A horse and a chicken were walking around the farm together, when the horse fell into a deep muddy pond. The bank was too slippery for the horse to climb out, so the chicken ran & got the farmer's Mercedes, drove over to the pond, tied a rope to the car, threw the other end to the horse, and pulled him to safety.
A few days later, they were walking together, when the chicken fell into a mud puddle and couldn't climb out. The quick-thinking horse stood over the puddle, let the chicken grab a hold of his cock, and pulled her to safety.
Moral: If you have a horse cock, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
submitted by ThePitts on Wednesday, December 12 at 6:38 PM
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