A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving on the highway and asks him to take a Breathalyzer test.
I can’t do that because I’m an asthmatic,” says the man. “The Breathalyzer could bring on an attack.”
So the cop suggests a urine sample.
“Can’t do it,” says the man. “I’m a diabetic, so my urine always has strange stuff in it.”
“Well,” says the angry cop, “why don’t you just get out o fthe car and walk this white line?”
“Sorry,” says the man, “but I can’t do that either.”
“Why not?” asks the officer.
“Because I’m drunk.”
submitted by CrazyJ on Wednesday, February 7 at 4:19 PM
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