A Chapel Hill mortician had a new apprentice who was learning the embalming procedure. He walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Thinking he knew enough to begin the procedure without his boss, the apprentice began examining the body. He rolled it over and to his amazement there was a cork in its ass. Mystified, he pulled it out and immediately heard the Tar Heel fight song coming out of the guy's butt.
Startled by what had happened, he ran to find his mentor. "Sir, you've got to come and help me. I 've seen something I can't believe!"
So the mortician went with apprentice to see what was the matter. "Look, there is a cork in this cadaver's butt. Pull it out and see what happens!" So he removed the cork and heard the Carolina fight song.
"That's not unusual," his boss replied, "I've heard thousands of assholes sing that song!"
submitted by AxlBonBach on Wednesday, August 27 at 10:20 PM
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