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A husband celebrating his 40th wedding anniversary came home and said to his wife, "I saw this beautiful full length black diamond mink coat, I thought I
would get it for you for our anniversary."
"I don't want a mink coat!" she grumbled.
" Well " he continued, " Cartier's has this lovely bracelet with diamonds, emeralds and rubies."
"I don't want a bracelet!" she snapped.
"Well, how about a new Silver Cloud Rolls Royce?"
She yelled, "I don't want a car!"

"Well, what do you want?" he asked.

She said, "I want a divorce!"

The husband thought for a moment and said "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

submitted by ncsu_redwolf on Thursday, February 7 at 11:10 AM

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