I say "Yes" in public bathrooms.

Any of you brave enough to go bare bottom?

6/16/2010 12:29:49 PM

I do not line, or hover.

6/16/2010 12:31:28 PM

i always wipe them down except when i'm at home

but i have never used, and will hopefully never have to use, a public toilet...work doesn't count, IMO

6/16/2010 12:32:00 PM

Work definitely counts. And I definitely line the work toilet. I wipe all that stuff down, too.

I almost always leave a toilet cleaner than when I found it.

You jerks out there that piss all over the toilet seat should have your junk cut off.

[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 12:36 PM. Reason : hahah]

6/16/2010 12:33:05 PM

your refusal to use public toilets REALLY limits your ability to travel and have adventures

I will use almost any toilet

but yeah I wipe them down

6/16/2010 12:33:14 PM

good call. the wipedown is crucial if you aren't going to line.

6/16/2010 12:33:32 PM

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"toilet sheet"

6/16/2010 12:35:51 PM

oops. Your post is old as shit now, dude

6/16/2010 12:36:45 PM

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"work doesn't count, IMO"

Yeah, tell yourself that

6/16/2010 12:39:26 PM

wipe down and then line.... always

6/16/2010 12:39:43 PM

I just wipe, no lining. I have yet to contract a butt disease.

6/16/2010 12:41:11 PM

^^^^

[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 12:41 PM. Reason : arrows]

6/16/2010 12:41:24 PM

you guys are pussies if you line toilets. Me, I'll just sit down directly in another man's cold piss, I don't give a fuck, I just live.

6/16/2010 12:42:29 PM

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" ASS GASKETS FTW! "

6/16/2010 12:53:24 PM

^^ Filed under "More things I didn't need to know."

6/16/2010 12:59:31 PM

in public: spitshine wipe, then line double

at home: spitshine wipe, but no line (my bathroom isn't within the confines of my bedroom)

6/16/2010 12:59:41 PM

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"your refusal to use public toilets REALLY limits your ability to travel and have adventures"

not at all...i don't have to poop but once a day...where would i be and what would i be doing that i can't manage to do it before i leave the place i'm staying or in the woods (if i'm camping?)

i've managed to visit 4 continents and spend almost a year (total) out of the country...i think i'm doing pretty well so far

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"Yeah, tell yourself that"

i don't know where you work, but mine isn't full of a bunch of seat-pissers and considering the toilets i use are shared by all of 3 or 4 other guys, i'm not especially worried about it

*shrug*

6/16/2010 1:04:50 PM

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"i always wipe them down except when i'm at home but i have never used, and will hopefully never have to use, a public toilet...work doesn't count, IMO"

was your name "shit break" in HS?

6/16/2010 1:06:47 PM

i definitely use the ass gaskets

6/16/2010 1:07:39 PM

i just sit right down. fuck a liner.

6/16/2010 1:14:38 PM

I mean I'll wipe down the seat and then sit on it. I really don't give a shit. Unless it's a port-o-john...then I hover...or I go pop a squat somewhere else.

6/16/2010 1:19:51 PM

that little piece of paper isn't doing anything. paper is porous. you're subjecting yourself to worse risks by pushing the door open with your hand and then touching your face.

6/16/2010 1:23:03 PM

I have never in my life shit in a public restroom

6/16/2010 1:23:27 PM

never drop the deuce in public toilets. hold that shit in. literally

6/16/2010 1:24:40 PM

speaking of port o johns... this was so funny. At the beer fest in Raleigh last year, there was lines of people waiting to go into the 15 or so portos they had. There was one toilet that did not have a line. Someone had gone into that toilet and shit bombed it.

After a few drinks, and was bored, I sat on the wall, and watched the same sequence of events over and over again...

1) Person needs to shit.
2) Sees lines at all toilets except one.
3) Decides it is a good decision to use toilet with no line.
4) Opens door to vacant shitter, door shuts
5) RUNS out of shitter 1 second later.

I couldnt stop laughing

6/16/2010 1:25:14 PM

jeez man, i've shit in tons of public toilets. let that shit out, literally

6/16/2010 1:25:36 PM

I'll take a shit anywhere...

6/16/2010 1:27:23 PM

i never have to shit in public UNLESS:

-i am stomach-sick
-im in a hotel room
-im somewhere that i've subconsciously deemed to be "like home" ... one example is at school where ive spent many hours, but when i was working i didnt really have to shit there either

6/16/2010 1:28:29 PM

holding it in has been my MO ever since i was a little kid. i remember going to summer camp for a week when i was little and holding it in all week. i was bout to bust when i got home

6/16/2010 1:30:41 PM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

6/16/2010 1:33:55 PM

hotel rooms don't count as public restrooms imo


but if they do, then i retract my previous statement

6/16/2010 1:35:16 PM

I'm betting there are people on here that line at friends' houses.

6/16/2010 1:37:01 PM

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"your refusal to use public toilets REALLY limits your ability to travel and have adventures I will use almost any toilet but yeah I wipe them down"

6/16/2010 1:38:20 PM

no one here dares to use ...JACKPOT'S toilet! mwahahahahha

6/16/2010 1:39:00 PM

and if hotel bathrooms count, then i guess my dorm bathroom should count too. I lived in a suite at Bowen.

6/16/2010 1:39:36 PM

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"was your name "shit break" in HS?"

no...i've always been regular enough that i'd crap before i left for school in the morning, and then not again until the next day at the same time...i've been a morning pooper as long as i can remember

i'm sorry your body is so unpredictable

6/16/2010 2:09:49 PM