Watching the roast of PA....

I've got a damn good sense of humor... but do you think you could sit there and take a roast... it seems like a tall order to me.

8/14/2005 10:27:39 PM

Easier than the roast Hepatitis is putting on her

8/14/2005 10:30:19 PM

ouch...

8/14/2005 10:31:39 PM

jeez

8/14/2005 10:34:24 PM

i thought this was a PA roast

8/14/2005 10:37:29 PM

I'd rather fuck Sarah Silverman.

8/14/2005 10:40:03 PM

up next, the Michael Jordan of baseball of comedy

8/14/2005 10:42:01 PM

her shirt is completely see through

and I am starting to feel bad for Bea Arthur

8/14/2005 10:42:44 PM

I think every roast I've ever watched on CC has had at least one Bea Arthur dick joke

8/14/2005 10:43:15 PM

P fuckin' A

8/14/2005 10:44:35 PM

my name is QWAM and I SAVE MONEY

8/14/2005 10:45:20 PM

I too, would like to fuck Sarah Silverman

8/14/2005 10:47:00 PM

I wish I had that pic of her on the poker table.... but yeah, I've been staring at some nips for about 48 minutes.

8/14/2005 10:48:52 PM

did Sarah Silverman already roast her?

8/14/2005 10:52:18 PM

Quote :

"Her life story should be a show on VH1 call "I fucked the 80's"

LMAO!!!!

8/14/2005 10:52:30 PM

god tommy lee is hot

8/14/2005 10:58:46 PM

WHAT THE FUCK

this has no place in a roast

8/14/2005 10:59:05 PM

Yeah... I'd fuck Sarah Slivernman six ways from Sunday.

8/14/2005 11:15:33 PM

I wonder who wrote Pamela's jokes

[Edited on August 14, 2005 at 11:45 PM. Reason : my guess is Bruce Villanche]

8/14/2005 11:43:39 PM

"Whoopie would have made it work!"

Quote :

"I'd rather fuck Sarah Silverman."

8/15/2005 12:49:00 AM

I would have liked to see the look on Courtney Love's face if someone made reference to her killing Kurt


You could tell jokes about Tommy beating up Pam were close to the line, but saying that about Courtney would have crossed it.

8/15/2005 1:39:40 AM

There is no line.

First, because it's a roast, and second, because there really is no line.

8/15/2005 2:03:46 AM

^^ jeffery ross made a joke about how she looks worse than kurt

she got pretty upset i think

8/15/2005 2:19:38 AM

That one actually hurt me... but I think she's the Yoko Fuckin' Ono of our generation.... what hurts her is that... she knows it.

8/15/2005 3:01:24 AM

dude they were shittin on andy dick more than pam anderson

8/15/2005 10:30:22 AM

yea that faggot got clowned

8/15/2005 10:41:34 AM

Jeffrey Ross is the funniest man alive.

"Who ever thought that at this point, Courtney would look worse than Kurt?"

"I wouldn't fuck Bea Arthur's dick with Andy Dick's pussy."

"Next year, we should roast Anna Nicole because we could use the same jokes...plus fat jokes."

8/15/2005 10:54:17 AM

Quote :

"I too, would like to fuck Sarah Silverman"

8/15/2005 11:05:56 AM

yeah jeffery ross always brings the funny



at roasts

8/15/2005 11:15:33 AM

^(actually, his stand-up is pretty damn hilarious. he spends most of his time producing shows, though.)

Haha, I'm watching the roast on DVR right now.

(Courtney Love mumbling on at the podium)

Jeffrey Ross [on couch]: "Give it up for Kirstie Alley, everyone!"


Why the fuck would they let Courtney Love be at the roast? She's so fucking annoying and has spent half the time yelling at whoever is roasting PA.

[Edited on August 15, 2005 at 11:18 AM. Reason : ]

8/15/2005 11:17:48 AM

how about how fucking horrible tommy lee's band was? that was the most generic fucking song I've ever heard.

8/15/2005 11:24:38 AM

pam shouldve shook her titties for a few minutes straight instead of like 5 seconds

8/15/2005 11:31:45 AM

And Tommy was completely lipin it. He was off sync with his audio more than a few times.

And Courtney Love pissed me off... "I SAID I'M SOBER FOR A YEAR AND A HALF OK."

And she had to show her giner on stage.

naaaasty.

8/15/2005 12:11:21 PM

Oh and another thing, I too, would do sarah silverman any and every which way I could possibly think of.

Can you imagine the moan of that voice?

8/15/2005 12:11:51 PM

i would still do pam before silverman...i mean really...silverman would get it next but come on

8/15/2005 12:15:02 PM

You're right... the hepatitis adds an extra "forbidden" factor.

8/15/2005 12:18:07 PM

well hepatitis aside

8/15/2005 12:19:06 PM

Quote :

"Why the fuck would they let Courtney Love be at the roast?"

Prime joke fodder. I don't think you could find anyone easier to make fun of than courtney love.

Why are you faggots all over sarah silverman? She's like a 7 at best. I can't understand why you people are all over jew women.

8/15/2005 1:48:50 PM

Because she's pretty hot.

And I think you would qualify as a "faggot" if you said:

Quote :

"Why are you faggots all over sarah silverman?"

[Edited on August 15, 2005 at 1:51 PM. Reason : .]

8/15/2005 1:50:34 PM

part of silverman's hotness is that she looks pretty good, but in addition to that, shes pretty funny and has a good sense of humor

but i'd still bang pam before her

8/15/2005 2:02:52 PM

The hep man the hep!

Plus, you know your joker will fall right outta there. Anywhere Tommy Lee's been will be the same.

8/15/2005 2:07:38 PM

i guess you'd rather go to a place that smell's like jimmy kimmel's balls / sarah silverman's nana's house

8/15/2005 2:16:44 PM

Haha... jimmy kimmel? Why him? I'm better lookin than he is and I'm funnier.... so says my mama.

8/15/2005 2:21:42 PM

im just sayin i think kimmel and silverman are fucking, at least they implied that last night during the roast...hence my comment

8/15/2005 2:25:06 PM

Yeah, I think they're dating and courtney love actually thinks she had a chance to "steal her boyfriend." I actually saw a couple of times where courtney actually touched his balls. Of course, that might've been the cocaine... she was probably out of it

"Bb...BUT... I'VE BEEN SOBER FOR A YEAR SO THOSE YOKES [sic] DON'T WORK ANYMORE!"

8/15/2005 2:26:27 PM

theyve been together since before he got the ABC show

8/15/2005 2:26:45 PM

they were obsessed with tommy lee's dick.

after awhile, they just started rewording the same jokes.

8/15/2005 2:35:06 PM

i mean the roast was pretty funny and all but yeah tons of jokes were the same thing:

1. Tommy Lee has a big dick
2. Pamela Anderson knows how to handle a dick
3. Pamela Anderson has big tits
4. Courtney Love is a cokewhore
5. Andy Dick is a faggot
6. Bea Arthur is manly

8/15/2005 2:36:42 PM

Yeah it was cyclical after a while.

The funniest one was about the "lips" of courtney love... which explains her bad breath. Oh God, I was laughing pretty hard.

8/15/2005 2:38:15 PM

have you people never watched a roast before?


it takes a damn good comedian to have something fresh about 8 minutes in...

(thats the modern, comedy central ones of course)

8/15/2005 2:42:38 PM