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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart
of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon. As she was
unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier. He
said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled, looked at her the
four items on the belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual about her
selections said, "Well, y'know, that's right. But how in earth did you know
that? The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n shit."

submitted by CrazyJ on Monday, October 1 at 2:37 PM

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