settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
IT TAKES 30 SECONDS TO ORDER
WHAT ON FUCKING EARTH COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DISCUSSING 9/17/2013 6:17:14 PM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
Who doesn't already know wtf they want from McDonalds 9/17/2013 6:19:11 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Black people don't understand that a drive thru is not a have it your way event. After years of experiments I no longer go to a drive thru with blacks in the car. Its always umm umm no mayo ummm no ketchup. Or they do like women and just sit there and act like they have no idea what they sell at the damn restaurant.
I am of the minority, it takes me <10 seconds to spit out my order. I rap it, like twista. 9/17/2013 6:20:09 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
a fucking men, I cannot stand this shit. they take 10 goddamn minutes to order chicken nuggets and an orange soda 9/17/2013 6:34:23 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
I love orange soda 9/17/2013 6:41:52 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
We order sweet tea, light on the ice (sensitive teefs), and hold the lemon. Also we want no salt fries, because they are guaranteed hot 9/17/2013 6:46:01 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
I hate it when people don't know what they want at a fast food place
also hate it when people don't know what movie they want to see at the theater
what is it like going through life completely aimlessly, holding people up everywhere? 9/17/2013 7:08:38 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8780 Posts user info edit post |
I treat every drive thru that I want a correct order from like the soup Nazi 9/17/2013 8:11:21 PM |
BubbleBobble Super Duper Veteran 114367 Posts user info edit post |
I've never noticed a black person taking any longer than any other ethnicity
since when did you become racist 9/17/2013 8:18:20 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
black people are on the shitskin list today for sure
woops freudian slip 9/17/2013 8:52:51 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, don't get get what the fuck people are thinking when they have no clue what to order at fast food places
It's like they have never been to a Wendy's or like someone changed the menu to Sumerian 9/17/2013 9:55:20 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
I really hate watching white people at a red light, it always goes like this.
Fingers atleast knuckle deep in the nose, picks out the filthy bugger, fights urge to eat it, wipes it on pants.
Next uses thumb to push nasty ass nose hair back in nose, then proceeds to drive off so slow that only 2 cars make it through the light. 9/17/2013 9:58:29 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
^lmao
Well to be fair, although black people dont appear to know whats up in the drive thru, white parents with a car full of god damn kids are awful too.
I can only imagine that they pull up to the restaurant, and after having discussed their orders thoroughly on the way, one of the fucking kids is like "But I wanted Burger King (or some shit)." Which of course cascades to the other children who suggest 4 other restaurants that youre obviously not at.
Or something. 9/18/2013 12:11:15 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
^^ haha so true 9/18/2013 12:16:57 PM |
J_Hova All American 30984 Posts user info edit post |
LET ME GET UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 9/18/2013 12:17:45 PM |
jbtilley All American 12797 Posts user info edit post |
9/18/2013 12:40:45 PM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
This thread is relevant to my interests.
If you've got to order more than 2-3 things get your lazy ass out and go inside. If you have to make shitloads of changes or modifications to the item, get your lazy ass out and go inside.
This applies to soccer moms as well. 9/18/2013 12:47:24 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148450 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "light on the ice (sensitive teefs)" |
i always order light ice in my drinks too...not cause of my teeth though...cause the soda prices are jacked way up, so i'd rather get more drink and less ice9/18/2013 1:21:17 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
^ 9/18/2013 1:24:03 PM |
dyne All American 7323 Posts user info edit post |
Hi, this is going to be 4 separate orders.... 9/18/2013 1:37:36 PM |
Talage All American 5093 Posts user info edit post |
^ That's only acceptable during 2am Cook Out runs. 9/18/2013 2:36:21 PM |
synapse play so hard 60939 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "That's only acceptable during 2am Cook Out runs." |
That's really never acceptable. Someone just buy the damn Cookout...not like it costs that much anyway.9/18/2013 2:38:57 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
an inordinate number of vehicles have to open their car doors in drive thrus at the microphones these days 9/18/2013 2:40:42 PM |
HCH All American 3895 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " soda prices are jacked way up, so i'd rather get more drink and less ice" |
Things fat people say9/18/2013 2:42:02 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
ATTN Black people in general
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 9/18/2013 2:42:37 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148450 Posts user info edit post |
^^Things thirsty people say
Or do you like drinking 5 ounces of beverage and then just having a huge cup of ice to wash down your meal] 9/18/2013 3:01:38 PM |
Wolf2Ranger All American 2615 Posts user info edit post |
Today (first time at a fast food place in 9 months) in the line at subway the people ahead of me and my friend were talking on their cell phone as they ordered. They were not talking about ordering for the person on the other end, but about (can't make this up) "not getting child support from dat broke ass nigga". The worker was baffled, and the line was at a stand still.
