A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the
wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
biggest
house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be
careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and
see
how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice
said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that
was
done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was
lying
on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
I'm a
genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now
that
you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last
one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country
in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman
in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
now
have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you
honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same
for
you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the
afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about
three
hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into
her
eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"NO SHIT. Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
genies?"
submitted by Drovkin on Friday, August 1 at 3:51 PM
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