I just thought of this when I saw a picture someone had put up of some elf looking fuckers.

Those little AIM conversations were quite funny.

9/14/2005 10:25:46 PM

9/15/2005 12:23:06 AM

that or the commercial about waiting for your rewards where the guys are dressed up playing a fighting game

9/15/2005 10:39:57 AM

RESTART, RESTART!

9/15/2005 11:05:03 AM

sry wrong window

9/15/2005 4:34:04 PM

hahah here's me in that same costume, only red

9/16/2005 11:17:36 AM

10/21/2005 11:27:52 PM

I showed everyone at work that thing and everyone thinks I'm the Bloodninja.

I played to that when I found that one of my workers had left himself logged in on militarysingles.com. The "Bloodninja" decided to e-mail his girlfriends in true bloodninja style. Classic prank.

10/22/2005 9:31:03 AM

anyone know where that thread was?

10/22/2005 4:36:39 PM

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

[Edited on October 22, 2005 at 5:02 PM. Reason : 1]

10/22/2005 4:59:49 PM

Quote :

"J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet. Partner8: Who the fuck are you? J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion: J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me. J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever. Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me? J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh. Partner8: Is that like cancer? J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy. Partner8: Good one romeo. J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku. The salmon swim at night. Towards your room. The snow and the moon. Partner8: that was never a haiku. J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness. Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku" J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then? Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent. J-Dogg: ... Partner8: ? J-Dogg: I'm spent. "

10/22/2005 5:04:46 PM

I got some of those on a small webpage i put up on RR space, just some funny shit Ive collected over the years

http://home.nc.rr.com/mockingbird1/Funnies.htm

11/11/2005 4:35:54 AM

Quote :

"good one romeo"

11/11/2005 1:25:33 PM

This shit is still funny.

12/27/2005 12:58:07 AM

lol. I forgot all about this

12/27/2005 11:40:49 AM

12/28/2005 12:05:51 AM

I just had to add to this since Fuel only had part 1 up of the bloodninja/BritneySpears14 saga.

Quote :

" BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something "

1/12/2006 2:28:25 AM

Some people enacted these on youtube. I think it was best left to the imagination, though...


Part 1:



Part 2:



[Edited on January 28, 2007 at 7:48 PM. Reason : .]

1/28/2007 7:47:48 PM

I never found that thing funny. it was really really gay.

1/29/2007 8:53:52 AM