One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the
road drinking a couple of Budweisers. The passenger, Bubba, said
Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadbloack! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on out foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba."
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. Earl & Bubba chugged
the rest of their beer, peeled off the labels, threw the bottles under
the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?" "No sir," said Earl, "We're on the patch!"
submitted by Greybaby3 on Thursday, May 22 at 6:24 PM
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