synapse play so hard 60908 Posts user info edit post |
Throws It At Employees
http://deadsp.in/kQjwPKL
Quote : | "A woman in Canada was so incensed about something Tim Hortons employees did or didn’t do that she dropped her pants, took a dump on the floor, threw it, grabbed some napkins to wipe her ass, threw those too, and left.
There is no pixelation in this sped-up LiveLeak video. You are going to see everything that this woman, full of rage and previously turds, does to forever sully the floor of this Tim Hortons located in Langley, British Columbia
What’s particularly baffling, aside from the obvious, is the other customers who don’t really react to what’s happening. Maybe that’s because the tasteful barrier has censored most of it, or maybe it’s because there’s really nothing to do when a human decides to take a spiteful shit and fling it.
According to the Abbotsford News, this all went down Monday around 6:15 p.m. Police arrested the woman in the parking lot and are still determining charges. If you know the motive behind this deliberate crapping, drop a line at tips@deadspin.com." |
5/16/2018 6:29:05 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8547 Posts user info edit post |
This is journalism 5/16/2018 6:42:18 PM |
beatsunc All American 10646 Posts user info edit post |
this is what people need to do at starbucks when they wont give you bathroom key code without buying a $2 coffee
[Edited on May 16, 2018 at 7:08 PM. Reason : s] 5/16/2018 7:08:08 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8547 Posts user info edit post |
hard shitting journalism 5/16/2018 7:30:40 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27086 Posts user info edit post |
I wouldn't do anything, either. If you did, she'd probably go all chimpanzee on you, too. 5/16/2018 7:40:23 PM |
Exiled Eyes up here ^^ 5916 Posts user info edit post |
Man, they probably had to throw away so much food that day... 5/17/2018 7:35:58 AM |
Sweden All American 12271 Posts user info edit post |
Drinking a lil coffee, tossing a lil shit. NBD. 5/17/2018 7:50:26 AM |
PaulISdead All American 8547 Posts user info edit post |
Coffee always loosens me up too 5/17/2018 5:00:12 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 113567 Posts user info edit post |
not much is really all that shocking these days w/ the internet having desensitized us
so yeah, I'd probably be sitting there looking like lolwat 5/18/2018 1:35:26 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 113567 Posts user info edit post |
okkkkk that was not "furiously" shitting by the way... misleading title
was expecting diarrhea mixed with solid :3 ] 5/18/2018 1:36:51 AM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
I believe the title was in reference to the anger rather than the intensity of the shitting. 5/18/2018 10:04:21 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89687 Posts user info edit post |
5/18/2018 10:35:14 AM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
"Furiously" is surprisingly accurate. 5/18/2018 11:18:58 AM |
PaulISdead All American 8547 Posts user info edit post |
Furiously referring to her mood not figurative of the movement 5/18/2018 11:27:03 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 113567 Posts user info edit post |
^it says "furiously shits"
needs to be restated to make what you said clearer :3
Quote : | "I believe the title was in reference to the anger rather than the intensity of the shitting." |
WELL IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN INTENSE SHITTING OK ]5/18/2018 12:22:55 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27086 Posts user info edit post |
It's fine 5/18/2018 12:40:05 PM |
UJustWait84 All American 25794 Posts user info edit post |
Should be: furious woman shits on floor
This why splitting infinitives is a bad idea. Ah, journalism. 5/18/2018 1:42:32 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 113567 Posts user info edit post |
fake news is what I like to call it 5/18/2018 2:03:32 PM |
synapse play so hard 60908 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Furious
adjective 1.full of fury, violent passion, or rage; extremely angry; enraged: He was furious about the accident.
2.intensely violent, as wind or storms [or shits]" | ]5/18/2018 2:21:53 PM |
Bullet All American 27745 Posts user info edit post |
Furiously is an adverb.
You can furiously yell. You can furiously beat. You can furiously shit. 5/18/2018 2:33:15 PM |
UJustWait84 All American 25794 Posts user info edit post |
^ correct, in that furiously is an adverb, but it's actually the other way around. People split infinitives all the time in day to day conversations and it's not really that big of a deal. Star Trek is partially to blame: "to boldly go" isn't correct; it should be" to go boldly." In this case, the tagline makes it sound that woman's shit spews out of her butthole like those blasts of hot lava from Kilauea we've seen on CNN. The reality is that she's just furious, and her 'forceful' shitting is somewhat lackluster.
[Edited on May 18, 2018 at 3:05 PM. Reason : .] 5/18/2018 2:57:42 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
I just think it sounds great in the thread title and it makes sense to me.
I sometimes furiously shit after a few cups of coffee in the morning...but I think it has a different meaning with this lady. 5/18/2018 3:33:26 PM |
Dr Pepper All American 3583 Posts user info edit post |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-QV5zCNyKk
first thing to cross my mind after reading thread- 5/18/2018 3:47:14 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 113567 Posts user info edit post |
whyyyy did Bob's Burgers go for more than one season
give it up Bob 5/18/2018 3:56:02 PM |
Bullet All American 27745 Posts user info edit post |
Why do you keep posting?
Give it up Bub 5/18/2018 4:16:19 PM |
TreeTwista10 Forgetful Jones 147486 Posts user info edit post |
5/18/2018 5:45:02 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
5/18/2018 6:02:13 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27086 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "whyyyy did Bob's Burgers go for more than one season" |
Because it's a great show.5/18/2018 6:06:02 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8547 Posts user info edit post |
Robert burgers, Everyman USA 5/18/2018 7:33:58 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 113567 Posts user info edit post |
fuck Bob's burgers lol
it's ok but still
fuck it 5/20/2018 11:07:20 PM |
scotieb24 Commish 11029 Posts user info edit post |
5/21/2018 9:16:10 AM |
synapse play so hard 60908 Posts user info edit post |
this has to be in the top 10 of my thread titles 11/23/2020 1:12:00 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 113567 Posts user info edit post |
11/24/2020 9:42:52 PM |