There was a small man at a bar drinking, minding his own business when big man came in. Suddenly BLAM. The small man is on the ground and the big man leans over him and says, "that was a Juju chop form Japan."
The small man has no clue what the guy's problem is so he gets back on his stool and continues to drink. Later that night the big man comes back into the bar. BLAM. The small man's down on the ground and the big man say to him "that was a karate chop from Korea."
The small man grumbles and walks out of the bar. That same night the big mans sitting at the bar drinking. The small man comes in. BLAM. The big mans out cold on the ground. The small man looks up at the bartender, points at the big man, and says, "when he wakes up tell him that was a crowbar from sears!"
submitted by CrazyJ on Wednesday, February 7 at 4:19 PM
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