Probably [old] and its super dumb but I can't stop.

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

Up to 33mil cookies per second at present.

9/17/2013 7:33:05 PM

It's only like a month old

but you're forgiven for thinking it's much older

9/17/2013 7:39:22 PM

no instructions... what the hell are you supposed to do? just click away on the cookie?

9/17/2013 7:44:15 PM

exactly

klik dat c00k33

9/17/2013 7:48:23 PM

srsly?

even games on atari weren't that pointless.

9/17/2013 7:50:58 PM

It's still better than Cow Clicker.

9/17/2013 8:07:42 PM

Ok, I'm gonna let this run for a bit. Is there a max cps?

[Edited on September 17, 2013 at 8:30 PM. Reason : .]

9/17/2013 8:29:29 PM

I was confused why it said "0 per second" when I was running 8-10 clicks per second.

I get it now.

9/17/2013 8:30:07 PM

http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Cheating

9/17/2013 8:58:08 PM

this thread and this game have me laughing, great job tww

9/17/2013 9:26:32 PM

I gave up at 3 billion cookies per second, yes i used the cheats.

9/17/2013 10:41:17 PM

^^^^ i still don't get it... i even went to 500 in like 2 minutes, still said 0/sec.

please explain...? thanks!

9/17/2013 10:47:47 PM

You have to "buy" the upgrades on the right to start it rolling

I don't understand the milk however

[Edited on September 17, 2013 at 11:01 PM. Reason : Mlk]

9/17/2013 10:58:39 PM

Quote :

"Ok, I'm gonna let this run for a bit. Is there a max cps?"

If there is...its very high. I hacked myself something like 9*10^87th cookies and am over 110billion cps. I had to set auto-click loops just to click to buy more anti-matter condensers.

9/17/2013 11:42:54 PM

boo cheaters

9/18/2013 12:04:56 AM

didn't hack, but am now over 3mil per sec without much effort

9/18/2013 12:14:09 AM

You suck for sharing this.

9/18/2013 2:51:36 AM

Quote :

"I don't understand the milk however"

Milk is a stat that increases the more achievements you have. It's visible just above the list of achievements.

[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 7:24 AM. Reason : ]

9/18/2013 7:24:19 AM

Wow that's addictive.

9/18/2013 9:21:17 AM

Who told you you could click MY coo-keez

9/18/2013 10:34:02 AM

my morning has been ruined

9/18/2013 12:05:46 PM

this shit is super addictive. i've been working on it since yesterday, no cheating...i'm at around 392 mil CPS.

9/19/2013 4:45:13 AM

Quote :

"Milk is a stat that increases the more achievements you have. It's visible just above the list of achievements."

There are also "kitten" upgrades that increase your Cookies per Second based on how much Milk you have; also I was worried that the game would end once the milk went high enough to touch the cookie, but after it reaches a certain level, it just starts changing color, to brown (chocolate) and then red (raspberry).

9/19/2013 9:09:31 AM

It's not entirely pleasant to be in the room with someone who is playing this game.

9/19/2013 9:38:21 AM

Fuck you for bumping this thread! Now I've wasted an hour on this bullshit...

9/19/2013 10:14:07 AM

there's an achievement for dunking the cookie in the milk. also, damn the OP for getting me hooked on this shit

9/19/2013 10:29:33 AM

I hate stuff like this so much.

It's pointless and mind-numbingly stupid.

But I can't stop.

9/19/2013 12:11:52 PM

whats everyone's strategy in this game

9/19/2013 1:16:14 PM

To get as many cookies as possible.

9/19/2013 1:29:31 PM

That sounds like a solid plan

9/19/2013 1:32:00 PM

started 1.5 days ago. no cheats.

currently at 1.4 billion cps
82/103 (80%) upgrades unlocked
70/88 (80%) achievements
Grandmapocolypse underway

9/19/2013 1:40:58 PM

If you close your browser and re-open it does it save your progress?

9/19/2013 1:48:22 PM

yes, it saves automatically every 60 seconds. you can also save manually on the stats page.

9/19/2013 2:03:24 PM

I'm at 185mil/s
69/103 upgrades
64/88 achievements

9/19/2013 2:19:06 PM

^^it uses a cookie to do this

The only cookie it sets is called CookieClickerGame, and if the "Export Save" function isn't working for you, just use your favorite cookie-manager to retrieve the value of this cookie and paste it into the "Import Save" function of whatever other browser you use, so you can keep klikin' dat c00k33

9/19/2013 2:42:03 PM

There's apparently a 'click really fast' achievement.

Skwinkle discovered it by using her mouse and the touch pad on her laptop.

[Edited on September 19, 2013 at 6:42 PM. Reason : .]

9/19/2013 6:40:07 PM

"Uncanny clicker"

9/19/2013 7:03:18 PM

yup, got the "uncanny clicker" when the page was loading slowly and my clicking, though not fast, appeared fast to the game.

9/19/2013 11:06:08 PM

my cheapest upgrade now is like 4 trillion

9/19/2013 11:09:29 PM

It's like the TWW Easter egg hunt. You keep clicking and trying to get more and have no idea why.

9/19/2013 11:29:45 PM

I did the set CPS rate cheat and wrapped this game up in like an hour. I feel good about that.

9/20/2013 8:23:21 AM

I played it through once a couple weeks ago, and then cheated through it again this past week after the update.

9/20/2013 11:01:22 AM

I hate you all for exposing me to this game.

That being said...is the "One Mind" grandma upgrade a good idea or bad idea?

9/20/2013 4:15:42 PM

whats this "Wrath of the Elders" business that I have started

9/20/2013 4:27:44 PM

Don't click the red cookies.

9/20/2013 4:59:50 PM

finally beat this stupid game, the best way to deal with the grandmapocolypse is to delete all your grandmas after you get the "have 100 of all items" achievement

9/20/2013 5:09:34 PM

^^why not?

[Edited on September 20, 2013 at 5:56 PM. Reason : just sold all 100 of my grandmas ]

9/20/2013 5:55:02 PM

THE GRANDMAPOCALYPSE IS NIGH

also if you click a red cookie you'll lose or slow down your cookie-making abilities over half the time

9/20/2013 7:21:53 PM

Game is a lot easier if you reset after getting all the achievements (I got 289 Heavenly chips which is +578% to my cps).

9/20/2013 7:37:21 PM

set em up

9/20/2013 8:04:11 PM