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Henry Ford died and went to heaven. At the gates, an
angel told Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and
your invention-the assembly line-changed the world. As a
reward, you can hangout with anyone you want in Heaven."
Ford thinks about it and says, "I want to hang out with
God himself." The be-feathered fellow at the Gates took
Ford to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. Ford
then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Ford, "you have some
major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion
2. It chatters at high speeds
3. Maintenance is very costly
4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing
5. It is out of commission 5 or 6 of every 28 days
6. The rear end wobbles too much
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust
"Hmmm," replied God, "hold on." God went to the
Celestial Supercomputer, typed in a few keystrokes, and
waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip
of paper. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God
replied to Henry Ford, "but according to my statistics,
more men are riding my invention than yours!"

submitted by CrazyJ on Thursday, February 15 at 6:30 PM

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