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1/19/2011 6:26:42 PM

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"I don't have much to say on this topic either. It's a little annoying that she's cold ALL the tim"

That is every woman. You all need to take some iron pills.

Mine sings to every song. It is like it is impossible for her not to just listen to a song.

1/21/2011 7:13:54 AM

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"That is every woman. You all need to take some iron pills."

Funny because her doc says she gets too much iron. Oh well...

1/21/2011 8:50:52 AM

Does she have a male doctor?

1/21/2011 9:07:47 AM

Hell if I know. All I know is that she apparently gets enough iron and is cold all the time. And she's from fucking Connecticut. I don't know how she made it up there as a kid.

1/21/2011 9:30:46 AM

My boyfriend is the one who is always cold at home. I credit that to my parents keeping our house at 64 year-round when I was growing up.

He also does the dirty dishes in the sink thing. Also I hate ice crunching and he does that all the time. That is my biggest peeve I think.

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"Breathes."

I know this was a joke, but man ... mouth breathers ...

1/21/2011 9:40:58 AM

I thought these were supposed to be strange?

More like "common pet peeves your SO Does"

[Edited on January 21, 2011 at 10:09 AM. Reason : ]

1/21/2011 10:08:59 AM

I thought of one, my boyfriend smacks my ass no matter where we are.

1/21/2011 10:43:05 AM

^ that bothers you?

1/21/2011 12:46:51 PM

You know.. I used to do that with my ex. She liked it at first. But then it became habit, and I think she ended up getting annoyed.

Now, every time I see a girl with a nice round ass in public or at a party or where ever, even slightly bent over, I have to really FIGHT the urge to just go wwWHAP. Its really difficult for me guys. I think I need help. What do?

1/21/2011 12:51:56 PM

just do it anyway...girls love it

1/21/2011 12:56:12 PM

smack it for shits and gigz

1/21/2011 12:56:30 PM

I also have urges to scream out random inappropriate things in class and other such serious situations.

Also, when a hot girl I barely know adds me on facebook, I want to post on her wall "I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE SEX SOMETIME. WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

1/21/2011 12:59:26 PM

not a strange thing, but it really irks me when she replies to a text with "K" and nothing else. i don't expect a complete sentence with every text but don't "K" me woman.

it probably pisses me off more because of its use on this site.

1/21/2011 1:13:17 PM

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"^ that bothers you?"

I find in inappropriate when we are around family or out in public.

1/21/2011 1:21:27 PM

I mean its not like I'm obvious about it then

1/21/2011 1:26:44 PM

Dear bmel, please post a pic of said ass so that we may determine its public smacking and/or grabbing merit. Sincerely, William Robert Sixty Six

1/21/2011 1:27:35 PM

half of the fun of the rump slap is to be discrete about it!

1/21/2011 1:46:21 PM

Ass slaps are played out. I check oil.

1/21/2011 1:52:49 PM

I do have a big booty and he will do it right in front of his parents

but I don't have any pics of said booty

1/21/2011 2:42:50 PM

i'll re-re-edit and attest to bmel's booty

while i haven't tapped, i have dat ass'd it

[Edited on January 21, 2011 at 2:46 PM. Reason : .]

1/21/2011 2:43:42 PM

lol and there is your validation.

1/21/2011 2:45:27 PM

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"Now, every time I see a girl with a nice round ass in public or at a party or where ever, even slightly bent over, I have to really FIGHT the urge to just go wwWHAP. Its really difficult for me guys. I think I need help. What do?"

I too have this problem!!

1/21/2011 2:51:19 PM

I, too, have dat ass'd bmel's derriere

1/21/2011 2:55:36 PM

Not strange but when he doesn't reseal the gummy bear bag and when he locks the door connecting the garage to the laundry room.

8/25/2011 1:02:02 PM

He likes to scare me when I'm in the shower. I keep telling him to try not to do that ... since I'm afraid that I may accidentally cut my leg off while shaving.

Also, he often calls me at work (at, like, 4 p.m.) and asks if I can meet him and his parents for dinner in ten minutes. When I work an hour away. Then he gets sad and asks if I don't like his parents.

8/25/2011 1:32:31 PM

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"not a strange thing, but it really irks me when she replies to a text with "K" and nothing else. i don't expect a complete sentence with every text but don't "K" me woman. it probably pisses me off more because of its use on this site."

haha that pisses me off no matter who does it... saps852 does it whenever I text him. I take the time to write out a long thought out message, and all I get is a "k"? FUCK YOU TOO, BUDDY!

8/25/2011 1:36:31 PM

tries to start conversations about her day

8/25/2011 1:40:13 PM

Yet you ^^ do this to me. Either that or just one work answers. No matter how many questions I ask.

[Edited on August 25, 2011 at 1:42 PM. Reason : too slow]

8/25/2011 1:40:28 PM

didn't say I had no problems myself...

