A guy sits down next to a good looking girl in a bar and starts looking at his watch. The girl notices and asks, "Is your date late?"
"Oh no," he replies, "I'm just testing this new state of the art watch."
"What does it do?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me."
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
"Ha! Well it must be broken then because I am!"
"Damn! This thing must be an hour fast."
submitted by CrazyJ on Wednesday, February 7 at 4:19 PM