I have my annual company Christmas extravaganza coming up in one week in fancy Greensboro NC. Any tdub ladies want to go?

Requirements:
1. Do a great job of making my coworkers hate their mediocre lives just that little bit more.
2. Must be able to drink like a sailor and not turn into a sloppy mess
3. Be comfortable sharing a king size bed or sleeping on a cot, because I'm sure as hell not sleeping on the floor

Dec 17th-18th, everything is taken care of if you'd like a weekend of retarded partying

not looking for some creepy hookup, just a trophy girl who will have a good time. There's at least plenty of girls on here who will vouch for my non-creepo status and entertainment value.

Applications accepted ITT and via PM

holler!

12/10/2010 8:04:57 PM

Noen

12/10/2010 8:05:28 PM

I will do it

12/10/2010 8:07:08 PM

Oh and if possible I'd like you to wear something like this:




I will pay for all materials that go into the creation of your garb.

[Edited on December 10, 2010 at 8:09 PM. Reason : ...]

12/10/2010 8:09:07 PM

Creepy is a tag word to ensure that you come off creepy, no matter how its used

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

12/10/2010 8:09:32 PM

I, for one, hope that this thread is met with great success.

12/10/2010 8:29:23 PM

you should bring a guy. that would be a helluva ClassicMixup

12/10/2010 8:31:11 PM

What if one t-dub girl offered and a different t-dub girl showed up...

12/10/2010 8:32:25 PM

THAT would be a ClassicMixup

12/10/2010 8:33:28 PM

Surely, If I was still in the game, I could call on my gaggle of hoes to assist you

12/10/2010 8:34:54 PM

when did you ever quit the game?

12/10/2010 8:45:12 PM

herpes made him quit

12/10/2010 8:46:39 PM

Man, I have a kid now

I can't be foolin' around with ya'll nukkas

12/10/2010 8:51:22 PM

kids don't stop a playa. you musta never been one

12/10/2010 8:52:45 PM

Joie?

looks like EMCE has gained a few pounds

[Edited on December 10, 2010 at 8:54 PM. Reason : w]

12/10/2010 8:53:00 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=580984&page=155#14460360

12/10/2010 9:09:35 PM

^^ look, I gained a few after the pregnancy

fuck off

12/10/2010 9:13:51 PM

I'm like a grand prize trophy...larger than your rec center trophy haha

But I can drink like 3 sailors and I'm pretty much the life of any party

It would probably blow your people's minds if you showed up with me haha

12/10/2010 9:19:06 PM

^^ Need one of Joie's tampons?

12/10/2010 9:24:18 PM

Dude, show up with two chicks: Diva and LivinProof. I guarantee your world will be rocked.

I require 10% commission from this arrangement.

12/10/2010 9:25:18 PM

Quote :

"Looking good, Moose"

12/10/2010 9:26:13 PM

merbig, your humor prowess is boundless.

12/10/2010 9:28:03 PM

For a fee, I will arrange for iheartkisses to coordinate a date with DivaBaby19 and LivinProof78 for you.

12/10/2010 9:29:28 PM

EMCE: Cupid's Wholesale Distributor

12/10/2010 9:33:40 PM