I'm blanking right now but I will say one of them happened before sex - involving a foreskin and pistachio shells

12/25/2011 11:36:30 PM

ejaculation

12/25/2011 11:41:04 PM

leg cramp from hell

12/25/2011 11:41:25 PM

Had a girl say "fuck me stupid".

I stopped because I didn't know if she was calling me stupid and telling me to fuck her, or if she meant to fuck her until she was stupid. We both had a good laugh about it then continued. Ended up dating 2.5 years.

12/25/2011 11:45:54 PM

thats mean that she called you stupid

12/25/2011 11:48:40 PM

Pretty much

12/25/2011 11:50:13 PM

maybe it was someone else's pet name

u been cuckolded

12/25/2011 11:50:54 PM

Dislocated a toe once. Actually, it wasn't a good thing at all. And my hands were all sweaty, so I had trouble grabbing it to pull it back in.

12/25/2011 11:51:08 PM

leg cramps

head butted partner

bed framw collapsed

12/25/2011 11:54:02 PM

If she had said "fuck me fatty" it would have been clearer

12/25/2011 11:56:25 PM

suprise fart?

12/26/2011 12:00:44 AM

i once did a reverse backflip pin and switched to anal simultaneously

12/26/2011 12:08:24 AM

quality foreplay

12/26/2011 12:14:25 AM

One time I was bangin' this white chick from behind, and upside down. Then I flipped her over and started eating her out in one continuous move.

12/26/2011 12:37:03 AM

found the hole?

12/26/2011 12:45:34 AM

Power went out

12/26/2011 2:43:20 AM

I was fucking her in the ass, and I came all up in her...then when I pulled out, a bunch of cum and a little turdlet flew out.

I almost spewed.

12/26/2011 2:46:50 AM

armpits

12/26/2011 4:30:32 AM

^^ That's what happens when you start fucking ass. Stick to the pussy, there's a reason women are the only ones with vag

[Edited on December 26, 2011 at 9:40 AM. Reason : ]

12/26/2011 9:40:14 AM

I once fucked a girl so hard she shat all over the place. Now that is gross but the funny part is that she was a cunt and everyone found out.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

12/26/2011 10:00:59 AM

Skokiaan rules!

12/26/2011 10:07:53 AM

She was riding me then just squared up and punched me in the left eye.

Was weirdly awesome.

Guess she had watched californication recently.

12/26/2011 10:47:09 AM

Bonerjamz won the fuck outta this thread.

12/27/2011 11:36:05 AM

I was eating on this tasty little peach, and she came and started having an athsma attack in the middle of it. She had to hit that inhaler and stop breathing so hard. It was cool.

12/27/2011 4:52:47 PM

or

12/27/2011 5:35:57 PM

^ That is on my list of ways I want to bone before I die.

along with underwater on SCUBA, and in an airplane (small private airplane, not a jetliner)

12/27/2011 6:49:05 PM

^small airplanes are dangerous enough without throwing the chance of catching VD in the mix

12/27/2011 6:51:18 PM

^^^Fun Fact: Two women died and one more broke her neck while he was perfecting that move.





Oh, and:



[Edited on December 27, 2011 at 7:23 PM. Reason : ]

12/27/2011 7:01:31 PM

lies

12/27/2011 7:23:38 PM

lies

12/27/2011 7:44:04 PM