plz

4/4/2011 8:13:46 PM

k

4/4/2011 8:14:32 PM

Can we pm skwinkle if we want you to have sex?

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/4/2011 8:14:51 PM

PM sent.

4/4/2011 8:17:04 PM

Your message has been sent.

4/4/2011 8:47:19 PM

Your message has been sent

4/4/2011 8:48:48 PM

Your massage has been sent

4/4/2011 8:49:28 PM

Can we pm you skwinkle if we want to have sex?

4/4/2011 8:50:12 PM

Can skwinkle pm me the names of other good looking single girls who would like to have sex with me?

4/4/2011 8:51:17 PM

I like button this thread.

4/4/2011 8:51:48 PM

you guys should race to see who can have the most kids

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/4/2011 8:57:41 PM

dislike

4/4/2011 9:02:53 PM

and by kids he means cats.

4/4/2011 9:33:09 PM

oh

well then nobody will beat me at that game

4/4/2011 9:33:47 PM

Itchy cat lady sweater is in the mail.

[Edited on April 4, 2011 at 9:34 PM. Reason : .]

4/4/2011 9:34:01 PM

I hope it has buttons that I can misalign.

4/4/2011 9:34:45 PM

Of course.

It actually comes with extra button holes for your pleasure.

4/4/2011 9:36:38 PM

kids and cats are basically the same for the first year or so

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4/4/2011 9:39:19 PM

except kids don't learn how to walk around and poop on your pillow almost immediately

at least i didn't

4/4/2011 9:41:01 PM

Hm.

BubbleBobble must be special.

4/4/2011 9:43:32 PM

then why the hell did i get a pm?

4/4/2011 9:44:39 PM

Quote :

"AWESOMEST PM EVAR"

4/5/2011 5:11:28 PM

bttt

5/12/2011 8:58:53 PM

hey bro...

I think you mispelled "EMCE" in the thread title.

5/12/2011 8:59:35 PM

POAST NUDES

5/12/2011 9:01:41 PM

^ This

and

^^ Aww fuck, I thought I misspelled it.

5/12/2011 9:14:27 PM

you guys should come out tonight (aka have a couple drinky drinks)

that'll increase your chance of sex by a lot

5/12/2011 9:17:27 PM

^ if only it was that easy

5/12/2011 9:19:07 PM

^ +1

5/12/2011 9:19:47 PM

you're just not drinking enough

man the fuck up

5/12/2011 9:20:23 PM

so you saying we should drink till our standards slip, or we end up crashing at DJ-rapes place?

5/12/2011 9:22:28 PM

whichever gets you laid with the least amount of regret and shame

5/12/2011 9:23:32 PM

Craigslist got rid of the prostitute section. $30 is way better than buying a slut drinks at the bar. At least I'm guaranteed to get in them guts with the prostitute.

5/12/2011 9:26:52 PM

a $30 assault on guts, hilarious

5/12/2011 10:11:46 PM

So from what I gather tomorrow's plans include a drunken orgy with begonias, EMCE and a $30 Craigslist prostitute.

I can work with that.

5/13/2011 2:33:14 AM

Hellz yea.

5/13/2011 6:36:11 AM

I had a semi until multiples cats were mentioned.

Instant red flag.

5/13/2011 6:59:03 AM

^^^tomorrow? I need time to prepare for that level of freaky

5/13/2011 6:59:42 AM

I got the car batteries and jump cables ready for EMCE's testicles.

5/13/2011 2:50:36 PM

pm plz

6/28/2012 3:22:19 PM

^

6/28/2012 3:23:11 PM

pm plz

6/28/2012 3:26:56 PM

response time: 5 weeks

6/28/2012 3:34:04 PM

Postage not included.

6/28/2012 3:37:57 PM

If I gotta wait 5 weeks for it, you better have that 190% Kate Upton pussy

6/28/2012 3:41:29 PM

It's already been 11.

6/28/2012 3:43:59 PM

Quote :

"KATE UPTON PUSSY"

Quote :

"PLEASURE BUTTON HOLES"

[Edited on June 28, 2012 at 3:47 PM. Reason : ITCHY CAT SWEATER]

6/28/2012 3:45:25 PM

wait ... who tagged this thread as nsfw? lies.

6/28/2012 4:13:58 PM

The PMs you sent me were definitely nsfw.

6/28/2012 4:15:37 PM

pm me also if you want to have sex, Skwink

6/28/2012 4:21:33 PM