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"Plus, ZZ Top never wrote a song about men who dress like shit."

Yeah, because I want to take fashion advice from these dudes:



[Edited on April 29, 2013 at 6:25 PM. Reason : a]

4/29/2013 6:25:11 PM

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"http://www.gq.com/style/fashion/201107/worst-dressed-cities-america#slide=6"

4/29/2013 6:25:38 PM

And while we are on the topic of beards, clearly appearance has nothing to do with getting hot chicks. Just get rich, and they won't care how you look.

Exhibit B:

4/29/2013 6:31:01 PM

its a fact.

every year i make more money my wardrobe gets douchier and douchier.

this might lend some insight into why Kris is so impeccable.

4/29/2013 6:35:51 PM

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"The way someone looks is one of the most important aspects of sexual attraction, which is perhaps why nearly three-quarters (78 percent) of women assert one of the hottest things a guy can do is to dress well. The women polled reveal a number of surprising sentiments when it comes to their relationships with men and their clothes: You can't buy them love: A vast majority (85 percent) of women think a guy who dresses well is sexier than one who has a lot of money. Women will sacrifice a lot for style: Eight in ten (80 percent) women would give up something in their lives — such as going out to dinner, using their cell phone, or even having sex for an entire year — for a better-dressed partner. They prefer the gentleman, not the officer: Close to two-thirds (63 percent) of women find a man in a suit more attractive than one in uniform, putting to rest the classic belief that men in uniform are the ultimate sex symbols."

4/29/2013 6:37:03 PM

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"Just get rich, and they won't care how you look."

Says the guy who wears backwards baseball caps and square toed shoes.

You must be fucking BALLIN' son.

4/29/2013 6:39:08 PM

^ I have never had any issues getting pussy, let's just put it that way.

and I pretty much exclusively wear cargo shorts.

[Edited on April 29, 2013 at 6:41 PM. Reason : a]

4/29/2013 6:40:22 PM

Congrats!

I'm not saying you're wrong for wearing what you like to wear. Hell, go nuts. Sell it. Be true to yourself, whatever. I'm just saying you're wrong if you think you look good in cargo shorts (or square toed shoes).


[Edited on April 29, 2013 at 6:46 PM. Reason : .]

4/29/2013 6:42:33 PM

I don't try to look good, and I have still gotten plenty of pussy......pussy that is way out of my league in fact.

That's my point.

4/29/2013 6:47:16 PM

ahhhh some folks don't realize what the duck dynasty dudes looked like when they actually got the chicks

let me show you them




[Edited on April 29, 2013 at 6:48 PM. Reason : pic wouldn't work]

4/29/2013 6:47:19 PM

No, I get it DB19, but those chicks are tolerating the beards because that shit pays the bills.

If I decided to grow a beard like that I would be kicked out with a quickness.

4/29/2013 6:50:07 PM

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"I don't try to look good, and I have still gotten plenty of pussy......pussy that is way out of my league in fact. That's my point."

LOLZ!

"I look like shit and I've had sex." Cool dude. I'm impressed. We all are, I'm sure.

4/29/2013 6:50:13 PM

.....says the guy with no pictures of himself in his gallery.

It's easy to troll when your opponents have no ammo......

4/29/2013 6:51:33 PM

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"ZZ Top never wrote a song about men who dress like shit."

dress sharply

but wear $0.49 sunglasses

4/29/2013 6:59:34 PM

If you want to dress like shit, be my guest, no one will stop you. It doesn't cost much more and it isn't that uncomfortable to dress slightly more fashionable.

4/29/2013 7:10:38 PM

Sharp Dressed Man + Cheap Sunglasses = Tush. It's a pretty simple equation.

^ again, not my point. I have a whole closet full of suits and can dress up when the time calls for it. I am just saying that if you are only trying to dress nice to get pussy, you are wasting your time and money.

[Edited on April 29, 2013 at 7:13 PM. Reason : a]

4/29/2013 7:11:32 PM

still loving my decision to wear my cargo shorts, a button down dress shirt, and my flip flops today. i even caught one of my students staring at my junk.

4/29/2013 7:13:37 PM

^ what is his name?

sorry, couldn't resist the softball.

4/29/2013 7:14:39 PM

well I do teach in SF...

4/29/2013 7:15:15 PM

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"I have a whole closet full of suits and can dress up when the time calls for it. I am just saying that if you are only trying to dress nice to get pussy, you are wasting your time and money."

Says the guy arguing the merits of looking slovenly and poorly put together.

It isn't just about "the pussy," guy. If you want to use all of your "out of your league pussy" as a barometer for the determining the value of dressing well, that's fine. You've got your priorities and that's fine. As long as you realize that getting pussy (which, I'll reiterate, is very impressive) doesn't mean you don't dress poorly.

Not dressing like a tool is more of a respect thing, for both myself and anyone I happen to meet/make a first impression on. But hey, maybe I'm old fashioned.

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"I have a whole closet full of suits and can dress up when the time calls for it. "

Stocked up at Men's Wearhouse or Jos. A. Bank I assume? So you have a closet full of poorly fitting rack suits that you'll rock with a presumably horrible tie and square toed "dress" shoes? Impressive.

