...waiting for the wolfline, you know, and standing by myself because I had just missed the last bus. No big deal, I had some extra time. As I'm pulling my phone out of my pocket to respond to a text message, this truck slows down and the passenger yells "Cat fucker!"

There was nobody else around. I don't think I knew the person who yelled, or who was driving.

It has preoccupied me all day. I don't even like cats as regular pets.

10/21/2009 3:55:47 PM

Maybe he was advising you to take the CAT bus?

10/21/2009 3:59:30 PM

that was me, sorry dude

10/21/2009 4:00:09 PM

you don't have to do that republican.

i'll stand up for what i did.

it was me bro

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

10/21/2009 4:00:39 PM

I keep thinking that it's possible that he yelled "Fat fucker!," which I guess would make a little more sense, but not really. I mean, yeah, I'm fat, but I don't think I'm nearly fat enough to warrant slowing down and informing me of the fact.

10/21/2009 4:01:52 PM

whose tits are in your gallery Grumpy?

10/21/2009 4:03:11 PM

Uh...oh right, haha. There was a thread a while back where someone kept saying that they were going to post and immediately take down a pic of what were supposedly Kiwi's tits. I was on during the brief period they were up so I figured I should grab the picture to post after they went down, since at that point the thread had a few followers.

I completely forgot that was still in there.

But let's get back on topic, which is "Which one of you fuckmooks called me a cat fucker today?" And more importantly, why?

[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 4:06 PM. Reason : ]

10/21/2009 4:05:53 PM

Have you in fact ever fucked a cat?

10/21/2009 4:51:31 PM

UNCLE FUCKA

10/21/2009 5:18:31 PM

shallow and pedantic

10/21/2009 5:25:25 PM

10/21/2009 5:49:01 PM

LOL ... Reminds me of one of TheBullDoza's exploits.

He was driving along and on the side of the road was a guy in a mascot costume, like a frog or something, advertising an apartment complex. Erik flipped him off out the window, and the frog gave him the finger back with his big glove frog hands.

10/21/2009 6:46:48 PM

I doubt this was a personal thing.

He probably just wanted to call someone a cat fucker.

10/21/2009 7:31:33 PM

LOL^^...yeah, it was shrek

nothing like seeing a guy dressed up in a giant green suit flip you off with his four fingered hand...best part about it was that his custume head was smiling with giant eyes...man my day...

I think i told my friends to do the same thing...they didnt...guess they arent assholes

10/21/2009 7:49:39 PM

Quote :

"He probably just wanted to call someone a cat fucker."

this would be my motive if i were to do this

10/21/2009 7:55:24 PM

I gotta say, out of all the things you can yell out the window at a stranger, "Cat fucker" strikes me as particularly creative and classy

10/21/2009 7:56:31 PM

Quote :

"I doubt this was a personal thing. He probably just wanted to call someone a cat fucker. "

That's my best guess.

But it was shortly past noon, which generally seems early to have come up with a new thing to yell at strangers. Normally I associate that with a few hours of drinking and coming up with obscure inside jokes.

10/22/2009 2:25:36 AM

Maybe he had watched a porn earlier in the day of a man that looked like you fucking a cat.

10/22/2009 2:41:17 AM

super troopers is obscure and random?

sorry, that was "chicken fucker" but come on

[Edited on October 22, 2009 at 2:43 AM. Reason : ]

10/22/2009 2:41:44 AM

oh wait...someone did say cat fucker in super troopers...



do you look like someone from broken lizard?

10/22/2009 2:42:56 AM

I do not look like anyone from Broken Lizard, I was not pulled over by anybody, and if the situation I described resembled the one in Super Troopers at all, it was only by the most tenuous thread.

10/22/2009 2:47:08 AM