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"get you some dawg"

9/5/2011 11:55:48 PM

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"^ Wrong. Every spouse/GF/SO should see TWW."

LOL not when you're this girl.

[Edited on September 5, 2011 at 11:56 PM. Reason : quote for p2]

9/5/2011 11:56:09 PM

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9/6/2011 12:02:30 AM

best spidey yet

[Edited on September 6, 2011 at 12:22 AM. Reason : I can't wait for installment #4 of this series]

9/6/2011 12:04:17 AM

iop1

9/6/2011 1:01:07 AM

pikey is really from campus blender? lol

9/6/2011 1:03:53 AM

^^^^^^

also I wonder who thoroughly ravaged the OP~♥

[Edited on September 6, 2011 at 1:05 AM. Reason : IIRC he had his start there, or at least he had a good run there

9/6/2011 1:05:09 AM

wait, Pikey is from campusblender? LOL

9/6/2011 1:09:35 AM

where did the pics of the chick get to? she was so in

9/6/2011 1:10:25 AM

I thout he was married to the user formerly known as piratehooker

9/6/2011 1:11:29 AM

i wonder what the true age 25+ virgin twwer population is

9/6/2011 1:16:53 AM

^I mean we're a bunch of losers but I always assume we can still breed among ourselves in times of desperation.

9/6/2011 3:05:50 AM

^^^^ ask and you shall receive.

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9/6/2011 3:17:09 AM

Excellent post by lewisje.

I had completely forgotten that video. And I just watched it and smiled the entire time.

9/6/2011 6:09:27 AM

This is all fine and dandy but y'all are missing the problem.


Who do we sacrifice now ?

9/6/2011 6:57:13 AM

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9/6/2011 7:52:17 AM

Well, I'll be checking in with TWW more often than usual today thanks to this thread.

End of story...turned out it was a dude

9/6/2011 7:59:43 AM

why do you think they call it "bangkok"

9/6/2011 8:19:35 AM

This is what the world has come to.

This.

This.

THIS.

9/6/2011 8:47:12 AM

bttt

9/6/2011 12:06:18 PM

You can't have a build up like this and not deliver.

come on now

9/6/2011 1:06:41 PM

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"Wait, you guys don't cry after blowjobs? "

Depends how bad it was.

9/6/2011 1:14:43 PM

settle down fellas. this man is either skipping work to get his dick wet or trying to figure out why that only lasted one day.

either way he's busy.

9/6/2011 1:14:49 PM

rejected because the sex was bad?

9/6/2011 3:37:56 PM

Prediction: It is not the LTR the OP intends it to be.

9/6/2011 3:45:33 PM

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You spin me right round baby right round

9/6/2011 3:50:05 PM

Its still necrophilia even if she's warm, just fyi

9/6/2011 5:48:12 PM

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"yall niggas postin in a troll thread"

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"yall niggas postin in a troll thread"

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"yall niggas postin in a troll thread"

9/6/2011 6:30:47 PM

Posting in a spidey bread?

9/6/2011 6:45:09 PM

tha fuck is this thread?

9/6/2011 7:05:52 PM

9/6/2011 7:08:47 PM

Sorry. I took an extra day off to just spend together alone with her after a weekend at the beach.

The greatest weekend of my life.

And yes, we are a couple. She is my girlfriend and I am her boyfriend. It is facebook official.

9/7/2011 6:49:20 AM

well gratz, buddy

9/7/2011 6:52:00 AM

The friend zone girl? No way. How did this happen?

9/7/2011 8:15:27 AM

yeah i need the full story on this

9/7/2011 8:15:48 AM

i call BS, but i want SO BAD for it to be true

FOR Pikey

9/7/2011 8:22:37 AM

chick in the op of that one thread *is* piratehooker

9/7/2011 8:22:47 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqe6Wpq3ZD8

9/7/2011 8:29:43 AM

i really really hope this works out for you. You were already upset and depressed before when you couldn't be more than friends. I can't imagine what would happen if she ends up dumping you after you finally go to be her boyfriend.


good luck, i'll be rooting for you.

9/7/2011 8:51:01 AM

Come on dude we need the whole story here.

9/7/2011 9:06:27 AM

Well, like I said, we've been inseparable friends since she moved here two years ago. I've always had more feelings for her than she did for me. Or so I thought. We drove down to the beach to hang out with friends for the long weekend. We were at Jam Session on Saturday afternoon and this jew-y doctor she works with was there too. He is nothing special other than the fact that he will be a doctor eventually. They started talking and I was pretty much left out of the convo. I wandered off and let them be and eventually went back to our room (2 queen beds). She texted me worried about where I went. When she go back to the room, she was a little drunk, though not trashed. She asked why I left so I told her. Then out of no where she asked why I have never tried to kiss ever. I was stunned into silence. I didn't know what to say. She said she has been waiting for me to kiss her for years. She said every time she came over my place to hang out or I went over to hers, she wished I'd done it. She told me how much she liked me and how she thought we would be so good together. I didn't know what to say at that point. Then she said, "Kiss me right now." We both smiled at each other. I cupped my hand behind her neck and pulled her in for a kiss. It felt like I was going to pass out. Minutes later, we broke our kiss. I confessed that I had fallen for her a long time ago, but thought she was out of my league and that she wasn't ever interested in me as more than a friend. We both said what a relief it was to finally say what we've felt for so long. We fell back on the bed and continued to make out until she fell asleep in my arms for the night.

We woke up the next morning. I had prepared myself for the possibility that it was a drunk mistake. Until she rolled over on top of me and took her top off. She has perfect nipples. She pulled my shorts off and then she slipped her panties off. I was already erect. I told her I was a virgin (which she already knew). She grabbed me and guided me into her and began to gently ride me. It was paradise. I fucking love sex. She felt soo good. I lasted a good 7 or 8 minutes. She collapsed on top of me and we slept for another few hours.

We woke up and met some friends for brunch. As we were walking there, she grabbed my hand. Everyone immediately noticed as soon as we go there that we were holding hands. She told everyone (mainly other couples) that we hooked up. The consensus response was "FINALLY". I had no idea that other people felt that way and apparently she had been complaining to her friends about how I haven't tried anything with her. The rest of the weekend was spent laying on the beach together, dancing together at the bars, and sex. We drove back home on Monday and I dropped her off at her place with a kiss goodbye. That evening I got a facebook relationship request to be her boyfriend. Of course I accepted. That's when I started this thread on Monday night. Then I got a text telling me to come over to her place. Of course I accepted. I called in sick on Tuesday and we spent the entire day undressed at her place together having sex. It was awesome.

9/7/2011 9:46:30 AM

o/

9/7/2011 9:56:38 AM

Yo homes, to Bel Aire???!

9/7/2011 9:57:42 AM

lol. Got to be trolling

9/7/2011 9:59:16 AM

wow graphic central up in here

9/7/2011 10:00:17 AM

That's the way AFC's wish their women scenarios would play out for them, but it almost never does.

9/7/2011 10:00:18 AM

I dont buy it, sounds like one of those cheesy stories from like penthouse or something.

9/7/2011 10:01:16 AM