On the way home from a night out on the town with his frat brothers, a drunk college kid gets pulled by a cop. Obviously intoxicated, the student looks around his car and notices several beer bottles scattered about his seats, floor panel, and cup holders, and realizes he's screwed.
The cop as well, realizes that the kid is drunk and as he approaches the car he prepares to give his usual lecture to the guy.
"You've been drinking tonight haven't you son?" the officer says.
Before the cop can get one more word out of his mouth, the kid reaches down to the bottle in the cup holder and peels off the label, smacking it on his forehead.
"No sir" he begins, "I'm oooonnn the PATCH!"
submitted by Rooney on Thursday, December 13 at 8:51 PM
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