freshmonkey HULK SMASH 3870 Posts user info edit post |
I don't understand. Also, is this a common problem among females? 3/1/2012 12:39:52 AM |
MiGZ All American 2314 Posts user info edit post |
Your girlfriend sure loves taking it in reverse
BOOM 3/1/2012 12:40:25 AM |
BubbleBobble Super Duper Veteran 114358 Posts user info edit post |
3/1/2012 12:41:15 AM |
pryderi Suspended 26647 Posts user info edit post |
Because their life is going in reverse by dating you and they're trying to compensate. 3/1/2012 12:42:21 AM |
MiGZ All American 2314 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe she's just using reverse psychology? 3/1/2012 12:46:51 AM |
freshmonkey HULK SMASH 3870 Posts user info edit post |
I NEED ANSWERS!!! 3/1/2012 1:10:34 AM |
umop-apisdn Snaaaaaake 4549 Posts user info edit post |
Because wimmenz can't drive. That works in any direction, any gear. 3/1/2012 1:12:33 AM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
Is your girlfriend Asian? 3/1/2012 5:16:19 AM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
WHY CAN'T WOMEN OPEN BAGS OF SNACKS WITHOUT COMPLETELY DESTROYING THE BAG???? 3/1/2012 6:36:26 AM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
Why can't men...
Uh
Put on makeup?
I'm Krallum and I approved this message 3/1/2012 7:52:48 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
My wife is horrible at driving in reverse. It's like she doesn't even look behind her or use her mirrors, just backs up blindly and hopes for the best. 3/1/2012 8:03:00 AM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
Why can't men be moderately respectful towards women 3/1/2012 8:04:11 AM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
oh so now youre policing chit chat as well? 3/1/2012 8:06:54 AM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
Why can't I white knight as well as McDanger?
I'm Krallum and I approved this message 3/1/2012 8:07:21 AM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18966 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "is this a common problem among females?" |
Yes.3/1/2012 8:45:54 AM |
moron All American 34142 Posts user info edit post |
I've never met a woman that could reverse a vehicle properly. 3/1/2012 9:02:50 AM |
rflong All American 11472 Posts user info edit post |
We have a narrow drive way at our new house and my wife pretty much goes into the grass every time. 3/1/2012 9:09:39 AM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
3/1/2012 9:16:11 AM |
jsdail All American 3260 Posts user info edit post |
no doubt - this was a woman driver.
#1 women shouldn't be backing up or parallel parking. #2 women shouldn't be allowed to drive big ass SUV's.
3/1/2012 10:20:45 AM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62448 Posts user info edit post |
when we get automated smart cars,
women will find a way to crash them 3/1/2012 11:36:49 AM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
well if men are so good with steering and directions, why can't they navigate gspot even with a hand drawn map and and siri's voice telling them when to turn? 3/1/2012 11:41:48 AM |
catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
Women suck at spacial logic....or whatever its called
proven by science 3/1/2012 11:43:56 AM |
MinkaGrl01
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^this can be true. I had to do a lot of practice in my family's long and winding driveway to get good at reverse. My dad constantly forced me to practice parallel parking too. I suggest offering help and positive instruction, maybe set aside some time to take her somewhere to practice. That or complain about it the rest of your life. 3/1/2012 12:09:29 PM |
ssclark Black and Proud 14179 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ i've been flabbergasted by men's failure to do that as well ... it's not a difficult concept. 3/1/2012 12:13:18 PM |
Chief All American 3402 Posts user info edit post |
Challenge Accepted.
Talk the talk, let's walk the walk and when we're done we can GPS nav it. I'd like to try some geocaching as well if you don't mind 3/1/2012 1:02:10 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'd like to try some geocaching as well if you don't mind " |
that just may be the best idea ever.3/1/2012 1:03:10 PM |
dswillia Q(o.oQ) 2190 Posts user info edit post |
there are actually lots of great geocashing spots in Raleigh (in-laws love to do it so I went with them a few times so I don't know how to actually find the coordinates for them tho) 3/1/2012 1:24:03 PM |
Chief All American 3402 Posts user info edit post |
Lol 3/1/2012 1:36:34 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
I downloaded some geocashing spots and put them on my navigation system, and they were like all in the big art museum field. So then I was like "screw that, I'm not walking over there". 3/1/2012 2:21:09 PM |
tchenku midshipman 18586 Posts user info edit post |
3/1/2012 5:22:49 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 53062 Posts user info edit post |
it's simple, actually. Science has incontrovertibly shown that the "being able to drive in reverse" gene is on the Y chromosome. 3/1/2012 5:41:01 PM |
ssclark Black and Proud 14179 Posts user info edit post |
agreed 3/1/2012 5:46:12 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 53062 Posts user info edit post |
it's actually right beside the "folding a map" gene and the "looking down before you sit on a toilet" gene 3/1/2012 5:48:12 PM |
ssclark Black and Proud 14179 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " the "looking down before you sit on a toilet" gene" |
3/1/2012 5:49:25 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 53062 Posts user info edit post |
hey man, it's science] 3/1/2012 5:50:55 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
lol 3/1/2012 5:51:03 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
this whole page is funny 3/1/2012 8:31:11 PM |
freshmonkey HULK SMASH 3870 Posts user info edit post |
^ 3/1/2012 10:37:25 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
freshmonkey, I found your problem... your gf's titties are too big for her to be able to properly see what is behind her
refer to the diagram below. You see that her turning radius is severely obstructed by her huge cans and cannot turn her heard far enough to see behind her, while her giant breasts are also clearly blocking her view of the rearview mirror... case solved
3/15/2012 1:18:59 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
you seriously took two weeks to do that? 3/15/2012 1:24:07 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
yes, I spent a solid 2 weeks working on nothing but that. 3/15/2012 1:25:52 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43409 Posts user info edit post |
lol
and I have no problem with women I date being bad drivers, as long as they admit it and then let me do the driving. 3/15/2012 1:26:48 PM |
Roflpack All American 1966 Posts user info edit post |
Because she is a woman. 3/15/2012 5:50:44 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
hear me roar. RAWR! 3/15/2012 6:01:00 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 53062 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "it's actually right beside the "folding a map" gene and the "looking down before you sit on a toilet" gene" |
ahaha, South Park must have taken inspiration from this thread3/15/2012 6:23:16 PM |
EuroTitToss All American 4790 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Warning: Something's Not Right Here!
brentroad.com contains content from http://www.womendrivers.net, a site known to distribute malware. Your computer might catch a virus if you visit this site." |
LOL. I always knew women drivers were unsafe.3/15/2012 6:26:35 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
Oops!
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 3/15/2012 6:35:21 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45180 Posts user info edit post |
LOL, I got the same message. 3/15/2012 8:26:15 PM |
porcha All American 5286 Posts user info edit post |
This thread delivers. Girlfriend backed into a stone landscaping wall because "when [she] opened her sunroof something fell in and scared [her]". No real damage to the car but the wall was like WTF
[Edited on March 17, 2012 at 8:28 AM. Reason : Pic]
3/17/2012 8:21:47 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
I backed into a telephone box repeatedly trying to get out of a friend's driveway at 16.
3/17/2012 8:24:03 AM |