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The Italian says, "Whena I finisha maka da love to my girlfriend I lick her behinda the knees and she a float six inches abova da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman says, "When after I make zee love to my girlfriend I kiss her all zee way to her feet and zen I lick zee bottom of zee foot and she float twelve inches above zee bed in ecstasy."

The redneck says, "After I get done doin my old lady, I get out of bed, wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the fuckin ceiling"

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