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Three ladies are sitting around talking about their three boyfriends, all named Leroy. They decide they need to come up with nicknames for their boyfriends so they don't get confused.

The first one says, "I think I'll call mine 7-up." When asked why, she replies," Because he's got 7 and its always up."

The second thinks a second and says, "I think I'll call mine Mountain Dew." When asked why, she replies, "Because that's the way he likes to do it."

The third takes a couple minutes, then says "I'll call my Leory Jack Daniels." The other ladies stare at her and finally one ventures to ask why. "Why would you call him that, Jack Daniels is a might hard liquor."

"That's my Leroy."

submitted by goiliegurl on Friday, May 23 at 6:57 PM

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