Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
top drawer:
9mm ruger box of bullets Sony PSP GBA assorted video games various chargers work awards great grandfather's pocket watch
bottom drawer:
few bottles of lube prostate massager (don't knock it til you try it) condoms flashlight (not for sexual purposes) old boxes of checks I'll never use 7/24/2014 9:08:38 PM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
the prostate massager is up the butt? 7/24/2014 9:11:26 PM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on July 24, 2014 at 10:23 PM. Reason : .] 7/24/2014 10:23:28 PM |
MrGreen All American 2174 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Protection from snakes: this is why I carry" |
this was my favorite part
ahaha7/24/2014 10:30:08 PM |
synapse play so hard 60908 Posts user info edit post |
hahahaha i know that made me laugh too.
yah i tote around an AR-15 so I can 86 that rat snake who slithers out.
when did shovel become so ineffective at killing snakes?
also how the fuck are you gonna hit a snake with a 9mm? One of those handguns that shoots shotgun rounds, maybe.] 7/24/2014 11:17:21 PM |
synapse play so hard 60908 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on July 24, 2014 at 11:17 PM. Reason : DP]
7/24/2014 11:17:21 PM |
elise mainly potato 13071 Posts user info edit post |
Top Surface:
Lamp, bottle of water and coaster, breast pump, box of tissues, lavender hydrosol.
Drawer:
Clean breastmilk bottles and pump parts, hands free pump bra, nipple cream, therashells, breast pads, chapstick, hair ties, ear phones, birth control, pain meds, tums, beta blockers, burp cloths, pen, rutilated quartz worry stone, vibrator.
Cabinet:
Giant black maglite, heating pad, books, slippers.
[Edited on July 26, 2014 at 7:31 PM. Reason : more boob stuff.] 7/26/2014 7:21:54 PM |
elise mainly potato 13071 Posts user info edit post |
Mer
[Edited on July 26, 2014 at 7:23 PM. Reason : blech] 7/26/2014 7:22:52 PM |
synapse play so hard 60908 Posts user info edit post |
^ no lube? 7/26/2014 7:24:37 PM |
elise mainly potato 13071 Posts user info edit post |
That is in the husband's nightstand. 7/26/2014 7:29:53 PM |
omgyouresexy All American 1509 Posts user info edit post |
Seventeen Hitachi Magic Wands. 7/26/2014 9:09:19 PM |
synapse play so hard 60908 Posts user info edit post |
^ 11/7/2014 2:43:35 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
What I have learned from this thread is that my lack of need for lube makes me abnormal haha 11/7/2014 2:52:58 PM |
synapse play so hard 60908 Posts user info edit post |
Updates plz 6/15/2018 12:46:21 AM |
synapse play so hard 60908 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "great grandfather's pocket watch" |
6/15/2018 3:55:31 AM |
synapse play so hard 60908 Posts user info edit post |
outside of the lube dunno 11/23/2020 1:33:16 PM |