An old man living on several acres in Florida had a beautiful pond in his backyard. The pond was the perfect size and depth for swimming. So, the old man placed horseshoe pits, benches, peach and orange trees around the pond to make it a more pleasant place to relax.
One evening, the man grabbed a five gallon bucket and walked down to the pond to collect some fresh fruit. When he got there, he notices several young women skinny dipping in the pond. He made his presence known to them.
"We're not getting out until you leave!" shouted one of the women.
The old man replied: "I didn't come down here to watch you swim naked, or to watch you leave naked."
Raising the bucket up, he said: "I came down here to feed the alligator."
Some old men can still think fast.
submitted by jetskipro on Friday, January 30 at 6:42 PM