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"Unlike New York Knicks guard Stephon Marbury, you may not be able to fork over the quarter-million dollars it takes to create a "Rollscalade ESV." The Rolls-Royce "trim" on Marbury's Escalade was done by Star Motoring of Lodi, N.J., which grafted a Rolls-style grille assembly and headlamps onto the Cadillac's body. It includes suicide-style rear doors, a custom interior and an exotic entertainment system. "

8/26/2005 12:32:03 AM

it is pretty easy to believe actually

8/26/2005 12:40:38 AM

Looks like your typical niggerific POS.

8/26/2005 12:59:27 AM

Looks like shit.

8/26/2005 1:04:04 AM

give it a break guys. looks very clean and simple, without lots of embellishments, like the typical black suv mods. sure, it has a HUGE mod at the front, but the integration is seamless, and you don't see any other shit on the body.

heck, even the wheels are tasteful, actually, very good. not the usual spinning or lighted crap, or the very ugly chrome ones.

[Edited on August 26, 2005 at 1:22 AM. Reason : ]

8/26/2005 1:13:48 AM

^ The saddest part is I think you're serious. A Rolls is a car. An Escalade is a SUV. They don't mix.

It's a demise to Rolls, really.

8/26/2005 1:32:35 AM

looks a shit ton better than a regular escalade, but yes its a complete mockery of Rolls Royce.

8/26/2005 1:39:30 AM

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"A Rolls is a car. An Escalade is a SUV. They don't mix."

That's a pretty rigid way of looking at auto mods. If you had said RR doesn't mix with Cadillac, that's another issue, but I don't see what the problem is with combining an SUV and a car. And actually it is only the grill and lights of a car onto an SUV, so it is not really combing an SUV and a car.

Anyway, that is your opinion.

Perhaps if it was done to a Range Rover, then it wouldn't be so much of a mockery.

8/26/2005 1:42:53 AM

more like LOLscalade

the front bumper looks bent

8/26/2005 8:31:22 AM

^^ Range Rovers are pimp as-is.

^ Agreed

8/26/2005 10:42:20 AM

looks photochopped

8/26/2005 10:56:43 AM

I kind of like it.

8/26/2005 11:08:16 AM

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"It includes suicide-style rear doors"

holy shit i didnt even see that the first time

8/26/2005 11:16:34 AM

The problem I have with this is using Rolls-Royce as an image without any of the engineering perfection to back it up.

RR have the image they do because of years of making massively overbuilt and over-engineered cars that are quick enough yet as quiet and luxurious as possible.

Appending a large piece of RR chrome to the front of a GM POS SUV just shows gaudy excess, not style or class.

8/26/2005 11:42:00 AM

EXACTLY.

a mexican adding a nice handcrafted billet grill to his 86 chevy celebrity does not make it a luxury car.

8/26/2005 11:57:14 AM

^^ & ^ agreed.

8/26/2005 12:46:38 PM

i got to go to land rover driving school @ the builtmore... that shit was awesome... i was in a supercharged range rover sport and that thing was awesome on road and off.. it was better than my jeep off road and this thing was on 20s + the undercarage cameras were like cheating


ohh and the official landrover test driver teaches the course and since i was the individual points leader i got to go for a ride in the range STORMER they had up there .... thats the sexiest thing i've ever sat in.... wish i coulda drove tho

8/26/2005 2:56:36 PM

i like the suicide doors and the rims are tight, but the grill should have never been thought of, let alone implemented

8/26/2005 4:16:48 PM

god damn that thing looks horrible

8/27/2005 9:38:27 AM

8/28/2005 9:15:59 PM

can't give black people money, you know that

8/29/2005 6:16:25 PM