Every morning like clockwork. I know this has been done but it's been a couple of years.

12/8/2011 1:14:30 PM

Quote :

"Every morning like clockwork. "

12/8/2011 1:15:21 PM

Daily

With the damn door shut

[Edited on December 8, 2011 at 1:17 PM. Reason : K]

12/8/2011 1:16:33 PM

for years it was literally like 6 times a day.

Now I am down to 1 or 2.

Usually one when I first wake up, and then one after lunch

12/8/2011 1:26:07 PM

usually only when i am trying to intimidate EMCE

12/8/2011 1:26:55 PM

Everyday twice. 730am and 530pm.

12/8/2011 1:30:53 PM

Dude I don't think I could handle shitting 6 times a day everyday like Jaybee

12/8/2011 1:33:58 PM

right now

12/8/2011 1:43:26 PM

I would say 1.5 times.

I use to only take one dump a day when I was younger. Now it's closer to twice a day...I think mainly because drinking a lot of coffee in the morning forces me to shit when I normally wouldn't.

12/8/2011 1:54:35 PM

I poop whenever I deem it necessary.

12/8/2011 1:55:01 PM

Less than once a day. More than every two days.

12/8/2011 1:56:14 PM

I think it would be weird to not go every day.

12/8/2011 1:57:18 PM

http://www.vidaddict.com/german-guy-confused-by-meaning-of-party-pooper/

12/8/2011 2:01:23 PM

I'm always surprised when I see a thread with poop and Mr. Joshua hasn't busted down the bathroom door to reply

12/8/2011 2:04:11 PM

Once every two days.

12/8/2011 2:10:03 PM

2 to 3 times a day depending on how much coffee i drink and how many salads i eat

12/8/2011 2:14:16 PM

just finished

the aroma is still in the air

12/8/2011 2:16:52 PM

2 to 3 times a day depending on how much coffee i drink and how many salads i toss

12/8/2011 2:18:00 PM

once around 9-10 am and again around 9-10 pm

12/8/2011 2:18:21 PM

2-4 times a day. Sometimes 5. Usually 1 per meal and a morning shit to get the day started

12/8/2011 2:42:03 PM

Normally, 1. Currently, 7-8 times a day. Antibiotics FTMFL.

12/8/2011 2:43:30 PM

Wakeup poop
First-caffeinated drink of the day poop
Follow up to the first caffeinated drink of the day poop
Mid-afternoon post-lunch poop
Nightly poop

Seems about right.

[Edited on December 8, 2011 at 3:02 PM. Reason : s]

12/8/2011 3:02:12 PM

Where does everyone stand on the Bristol Stool Chart?

12/8/2011 3:06:38 PM

Once a month. When it finally does happen it lasts for 5-7 days and I'm very irritable.

12/8/2011 3:06:41 PM

2-3, 4 on a good day

12/8/2011 3:19:52 PM

About every 2 to 3 days

12/8/2011 3:23:44 PM

with fiber i get three solid deflating bowel movements a day

with magnesium citrate I get 6 or 7 squirtles a day

12/8/2011 3:27:08 PM

I'm a type 3 usually, sometimes a type 4. Of course there are things that can change that like liquor or taco bell

12/8/2011 3:40:55 PM

As often as nature calls

12/8/2011 3:44:43 PM

once a week or so

12/8/2011 3:45:27 PM

about 8x today...

usually 1

12/8/2011 3:49:18 PM

Pooping right now. 30 minutes ahead of schedule!

12/8/2011 5:00:00 PM

I gotta poop

12/8/2011 5:00:38 PM

2/day

12/8/2011 5:16:39 PM

Poop time!

12/9/2011 7:32:58 AM

Just took my morning dump even though it's almost noon.

12/10/2011 11:59:11 AM

Same here! I'm on a different schedule on the weekend.

12/10/2011 12:02:41 PM

12/10/2011 12:06:04 PM

optimum poopage here

2-3x/day type 4-5 on the Bristol scale

12/10/2011 1:13:46 PM

bout 3 to 4 times a day due to having no caw bladder

one directly when i wake up, then after i get to work, after lunch and before i go to bed

12/10/2011 2:12:37 PM

Always3 sometimes more per day

12/10/2011 2:13:45 PM

Every now and then give or take a few hours or so

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

12/10/2011 2:16:04 PM

Usually every morning like clockwork. Coffee rocks my bowels.

Type 4-6 on the Bristol Stool Chart, unless I eat Mexican food which usually results in a photo-finish Type 7.

12/10/2011 2:39:44 PM

Quote :

"Wakeup poop First-caffeinated drink of the day poop Follow up to the first caffeinated drink of the day poop Mid-afternoon post-lunch poop Nightly poop"

12/10/2011 2:41:23 PM

right now

12/10/2011 4:39:11 PM

Haven't since Thursday morning, and that was after 7 Tbsp of Milk of Magnesia,

But, had major surgery Thursday and have been on opiods since. Will have to take more MoM tomorrow .

12/10/2011 9:44:59 PM

You should probably take an ex-lax or two.

12/11/2011 6:50:30 AM

I didn't have a doo doo for over a week when i went to mexico... it was miserable.

I also got constipated on some good hospital opioids, MoM helps! Sometimes it takes up to 12 hours though, but your stool is just gonna fall out... lololol, but you will be happy.

[Edited on December 11, 2011 at 8:08 AM. Reason : HAPPY POOPING]

12/11/2011 8:07:24 AM

i pooped once when i was 7, haven't had to since then.

12/11/2011 8:52:10 AM

set em up

12/11/2011 9:19:15 AM