when the agreements of honourable business stand compromised. If thou wouldst treat money as water, flowing as the gentle rain from heaven, why, then thou knowest water begets water; it will be a watery grave your rug, drowned in the weeping brook. Pray remember, Lebowski.





http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/





(well, I found it funny)

1/7/2010 4:16:47 PM

I'm not reading that, if that's what you're wanting out of this thread.

1/7/2010 4:21:09 PM

I'm indifferent really . . . just thought I'd put it out there.

1/7/2010 4:22:52 PM

Goddamn brilliant.

Quote :

"Behold thy car, the corvette, crimson-stain’d, And see what befalls sinners evermore. [He raises his sword, and smites the car] This befalleth when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks, Laurence! Understand’st thou? Dost thou attend me? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks?! [Enter CLOWN] This be what befalleth, Laurence! This be what befalleth, Laurence!"

1/13/2010 8:09:50 PM

haha this is fantastic. I want to put on this production.

Quote :

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

1/13/2010 8:25:58 PM

Quote :

"Thou art killing thy father, Laurence! O!"

2/26/2010 1:47:05 PM

Y'all ever seen the Skinhead Hamlet?

http://sub-zero.mit.edu/bakunin/hamlet.html

2/26/2010 1:52:46 PM

OI! Hahahahahaha

2/26/2010 1:54:43 PM

[Exit POLONIUS. Enter ROSENCRANZ and GUILDENSTERN.]

ROS & GUILD: Oi! Oi! Mucca!

HAMLET: Fuck off, the pair of you!

[Exit ROS & GUILD.]

2/26/2010 1:56:49 PM

[Enter HORATIO, HAMLET and GHOST.]

GHOST: Oi! Mush, get on with it!

HAMLET: Who did it then?

GHOST: That wanker Claudius. He poured fucking poison in my fucking ear!

HAMLET: Fuck me!

[Exeunt.]

2/26/2010 2:02:35 PM

I should have downloaded the PDF when I had the chance.

3/3/2010 12:01:15 AM

Fuck the man, share the dude: http://bit.ly/6k25Av

Hmm, that sounded gay.

3/3/2010 12:49:24 AM

Half LOL, half painful wince from the arduous attempt at satire.

3/3/2010 12:53:57 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRNLrCoPzbs

3/22/2010 11:40:45 AM

I chuckled:

Quote :

"Chinaman ....it tends to generate objections in modern times, especially in the US where Asian-American is the preferred nomenclature"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs#C

4/16/2010 3:47:15 PM

9/9/2010 8:13:16 PM

"fuck it, let's go bowling"

9/9/2010 8:22:29 PM