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"Bush Nephew Nabbed Jeb's youngest son in Texas booze, resisting arrest bust SEPTEMBER 16--One of President George W. Bush's nephews--the youngest son of Florida Governor Jeb Bush--was arrested early today and charged with public drunkenness and resisting arrest. John Ellis Bush, 21, was nabbed at 2:30 AM by Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission agents in Austin (Jeb Jr.'s street corner arrest came in one of the capitol's popular bar districts). According to the below arrest warrant, filed with the Travis County Municipal Court, an intoxicated Bush, "continually pushed against this officer and struggled as I attempted to handcuff him." After about four hours in custody, Bush was released on $2500 bond for the resisting count (the intox charge was covered by a personal recognizance bond). This is the second time young Jeb--pictured at far right in the above family portrait--has landed on a police blotter. In October 2000, Jeb, then 16, and a girlfriend were discovered naked from the waist down in a Jeep Cherokee parked at a Tallahassee mall. Jebby's siblings, George and Noelle, have also had well-publicized run-ins with the fuzz. "

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0916052bush1.html

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A CONSPIRACY BY THE PRESIDENT TO DIVERT OUR ATTENTION FROM THE WAR IN IRAQ AND HURRICANE KATRINA!

here's another example of young jeb's devilish antics


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9/16/2005 10:34:47 PM

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9/16/2005 10:35:20 PM

John
Ellis
Bush

niiiiice....

9/16/2005 10:36:19 PM

nefew?

9/17/2005 12:01:36 AM

nephew

nefew is not a word.

9/17/2005 12:10:14 AM

haha.

burn.

9/17/2005 12:23:39 AM

haha, when i read the title i though it was about some guy named Bush Nefew

9/17/2005 2:22:46 AM

oh jesus

I was high. forgive me soapbox

9/17/2005 10:06:38 AM

you were beaten by of all people....

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=350522

btw, his comments remind me of how silly tww's Chuck Jones' "what these liberals realy are like" phrase is

9/17/2005 11:12:25 AM

http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1189&catid=9



hahaha, operation yellow elephant is succeeding!



by Dood Abides
John Ellis Bush Enlisted in Texas
Austin, TX (APE) – John Ellis Bush, 21, son of Gov. Jeb Bush of Florida and nephew of President George W. Bush was arrested early Friday morning, Sept. 16 in Austin and later enlisted that day in the USMC. He enlisted under an "Anti Dead Enders" program which provides Texas youths with the option of rapid enlistment versus prosecution.

Bush would have been prosecuted for public intoxication and resisting arrest. His enlistment photo shows an abrasion on his chin from his struggle with Austin Police.

Bush family lawyers were handling all communications with the Governor's family, and have described them as "stunned" by this turn of events. They are reportedly looking into the legality of the "Military A.D.E." program. A spokesman said, "I know this young man, and at risk of jeopardizing future proceedings, this would not have been an option for him by the next morning."

White House sources were curiously upbeat about the chain of events. Spokespersons described the President as delighted with his nephew's choice, and described it as just the next step for a typical Bush political career. The President stated that he would be delighted to inquire for his nephew about possible marine aviation slots if asked. The President and other Republicans have come under significant pressure to have their children enlist and support the Iraqi war effort through the likes of Operation Yellow Elephant, and it is speculated that this may be a way to remove his twin daughters from the spotlight.

9/20/2005 11:42:46 AM