There's a difference between getting putting on a bunk tie and looking put together. Clearly the minutia is lost on you, which is understandable given all of the world class pussy you're constantly getting.

[Edited on April 30, 2013 at 8:11 AM. Reason : .]

4/30/2013 8:02:16 AM

You don't have to dress nice to get vagina...you just have to make sure you don't dress like a tool.

A t-shirt and jeans will cut it...but you have to wear that t-shirt and jeans well.

4/30/2013 8:06:17 AM

can we just all agree that cargo shorts look worlds better with a shirt that fits well as long as it's UNTUCKED?

4/30/2013 8:37:55 AM

MOST SUCCESSFUL VAGINA BLASTING LOOK....THE FRONT TUCK WITH CARGOS:

4/30/2013 8:40:42 AM

3 hour + exam, fuck it, I'm wearing sweatpants.

5/2/2013 1:32:30 PM

oh my.

5/2/2013 1:55:10 PM

I wear cargo shorts and I don't care what you think.

5/2/2013 1:58:34 PM

No one cares.

5/8/2013 8:50:58 AM

Kick it up a notch with madras cargo shorts and a t-shirt with an alcohol advertisement.

5/8/2013 9:35:13 AM

Cargo shorts are like a propellor beanie.

5/8/2013 10:13:11 AM

^, ^^

Quality posts, my friends.

5/8/2013 10:19:15 AM

You can get by with a Jos A Bank suit if you then take it to a tailor after your purchase. Not the Jos. A Bank tailor, a legit, stand alone tailor. So, if you're in a pinch, buy a suit on sale from Jos. A. Bank and spend 75-125 at the tailor the get the jacket fixed

Also, Brooks Bros is having a 25% sale from now until the 11th if anyone needed to get anything they normally wouldn't pay full price for, like say a pair of milano cut yellow pants and a pair of milano cut rose pants

5/8/2013 6:33:17 PM

Jos A Bank suits look good on me, but I have the perfect body

5/8/2013 6:43:16 PM

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"can we just all agree that cargo shorts look worlds better with a shirt that fits well as long as it's UNTUCKED?"

Amen to this

And sorry you got butthurt, Ronny

[Edited on May 8, 2013 at 6:47 PM. Reason : a]

5/8/2013 6:47:23 PM

I want some of those nut hugging short shorts, but only if they are cargo shorts. Best of both worlds. Or worst.

5/8/2013 6:52:08 PM

i dont think you should tuck a shirt in to any pair of shorts

if you need to tuck your shirt in, you should be wearing pants

5/8/2013 6:53:27 PM

Very true.

5/8/2013 6:55:39 PM

The only reason to tuck a shirt into shorts is if your Fraternity requires it

5/8/2013 7:07:30 PM

trick's on you guys, my suits have cargo pockets

5/8/2013 7:17:47 PM

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"I want some of those nut hugging short shorts, but only if they are cargo shorts. Best of both worlds. Or worst."

those exist, they are fishing shorts. they're acceptable if you're still in college.

5/8/2013 8:41:10 PM

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"Not dressing like a tool is more of a respect thing, for both myself and anyone I happen to meet/make a first impression on. But hey, maybe I'm old fashioned."

maybe you're actually the tool

5/8/2013 10:56:07 PM

5/10/2013 7:02:53 PM

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"THE FRONT TUCK"

aka TUFF MAN TUCK

Back in my day, I seem to remember the frat boys wearing these short shorts that had back pockets that were angled, like the front pockets on slacks. Anyone remember those? I muttered "fag" under my breath a few times.

5/10/2013 7:21:48 PM

fishing shorts

sorry your family didn't send you to camp sea gull/ seafarer to learn how to sail

5/10/2013 7:25:51 PM

Only on TWW would such a large amount of user base be devoted to defending cargo shorts.

...well, wait, reddit too.

5/10/2013 7:36:06 PM

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"those exist, they are fishing shorts. they're acceptable if you're still in college."

what if you've graduated college, but you're out on a boat, fishing

5/10/2013 7:41:24 PM

ahhhhh the American Flag shorts!!!

I don't know why those make me so happy. A friend of mine rocks his all the time in the summer.

5/10/2013 9:21:07 PM

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"what if you've graduated college, but you're out on a boat, fishing"

of course they are allowed while fishing, what kind of question is that?

"Wearing basketball shorts around town is dumb, but can I wear them while playing basketball? durrr?"

5/10/2013 10:15:40 PM

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"And sorry you got butthurt, Ronny"

I'm the one who got butthurt? Hilarious. You're the one who felt it necessary to assert your masculinity by mentioning (on multiple occasions) all the women you've convinced to have sex with you. As far as you dressing and acting like a tool, I couldn't care less. It's nothing but fodder for clowning to me.

5/11/2013 9:48:31 AM

I believe this to be Ronny

5/11/2013 10:33:51 AM

If you believe cargo shorts to be pussy repellant, shouldn't you be encouraging more men to wear them?

Seems like it would be to your benefit to do so

5/11/2013 10:56:11 AM