My friend, a 6'7" monster from hell, politely said " please hold off on the conversation, the worker is really busy right now since it's lunch.". Well, I guess they heard him say "travon had it commin and Zimmerman is A hero" becuase they flipped.
Here is the punch line, he then said "sorry, let me go ahead of you, we are in a rush, and I'll buy your subs." Fast forward 3 mins, he whispers for me to pay first, then it's his turn, buys his sub and says " thanks for letting me cut, and walks out. We both ran for no reason to the car, giggling like high schoolers who just rolled the principles house, and somewhere between the sidewalk and the car we pulled off a jumping high five. It felt great, and I knew I had to post this here. 9/18/2013 3:15:45 PM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
^^ You COULD drink some fucking water.
Quote : | "we pulled off a jumping high five." |
lmao
[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 3:17 PM. Reason : ]9/18/2013 3:16:18 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "That's only acceptable during 2am Cook Out runs." |
no, that's what the window is for
park the damn car and get out9/18/2013 3:41:05 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
black people can do whatever they want
its just a god damn drive thru
think of slavery, trayvon, and the shitty minimum wage
id take my sweetass time too 9/18/2013 3:41:27 PM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
When you've got nothing to do and no where to be there's no reason to be in a rush. 9/18/2013 3:42:57 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
thats not true
they sure as hell rush in front of me whenever the crosswalk sign changes
mind you theyre always doing the opposite of what it says, hence the hurry 9/18/2013 3:44:36 PM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
Look, if you fuckers weren't getting so stoned all the time you wouldn't need to go through the driver tru anyway. 9/18/2013 3:47:07 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
black people (women) in general are a displeasure to engage with in any sort of service industry
In fact, this is a screenshot of a rollover caption used in the "online anti-discrimination training" module of a certain company lol:
and its fuckin true for most industries. The DMV, bars, hospital check in, fast food, fine dining, red lobster.
its totally true. hell I feel the pain of this white man
[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 3:50 PM. Reason : e] 9/18/2013 3:47:45 PM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The DMV, bars, hospital check in, fast food, fine dining, red lobster. " |
This made me chuckle.9/18/2013 3:53:04 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
I get along with black women fine at my job; theyre great.
Black men is another fucking story altogether. Bunch of ignorant, interrupting, know-it-alls. Yeah you guys just keep being "jokesters" and see what that gets you.
Asians suck too. Theyre a bunch of disinterested robots that arent actually as smart as they think.
Id be perfectly fine in my little microcosm if I only had to interact with black women and white men daily. Middle-easterners are just OK (smart, friendly, if occasionally a bit condescending).
/stereotypes 9/18/2013 3:59:20 PM |
Bullet All American 28417 Posts user info edit post |
I work with a black dude from kenya: he's awesome. And a guy from India: he's pretty cool, but he talks too much. And an African American female: she's cool. And a chinese chick: she's cool. My least favorite is a white lady. 9/18/2013 4:05:16 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
of course it is 9/18/2013 4:19:15 PM |
Bullet All American 28417 Posts user info edit post |
Just one white lady. I work with several others who are cool.
you love to jump in a conversation about race, dontcha? 9/18/2013 4:20:44 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
Definitely depends where they are actually from and how recently they moved here.
This one jackass from Somalia drives me absolutely bonkers. 9/18/2013 4:20:51 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
this thread proves that TWW isn't dead
yet 9/18/2013 7:05:28 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
They have to open their doors because their windows are usually broke. 9/18/2013 7:19:15 PM |