light, starting 2010 years ago, he still wouldn't have left our galaxy.









True story.

9/6/2010 6:33:41 PM

jesus does not take off

9/6/2010 6:35:07 PM

i'm pretty sure it says in the bible that jesus can fly faster than the speed of light

9/6/2010 6:35:53 PM

I thought Jesus used a transwarp hub

9/6/2010 6:38:46 PM

I thought heaven is a place on earth

9/6/2010 6:42:25 PM

heaven is really close

that's where the rain comes from

9/6/2010 6:42:30 PM

This is all based off of a assumption that Jesus actually exists and that there is a heaven.

9/6/2010 6:44:20 PM

What do you mean if?

9/6/2010 6:46:06 PM

wait are you trying to prove that jesus actually goes faster than the speed of light and therefore time travel IS possible

go on...

9/6/2010 6:46:16 PM

if jesus is real?

OH LIKE THE GOVERNMENT & MEDIA WOULD LIE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

9/6/2010 6:47:44 PM

Well, that's what he gets for starting off from a treadmill.

9/6/2010 6:49:54 PM

9/6/2010 6:50:52 PM

Jesus has access to worm holes

9/6/2010 7:03:24 PM

is this an african or european jesus?

9/6/2010 7:07:23 PM

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"i'm pretty sure it says in the bible that jesus can fly faster than the speed of light"

9/6/2010 7:09:22 PM

Maybe Jesus is really Q.

9/6/2010 7:09:54 PM

I thought Jesus was a hoax. Mythbusters couldn't seem to confirm him last I checked.

[Edited on September 6, 2010 at 7:11 PM. Reason : It's a tarp.]

9/6/2010 7:10:48 PM

9/6/2010 8:47:55 PM

Why would he have started 2010 years ago?

9/6/2010 8:49:52 PM

Apparently he accelerated to the speed of light during birth. That must have been painful.

9/6/2010 8:52:12 PM

9/6/2010 9:00:48 PM

HEAVEN ISN'T TOO FAR AWAAAY

CLOSER TO IT EVERY DAAAY

9/6/2010 9:03:17 PM

But as Jesus approaches c won't he become infinitely heavy?

9/6/2010 9:25:49 PM

he ascended at the speed of soul

9/6/2010 9:32:27 PM

^^ Not a problem when you have an infinite amount of energy.

9/6/2010 9:57:01 PM

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"jesus does not take off"

oh god lol

9/6/2010 9:57:39 PM

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"But as Jesus approaches c won't he become infinitely heavy?"

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"Not a problem when you have an infinite amount of energy."

That or he has no mass at anything less than c

which would help explain walking on water, floating in air, etc.


either way, it would appear he's got light speed travel covered

9/6/2010 10:16:34 PM

Special Topics in Physics Fall 2010: Biblical Physics

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