http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=number+people+that+die+each+day

5/19/2011 10:27:08 PM

Also, I can't round for shit.

5/19/2011 10:27:52 PM

yeah, you just needlessly murdered more than a thousand people

5/19/2011 10:31:25 PM

5/19/2011 10:31:59 PM

You gotta spend money to make money.

5/19/2011 10:40:52 PM

disgusting

5/19/2011 10:48:48 PM

I prefer to think of it as perspective. Disgusting, depressing, morose perspective.

5/19/2011 10:53:18 PM

Its a state college. yer rounding looks good to me

5/20/2011 2:05:15 AM

This isn't that funnhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

5/20/2011 8:37:06 AM

I more or less did this thread like 2 years ago

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=572645

Prepare to be sued.

5/20/2011 9:47:33 AM

But I predicted the day and the number. It's a saturday. I think more people over-exert themselves on saturday or do dangerous things. I think 156,000 is an accurate number.

Hmm, actually it seem that Friday is the most common day of the week to die in the US, followed closely by saturday. Sat is the worst day for death by assault, car crashes. Only suicides and perhaps heart disease are worse on monday.

5/20/2011 12:16:51 PM

Pretty sure that really is the number of Jehovah's Witnesses that get to go to heaven, so you might be right if they're right.

5/20/2011 12:19:48 PM

^^ That's only for folks who believe their holy day is Sunday. Da Joos would have Friday be their day of exertion and da Mooslims would have Thursday be their day of exertion.

Us atheists exert ourselves on any day we damn well please.

5/20/2011 12:28:32 PM

Yeah the muslims take it easy on Friday, Friday Gotta Get Down on Friday. That is assuming they don't die in traffic pulling out of the mosque parking lot. It's a perfect storm of cab drivers and women who have only been allowed to drive since they recently came to this country.

5/20/2011 12:38:25 PM

You guys be safe out there.

5/20/2011 10:15:48 PM

Anyone seen the net worth of that guy's company? 80 million dollars strong.

5/20/2011 10:21:03 PM

No way that statistic is ttrrruuuuuuuuunnnnnggggghghghhghghghghghghg

5/20/2011 10:44:50 PM

I've actually been having some chest pain and always think of these photos and laugh...which hurts.

5/20/2011 11:14:00 PM

sorry to hear it bro

5/21/2011 12:09:04 AM

That many people die every day? I think I'm going to go for a nice jeeeeooooooeoeoeoouuuuurrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh

5/21/2011 9:52:20 AM

hahahahah

that cracked me up like crazy

ahahahaaaaooooooooorrrrrrrggggggg

5/21/2011 9:54:05 AM

heart disease is no joke, i would appreciate a little more sensitivity douche bags

5/21/2011 9:54:46 AM

Hey, who are you calling a douch baaauauughhghhhhghghhhghghg



[Edited on May 21, 2011 at 12:50 PM. Reason : lol image says "morning chest pain and gas"]

5/21/2011 12:50:19 PM

he looks like he's squeezing one out

too bad the lazy fuck couldn't wait til he got to work so he could crop dust some coworkers

5/21/2011 1:13:08 PM

bump

10/21/2011 11:24:19 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44983933/ns/technology_and_science-science/#.TqGSabLXUqV

On the science page no less.

10/21/2011 11:42:34 AM

10/21/2011 11:59:27 AM

Did this thread really need a bumgghhhhhhhhhhhsssspkkppfffffghghhhhhspdpdpfpffffddd

10/21/2011 12:02:36 PM