guess they were right. ophelia bounced away just before hitting land as if protected by a force field! yikes

9/16/2005 10:37:26 AM

no, it hit land

9/16/2005 10:38:50 AM

the eye didnt

9/16/2005 10:40:34 AM

i didnt get hit either

but i saw the news and it was like, rainy and windy

9/16/2005 10:42:49 AM

yeh, but the eye of the storm never hit land. ie, the land never felt hurrican class winds. of course it was very windy and rained a shitton, but still. God's force field is wind and rain permeable, BUT NOT HURRICANE!

[Edited on September 16, 2005 at 10:46 AM. Reason : im not so good at sentences]

9/16/2005 10:44:45 AM

yeah but we just passed the lottery and high alcohol beer. NC is teh debil.

we got trounced by fran and floyd when we were still bible-licious.

conclusion?

9/16/2005 10:44:49 AM

God is catholic

9/16/2005 10:47:09 AM

Quote :

"I am duty-bound to report the talk of the New Orleans warehouse district last night: there was rejoicing (well, there would have been without the curfew, but the few people I saw on the streets were excited) when the power came back on for blocks on end. Kevin Tibbles was positively jubilant on the live update edition of Nightly News that we fed to the West Coast. The mini-mart, long ago cleaned out by looters, was nonetheless bathed in light, including the empty, roped-off gas pumps. The motorcade route through the district was partially lit no more than 30 minutes before POTUS drove through. And yet last night, no more than an hour after the President departed, the lights went out. The entire area was plunged into total darkness again, to audible groans. It's enough to make some of the folks here who witnessed it... jump to certain conclusions"

9/16/2005 10:57:31 AM

i feel bad for people who actually think this way. correlation is not causation

9/16/2005 11:37:38 AM

there weren't enough black people for the hurricane to kill. so it just went away

9/17/2005 1:32:38 PM