the kid with the jew fro]

10/13/2009 8:47:43 PM

the most fake one ever is most haunted.

here's the best thing ever



the name KREED KAFER is an anagram of Derek (the psychics name) Faker. it was leaked to a crew member by the staff parapsychologist. he did this to the guy 3 times during the show to prove he was full of shit, and made them all out to be idiots.

i think the only one left is paranormal state, and i just cant get too into it. i watch it some but the guy is a douche. the gay psychic chip coffey is the man though ~

10/13/2009 8:52:29 PM

maybe an actual gorilla would be better. i dunno. im pretty sure im right and you're wrong though

10/13/2009 8:52:34 PM

ghost hunter hunters. i can steal a FLIR.

10/13/2009 8:56:33 PM

i hate most haunted

my gf likes paranormal state, but it's just too blatant that they're running scams over vulnerable abused trailer-park women or new-age hippie couples

that one with the girl who was "possessed" by that "6" thing and they had all that exorcism stuff... and then they went back another episode

there's a devil involved alright... psychological demons in that chick's brain

10/13/2009 8:58:47 PM

a real gorilla would have the advantage in that if they overreacted and fought the gorilla, injuring it, they would be guilty of numerous international treaties protecting an endangered species and probably go to prison for a long time

10/13/2009 9:00:16 PM

they'd love prison, rumor has it that they each have a tattoo of a king chess piece on their inner wrist. couple of faggots they are

10/13/2009 9:02:18 PM

lullz

10/14/2009 1:31:59 PM