I hate that

it's not fair!

if God were a just God, he wouldn't have created us that way

11/9/2009 6:38:49 PM

i hate NARBs

11/9/2009 6:39:24 PM

you lie

11/9/2009 6:39:28 PM

this thread kinda makes me blush.

11/9/2009 6:39:44 PM

bmel do you get boners at bad times too

how did I lie?

11/9/2009 6:40:17 PM

I've moved past the stage where I care, really

if I have a boner, I'll keep walking down the hall. Taking note of who stares...

11/9/2009 6:40:27 PM

that funeral eulogy i had to deliver was the worst

11/9/2009 6:40:38 PM

http://awesomegod.ytmnd.com/

11/9/2009 6:42:52 PM

how can you hate having a boner

it just means there's fun to come (literally)

11/9/2009 6:43:18 PM

yeah, i keep tabs on the people who stare at my boners too

but then again, i;m probably on someone's list as well

11/9/2009 6:43:26 PM

there's never a bad time to have a boner
it's just that sometimes there's too much clothing getting in the way of things

11/9/2009 6:44:39 PM

it's hard to enjoy a boner in a public place where you can't really hide it

11/9/2009 6:44:52 PM

FLAUNT IT!

if people don't like it, they shouldn't be looking at your junk
if they keep staring at your junk, then you know you've already piqued their interest.

11/9/2009 6:46:11 PM

hello middle school.

as a grown man, you surely must know the hole-in-the-pocket trick. just be sure to keep extra kleenex on hand.

11/9/2009 6:46:23 PM

11/9/2009 6:51:40 PM

I would flaunt it

but I'd probably get fired (the random boners seem to only come at work for some reason)

fired for packin too much heat amirite

11/9/2009 7:10:57 PM

hmm this has never happened to me

11/9/2009 7:13:16 PM

it will

don't you even worry

and it'll happen when you least expect it

11/9/2009 7:14:14 PM

sometimes I might give boners at bad times. hehe

11/9/2009 7:15:49 PM

ahhhh this happened to me today at lunch with a female coworker....i made her stay longer until it went away.

11/9/2009 7:15:58 PM

when I have this problem I think of my 8th grade history teacher, she was 500lbs, and she wore clown like heavy makeup, and she would get in your face and yell so you could see into her enormous pours like craters and the sides of her mouth hung down like an old hunting hound. Picturing her deflates a hard on like a balloon you let go of.

11/9/2009 7:17:33 PM

^^^

yes plz

11/9/2009 7:25:38 PM

wait wait, RD has a job?

11/9/2009 7:32:02 PM

the absolute worst is when you get boners while wearing soccer shorts and freeballin' it. there's no hiding that. happened to me a lot

Quote :

"when I have this problem I think of my 8th grade history teacher, she was 500lbs, and she wore clown like heavy makeup, and she would get in your face and yell so you could see into her enormous pours like craters and the sides of her mouth hung down like an old hunting hound. Picturing her deflates a hard on like a balloon you let go of."

was her name mrs. lyde?

11/9/2009 7:33:31 PM

there was a thread about this a while back that kicked ass

Perhaps that topic was the first time you blew a load or something

11/9/2009 8:13:12 PM

i remember i got a boner one time in latin class in high school and had to get up and write something on the board. every teenage guy's worst nightmare. pretty sure everyone in class noticed.

11/9/2009 8:16:48 PM

At least it means you can get boners...

I mean, would you rather have boners at bad times, or not have boners at all?

11/9/2009 8:19:13 PM

you give rise to an interesting point

11/9/2009 8:20:17 PM

epic beach boners this past week

11/21/2009 11:44:07 PM

boners at work son

11/21/2009 11:48:39 PM

Quote :

"i remember i got a boner one time in latin class in high school and had to get up and write something on the board. every teenage guy's worst nightmare. pretty sure everyone in class noticed."

Pretty sure that's the reason I stopped wearing Umbros in middle school.

11/22/2009 12:23:06 AM

Just think about something gross, or something intellectually challenging, that will solve the boner problem.

11/22/2009 12:29:48 AM

I miss random boners.

11/22/2009 1:37:13 AM

there's never a bad time for a boner.

11/22/2009 2:27:30 AM

GETTING BONERS AT BAD TIMES

1/3/2010 11:32:43 PM

this thread has already been done by me! your time stamps are lies!

1/3/2010 11:42:49 PM

1/5/2010 10:40:24 PM

They day i learned to tuck it into my boxer waist line was about the second greatest day in my life.

1/5/2010 10:55:52 PM

Quote :

"there's never a bad time to have a boner"

6th grade gym class while playing doge ball.

1/5/2010 10:58:21 PM

lol @ the boner tuck

1/5/2010 11:02:33 PM

Quote :

"They day i learned to tuck it into my boxer waist line was about the second greatest day in my life."

This technique could backfire when your dick comes out of the top of your pants by accident.

1/5/2010 11:04:40 PM

When your buddy is sitting next to you

1/5/2010 11:05:48 PM

yeah it works great unless you got some swimming shorts on

then the head is sticking out

basically if you were at/in a pool you would be fucked

1/5/2010 11:05:50 PM

NUMBER ONE ENEMY OF TUCKED IN SHIRTS!!!

1/5/2010 11:52:23 PM

most young girls don't realize whats going on anyways. well... atleast I didn't.

I still never notice when guys get boners, unless it's at swim practice and someone points it out.

1/6/2010 12:18:27 AM

1/6/2010 2:27:21 AM

whoops

1/6/2010 3:09:47 AM

I still wish i knew where the original thread like this was

1/6/2010 3:15:21 AM

1/6/2010 7:46:24 AM

NARB as we speak

1/26/2010 12:34:17 PM