8/25/2011 1:45:43 PM

He likes to wake me up in the middle of the night for some loving, he'll just get right on top of me. While I appreciate the sentiment sometimes I'm too tired so i brush him off and he takes over my pillow

8/25/2011 3:20:43 PM

Nail biting
Unfortunately, that has turned into a pet peeve with everyone, so I have to try hard to keep myself from nagging other people anytime I see them do it.
(Apologies to those I have already, heh. It's just instinct now >< )

Some of these are kinda funny, heh.

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"puts dirty dishes in the sink when the dishes in the dishwasher are dirty and the dishwasher is not full"

Guilty... I do that sometimes. I usually put things in the sink while or right after I use them, then load the dishwasher and wash bigger things all at once later. I'd rather them be in the sink and not sitting out. Oops.

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"Now, every time I see a girl with a nice round ass in public or at a party or where ever, even slightly bent over, I have to really FIGHT the urge to just go wwWHAP. Its really difficult for me guys. I think I need help. What do?"

I just do this to my close female friends (or people I feel comfortable around), or I'll say something like "damn, your ass looks like it wants to be grabbed". This usually happens if I'm walking upstairs behind someone (typically the bf),... if there's an ass a few feet from my face, I want to grab it.

8/25/2011 3:30:19 PM

-she goes grocery shopping and ends up buying a fuckton of freezer stuff so she always has to really pack it in there and every time i open the freezer i have to be really careful so that nothing falls out and steak is always on the bottom in the back, so i have to take out half the shit to get a steak
-she collects pennies or some shit. any spare change i have lying around, she collects and goes to the bank to exchange for pennies. like i had about $50 in spare change in my closet that she found, now i have a box of 5000 pennies in my closet. i haven't been able to get a straight answer about this. she says it's a legitimate hobby.

8/25/2011 3:53:16 PM

how many pennies does she have?

8/25/2011 4:02:05 PM

^^

8/25/2011 8:51:14 PM

lol i dont understand the pennies thing.

i HATE loose change with a passion

8/25/2011 11:02:10 PM

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"saps852 does it whenever I text him. I take the time to write out a long thought out message, and all I get is a "k"? FUCK YOU TOO, BUDDY!"

aha, at least I respond, you just ignore people

8/25/2011 11:05:46 PM

I hate having my ass slapped when I'm not expecting it. Then again, I have no ass at all and it usually kinda hurts.



When he texts/chats/emails me, he will write "their" for "they're" and "rediculous"

8/25/2011 11:44:55 PM

when she talks about her ex-husband.

8/25/2011 11:47:04 PM

This broad builds nests. Any place she's stationary gradually accumulates a pile of her shit beside it and totally out of its place. She kicks it on the couch for a few hours, the end table will be covered in a random assortment of stuff - her laptop, nail polish, a book, a scrunchy. Same is true for storage space in the passenger door. Shit drives me crazy.

8/26/2011 1:30:49 AM

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"how many pennies does she have? "

idk exactly, about $150 worth at my apt, best guess.. $1000+ at her place.

8/26/2011 9:12:22 AM

i've started dubbing my girlfriend "lord of the rings" because she leaves her drink glasses everywhere leaving sweat rings all over the place.

Luckily it's mostly granite countertops and not much wood to damage. I used the Curb "do you respect wood" line but it went over her head.

8/26/2011 9:26:55 AM

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"-she collects pennies or some shit. any spare change i have lying around, she collects and goes to the bank to exchange for pennies. like i had about $50 in spare change in my closet that she found, now i have a box of 5000 pennies in my closet. i haven't been able to get a straight answer about this. she says it's a legitimate hobby."

She would kill me. I throw pennies in the trash.

8/26/2011 9:43:53 AM

what in the fuck at the penny girl

8/26/2011 9:55:48 AM

I don't have any pet peeves regarding my GF, but she does have a few things she does that I pick on her about.

-rearranges the refrigerator pretty much daily
-rearranges the pantry pretty much daily
-cannot walk around the house without shoes on. this includes when she is naked

8/26/2011 10:22:40 AM

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"-cannot walk around the house without shoes on. this includes when she is naked"

that is just the most ridiculous mental image ever. mostly b/c i have no idea what she looks like and also b/c the shoes that i imagine her wearing ended up being old wooden clogs

8/26/2011 10:28:06 AM

i already talked about the wet towels, open cabinets, lack of coaster use and dry cleaning tabs

he also leaves dry cleaner hangers in the bed. he'll get dressed while i'm still asleep so imagine this:

i wake up with a hanger in my bed, i roll over and see 3 cups without coasters under them on the night stand, i get out of bed and step on a wet towel and a dry cleaning tab on the floor

i go downstairs to make breakfast and find all the cabinets open

HAHAHA

8/26/2011 11:17:45 AM

oh the humanity

8/26/2011 12:03:46 PM

if he didn't knock the bottoms off right i'd say you could do better

8/26/2011 12:08:54 PM

It's titled "I married my muse", but it reminded me of the penny collector.
Also, that's like $150 is like 90 lbs worth of pennies. Dayum. Cash them in.

8/27/2011 6:34:25 PM