My ideal female is an ANGEL WITCH

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9/5/2012 7:23:52 PM

Strongfat dude is probably rocking about the same bodyfat % as ottermode guy too, just with about 200 pounds of additional muscle.

9/5/2012 7:52:37 PM

women love me

9/5/2012 8:42:56 PM

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"The one that caught my eye the most was "strongfat (bear mode)" further down the page "

I was looking at the "builtfat." I don't know why, I just like "big" guys? Maybe its because thats what I'm used to.

The other thing is, a lot of a woman's value is wrapped up in what she looks like. Much more so than men. Additionally men are much more visual beings when it comes to attraction while women tend to be more... cerebral. While men's looks are important, they are not nearly as important to women as what women's looks are to men.

Trophy wives are a lot more common than trophy husbands.

9/5/2012 11:08:44 PM

I too like the strongfat guy

and brad pitt just never really did it for me. ever. If I had to choose from the OP pics, I'd go with the 9.8% guy, or third place as it were

9/5/2012 11:18:04 PM

trophy wives are the worst

9/5/2012 11:18:12 PM

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"women want the d'angelo muscle"

yezzir

9/5/2012 11:43:32 PM

There is no such thing as a trophy husband.

Unless you are Elton John.

9/6/2012 6:58:55 AM

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"There is no such thing as a trophy husband"

exactly my point

9/6/2012 10:45:28 AM

ew! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!

9/6/2012 10:57:11 AM

hes already dead

9/6/2012 11:00:24 AM

who is he? what is he known for? is he gay?

9/6/2012 11:03:02 AM

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"There is no such thing as a trophy husband."

Bitch please. That's all that they want me for.

9/6/2012 11:03:44 AM

ha, oops didn't read the entire last page


he still grosses me out though.

9/6/2012 11:04:11 AM

i know...what these women think a gold diggin ho is?

[Edited on September 6, 2012 at 11:18 AM. Reason : o]

9/6/2012 11:04:25 AM

do you?

9/6/2012 11:09:49 AM

there is a GIGANTIC difference in what i want to look at and what i want to cuddle up with...

of course i want to look at Brad Pitt...but i'd rather have Ottermode (but not quite so ripped) or Builtfat in a real man...


as far as that women's list goes...I am solidly between curvy and chubby...but i'm not anything like average...

my shape is very similar to curvy...but i'm not that thin...but i'm not as rolly as chubby either...

9/6/2012 11:11:21 AM

You're still pretty high on my bang list. I'm sure that some of that is personality though...

9/6/2012 11:29:00 AM

I'd say I am somewhere between builtfat and chubbyfat at the moment

9/6/2012 11:30:29 AM

^^well that's all that counts

9/6/2012 11:32:27 AM

I'm in between "built/fat" and "ripped/athletic" right now. I've barely exercised since I got a puppy/got engaged/had fiance move in a couple months ago. Started working my way back into shape this week.

9/6/2012 11:33:06 AM

I thought that only women threw away their bathroom scale when they got engaged.

9/6/2012 11:37:32 AM

^ nah, they do that after the wedding

9/6/2012 11:40:26 AM

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"Bitch please. That's all that they want me for."

hahahaha I ♥ you (and your trophy husband abilities)

9/6/2012 11:40:39 AM

Ed Norton did look amazing in AHX!! I just like him because he kind of looks like Ken.

[Edited on September 6, 2012 at 11:43 AM. Reason : Builtfat and curvy imo]

9/6/2012 11:42:30 AM

I have found that most chicks can overlook love handles as long as you can adequately lay pipe.

9/6/2012 11:42:51 AM

^true

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"I thought that only women threw away their bathroom scale when they got engaged."

It's the goddamn puppy that's doing it.

Once he gets big/old enough to go on runs with me, I'll be golden. Right now it's just a pain in the ass.

[Edited on September 6, 2012 at 11:47 AM. Reason : .]

9/6/2012 11:46:47 AM

It's not like you have baby weight to lose. I'm sure that he can go in the crate for an hour.

9/6/2012 11:49:24 AM

Or he can lay on the floor and watch you do P90X

9/6/2012 11:50:55 AM

The lady and I have a slight obsession with our dog. He pretty much only goes in the crate at night or if we're running errands that don't allow dogs. If we're home, he's out and we're playing with him. I even take him to work every day.

We get home from work and walk him to the dog park, then we start cooking, eat, watch tv, then go to bed (at like 9:30pm).

This week I've been walking him to the dog park and meeting her there. Then she drives the dog home while I get to run home and get a small workout in the backyard. I'm going to start fitting in more backyard workouts (kettlebells, jump rope, push-ups, etc) this week and continue from there.

I've been using him as a slight excuse not to workout, but he's still thrown a wrench in our normal lives (a good wrench...he's the shit). He'll be able to run in a few months and it will all be golden. Until then I've just got to make time.

9/6/2012 11:57:43 AM

I need to find a good excuse for not working out. So far all I have is that I am lazy.

9/6/2012 11:59:15 AM

this is going to turn into another workout thread

9/6/2012 12:00:39 PM

Yep...I'm done.

9/6/2012 12:01:30 PM

I give it until page 3 before it becomes a discussion about penis size

9/6/2012 12:01:56 PM

My dick is definitely bigger than jbricks, but probably about equal with djeternals.

9/6/2012 12:04:06 PM

I'd believe that. Just substitute "definitely" with "probably."

9/6/2012 12:05:43 PM

Mine isn't very long, but boy is it short.

9/6/2012 12:08:51 PM

girth, gentlemen. it's all about the girth.

9/6/2012 12:11:26 PM

Dirt McGirth

9/6/2012 12:14:54 PM

Zyzz was on the /fit/ board and went from some nerdy loser to a 'buff' dude that a bunch of nerdy losers idolized. Took a bunch of steroids and died at like 23 or some shit

LOL

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9/6/2012 12:36:38 PM

oh hello there

[Edited on September 6, 2012 at 12:37 PM. Reason : ^ugh not to that post]

9/6/2012 12:37:02 PM

i dont think you can put 'buff' in quotations

the guy was definitely buff thats not a question lol

you could put 'natural' in quotations or somethin, but not buff

9/6/2012 12:41:29 PM

those are apostrophes bro

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[Edited on September 6, 2012 at 12:43 PM. Reason : the apostorphes are the foreshadowing to the steroids surprise in chapter 9 at the end of my post]

9/6/2012 12:42:29 PM

no no no

it was a weak heart that ran in his family history

9/6/2012 12:45:38 PM

hahaha okay. Did you get that off the wikipedia that doesn't mention /fit/ or /ck/ ?

alright

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9/6/2012 12:46:24 PM

Krallum with the #sources

9/6/2012 12:47:27 PM

I assume /r/fit/ aka a redditor?

9/6/2012 12:48:34 PM

dude wikipedia got it from his family doctor, its a legit congenital condition

9/6/2012 12:51:30 PM

okay now you are trolling.

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9/6/2012 12:52:07 PM

fuck reddit

9/6/2012 12:52:43 PM