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8/7/2011 9:45:50 PM

no one reads the last post

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"I like my man to wear cargo shorts. More room for him to carry my stuff. If I don't want to carry a purse he can carry my ID, CC, phone, chapstick, anything!"

8/7/2011 9:46:26 PM

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"Shorter shorts are much more comfortable"

NOT true imo

8/7/2011 9:46:57 PM

except for athletic shorts, dress pants, and board shorts everything i wear is cargo.

I can't stand sitting on my wallet so it's in the bottom right pocket. cell is in the bottom left, keys in top right, knife + cash in the top left.

8/7/2011 9:49:59 PM

Samwise16 and elise proving my point by illustrating the surrogate purse syndrome brought on by wearing cargo shorts.

When you wear cargo shorts, it literally makes you a bitch.

8/7/2011 9:50:05 PM

I prefer the term "walking purse" to "bitch"

8/7/2011 9:51:57 PM

I think its funny to imagine Ronny wearing the short pink shorts he posted a picture of

8/7/2011 9:53:14 PM

^^that's just what we like to call 'polishing the turd.'



[Edited on August 7, 2011 at 9:54 PM. Reason : .]

8/7/2011 9:53:51 PM

i like cargo shorts. i strongly dislike these chino-type booty shorts guys wear now. i don't want or need to see your [pale] upper thighs.

8/7/2011 10:09:16 PM

you must have a substantial ~ population

8/7/2011 10:11:14 PM

I own multiple chino shorts and multiple cargo shorts and never feel bad about wearing either.

8/7/2011 10:13:26 PM

me? nobody around here wears short chino shorts. i'm talking about raleigh and other bigger cities.

8/7/2011 10:14:58 PM

those shorts are not pink, they're salmon. and whoever named them nantucket red is a fuckwad.

however, i like them. oh, and girls do too. nothing wrong with wearing something the opposite sex finds attractive.

8/7/2011 10:24:15 PM

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"Samwise16 and elise proving my point by illustrating the surrogate purse syndrome brought on by wearing cargo shorts. When you wear cargo shorts, it literally makes you a bitch. "

I think not having the balls to tell your women to hold her own shit makes you a bigger bitch.



[Edited on August 7, 2011 at 10:27 PM. Reason : ]

8/7/2011 10:26:02 PM

I wear them because it's a bitch to get stuff from you upper pockets when you are sitting down.

8/7/2011 10:29:56 PM

be that as it may, throwing out all my cargo shorts was a far better solution to said problem then having the same fight every time we went somewhere.

If you ever get married, you might learn a good practice called 'picking your battles.'

In the meantime, feel free to act tuff on a messageboard on how you would handle your woman!

[Edited on August 7, 2011 at 10:32 PM. Reason : .]

8/7/2011 10:31:50 PM

Is there really a short alternative?

8/7/2011 10:34:10 PM

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"This is not at all correct. Baggy shorts look like shit, and fortunately most people don't have legs that are perfect cylinders. If they start riding up the thigh too much then there is no longer a gap for this "nad exposure" that you're so terrified of. Shorter shorts are much more comfortable, and they look much better. Also, they're not pink, they are red. The color is called "nantucket red" actually. Also, so what if they are pink? I wore a pair of dark pink pants last night that I receive compliments on every time I wear them. They're not Old Navy carpenter jeans with frayed bottoms (because I'm sure you all don't know how pants should break properly) so I doubt most of you would understand. All of you haters must dress like high school students. "

See...not red

also damn I pass out and this thread blows up for a minute

I get the whole travelling thing/hiking/useful shit....but what about the other times? they're uggg

8/7/2011 10:36:51 PM

And thats one persons opinion

8/7/2011 10:40:28 PM

salmon!

8/7/2011 10:40:53 PM

"nantucket red." LOL! That's dumber than calling it "salmon" color. Just call a spade a spade for fucks sake. It's pink!

8/7/2011 10:42:15 PM

It depends on the dude and the occasion.

8/7/2011 10:43:09 PM

just man up and wear pants, you bunch of bitches.

8/7/2011 10:44:54 PM

BlackJesus wears pants like a man ®

8/7/2011 10:45:50 PM

THAT'S SOME OF THAT TRADEMARKED SHIT RIGHT THERE.

8/7/2011 10:46:12 PM

patagonia stand up shorts ftw

8/7/2011 11:52:16 PM

are those like the colombia shorts with the weird pockets on the back?

8/8/2011 12:06:38 AM

shorts with a boner inside?

8/8/2011 12:17:55 AM

i'm enjoyed the debate over what color the shorts are. Here's a guide:

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"Shorter shorts are much more comfortable, and they look much better."

Totally disagree.

8/8/2011 12:23:12 AM

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"patagonia stand up shorts ftw"

there's really no need for those to be so short. some of them are at like running shorts level.

8/8/2011 12:25:02 AM

Who decided, and when, that cargo shorts are lame? I'm supposed to like short pink shorts now? What the hell is that about?? Not that I care about what anyone thinks about what I wear and never had. I was wearing jam pants in 6th grade like there was no tomorrow and probably the only kid in my school that did. Never bothered me, people never said anything (to my face at least), and they were more comfortable than jeans

I wear cargo shorts every day in the summer unless I'm working out or swimming. Keys top left, phone top right, wallet bottom right. Wife never makes me or asks me to carry anything in the pockets. What's the other option, other than those pink 70's shorts posted on page 1? The same kind of shorts just without the cargo pockets? Pants when it's 95 degrees? No thanks...I'll just stay ugly or be a loser with my comfortable and useful cargo shorts.

8/8/2011 12:25:44 AM

8/8/2011 12:37:30 AM

hellerrrr

8/8/2011 12:40:01 AM

^ where's his minivan?

8/8/2011 12:40:38 AM

^LOL

8/8/2011 12:41:03 AM

Now if those would just go down to the middle of the knees... Not below it, just to the middle.

8/8/2011 12:41:04 AM

Those level shorts look fine standing up, but sitting down they raise up 2-3 inches exposing the tender white thighs

8/8/2011 12:46:37 AM

not to mention my massive cock and balls

8/8/2011 12:48:10 AM

Enjoy your uneven ass cheeks those that do not put your wallet in a cargo pocket


I love mine. Keys on the upper left, phone on upper right, wallet in bottom right, condoms and zima in bottom left (for days when high school is in session)

8/8/2011 12:55:16 AM

you should switch the phone and wallet so you don't get ball cancer

8/8/2011 12:56:00 AM

Sam he wouldn't caught dead in a minivan

This guy drives a Tahoe or maybe even an Audi boo

8/8/2011 12:56:50 AM

definitely like shorts that come down to at least the knee... hate short shorts

8/8/2011 12:57:30 AM

and then he sips on a white wine spritzer

8/8/2011 12:57:34 AM

which are delicious

but no...he does enjoy the wine (BECAUSE HE'S CULTURED AS FUCK) and a lil whiskey at times

8/8/2011 12:59:09 AM

I'm guessing he buys Arbor Mist

8/8/2011 12:59:28 AM

you just want him to buy it so you don't feel so bad about the cases of Arbor Mist in your closet right now

8/8/2011 1:01:00 AM

I will admit, I used to buy the blackberry Arbor Mist because it tasted like cheer wine

8/8/2011 1:01:29 AM

I would drink some arbor mist right now if it allowed me to drink away my hunger.

8/8/2011 1:02:26 AM

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"you should switch the phone and wallet so you don't get ball cancer"

Pssshhh... Then I would lose my chance to have giant bouncy balls and get medical marijuana.... Which I would put in my cargo pockets.

8/8/2011 1:03:19 AM

^AHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

8/8/2011 1:05:02 AM