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Tom Green
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Has anybody seen anything about this article in Blender? They rated the "500 Greatest Songs Since You Were Born" (1980-2005). I'm too cheap to actually spend $4 to buy the issue, so I didn't know if anyone had the list. On Blender's website, they list songs 250-500, but don't show any of the top 250. Online I was able to find a list of the top 20:

#1 - Michael Jackson, Billie Jean
#2 - Outkast, Bombs over Bagdad
#3 - Guns n Roses, Sweet Child O'Mine
#4 - U2, One
#5 - NIRVANA, Smells Like Teen Spirit
#6 - MADONNA, Like A Prayer
#7 - JOY DIVISION, Love Will Tear Us Apart
#8 - RUN D.M.C., Sucker MC's
#9 - BRITNEY SPEARS, ...Baby One More Time
#10 - 50 CENT, In Da Club
#11 - GRANDMASTER FLASH & THE FURIOUS FIVE, The Message
#12 - BEASTIE BOYS, Fight For Your Right (To Party)
#13 - EMINEM, My Name Is
#14 - DIANA ROSS, I'm Coming Out
#15 - AC/DC, You Shook Me All Night Long
#16 - OUTKAST, Hey Ya
#17 - BACKSTREET BOYS, I Want It That Way
#18 - RICK JAMES, Super Freak
#19 - NOTORIOUS B.I.G., Hypnotize
#20 - DOUG E. FRESH & THE GET FRESH CREW, The Show

9/25/2005 7:47:59 PM

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someone to plz post all 500

thanx

9/25/2005 7:51:08 PM

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define "greatest"...cause i see britney spears and backstreet boys in that

[Edited on September 25, 2005 at 7:52 PM. Reason : .]

9/25/2005 7:52:25 PM

DaveOT
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...

this is a joke, right?

I mean, I know Blender is

but this is even more ridiculous.

9/25/2005 7:54:50 PM

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Quote :
"#9 - BRITNEY SPEARS, ...Baby One More Time"


hahaa... maybe if there were only nine songs written since i was born

9/25/2005 8:03:28 PM

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251. Don't Believe the Hype
Public Enemy [1988]
Taking down the Man one insanely funky bar at a time.
Available on: It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back (Def Jam)

252. Born in the U.S.A.
Bruce Springsteen [1984]
Ass-kicking protest song disguised as ass-kicking patriot-rock.
Available on: Born in the U.S.A. (Columbia)

253. La Di Da Di
Doug E. Fresh [1985]
Rap's first human beatbox teams with Slick Rick, its first eyepatched storytelling genius.
Available on: Hip-Hop Classics, Vol. 1 (Reality)

254. Big Pimpin'
Jay-Z
Ah, the common pleasures of 60-foot yachts and multiple sex partners…
Available on: Vol. 3…Life and Times of S. Carter

255. A Pretty Girl Is Like…
Magnetic Fields [1999]
Clever crooning about dumb melodies and dumber cuties.
Available on: 69 Love Songs Vol. 1 (Merge)

256. Down by the Water
PJ Harvey [1993]
Haunted lyrics about child-eating fish from a Thom Yorke–approved punkstress.
Available on: Rid of Me (Island)

257. C'mon n' Ride It (The Train)
Quad City DJs [1996]
Disco booty bass that kills at Bar Mitzvahs.
Available on: Get on up and Dance (Big Beat)

258. Genius of Love
Tom Tom Club [1981]
Catchy, lighter than air disco-pop from the Talking Heads spinoff.
Available on: Tom Tom Club (Sire)

259. Kiss
Prince [1986]
Hyper-minimal funk surrounds Prince's tickling falsetto come-ons.
Available on: Parade (Paisley Park)

260. Goin' Back to Cali
LL Cool J [1987]
Horntastic Rick Rubin joint about the West Coast's shortcomings.
Available on: Walking With a Panther (Def Jam)

261. Islands in the Stream
Kenny Rogers featuring Dolly Parton [1983]
Penned by the Bee Gees, sung by two country legends—it's almost not fair.
Available on: Eyes That See in the Dark (RCA)

262. Ace of Spades
Motörhead [1980]
Biker-punk squall about being a leather-clad, all-around badass.
Available on: Ace of Spades (Sanctuary)

263. Stan
Eminem [2002]
Em scrutinizes accusations of corrupting the kids by rapping as a corrupted kid.
Available on: The Marshall Mathers LP (Interscope)

264. Malibu
Hole [1998]
A Billy Corgan co-write, it's Courtney Love at her barely-hinged best.
Available on: Celebrity Skin (Geffen)

265. Call Me
Blondie [1980]
New Wave ex-Playmate begs lover to reach out and touch her.
Available on: Greatest Hits (Capitol)

266. I Want Your (Hands on Me)
Sinead O'Connor [1987]
Funk-inflected, chant-heavy Irish foreplay jam.
Available on: The Lion and the Cobra (Chrysalis)

267. Free Fallin'
Tom Petty [1989]
A rallying cry for restless, hormonally hopped-up youth everywhere.
Available on: Full Moon Fever (MCA)

268. With or Without You
U2 [1987]
Guitars wail, Bono weeps and stadiums worldwide simultaneously melt.
Available on: The Joshua Tree (Island)

269. Take Your Time (Do It Right)
The S.O.S. Band [1982]
Impossibly funky disco about hating on one-minute men.
Available on: S.O.S. (Tabu)

270. Flex
Mad Cobra [1992]
Unabashedly horny—and one of dancehall's earliest crossover hits.
Available on: Hard to Wet, Easy to Dry (Columbia)

271. Don't Stop Believin'
Journey [1981]
Fist-pumping underdog fight song + lots of beer = karaoke bliss.
Available on: Escape (Columbia)

272. Rock the Casbah
The Clash [1982]
London punks spread Mideast peace the old-fashioned way: with disco records.
Available on: Combat Rock (Epic)

273. Keep Me in Your Heart
Warren Zevon [2003]
A bittersweet goodbye from the late, great Werewolf of Chicago.
Available on: The Wind (Artemis)

274. Brilliant Disguise
Bruce Springsteen [1987]
Tortured confessional about what happens when the flame goes cold.
Available on: Tunnel of Love (Columbia)

275. I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
Whitney Houston [1987]
Or somebody who can score me some primo weed, whichever.
Available on: Whitney (Arista)

276. Real Love
Mary J. Blige [1992]
Every thug's favorite diva speaks the truth on her crossover hit.
Available on: What's the 411? (MCA)

277. Hold on Loosely
.38 Special [1981]
Slick southern boogie with a word to the wise: Dude, chill!
Available on: Wild-Eyed Southern Boys (A&M)

278. I Want You
Elvis Costello [1986]
Britpunk poet seethes his way through a deliciously nasty love letter.
Available on: Blood and Chocolate (Rykodisc)

279. Rock & Roll High School
The Ramones [1980]
Bristling radio-punk about classes you'd never cut to get drunk in the parking lot.
Available on: End of the Century (Sire)

280. Just Like a Pill
Pink [2001]
Her no-good man's got her hooked—so Pink kicks him to the curb!
Available on: Missundaztood (Arista)

281. Sexy Boy
Air [1998]
Purring Gallictronica for the chillout room or the bedroom.
Available on: Moon Safari (Astralwerks)

282. Oh Boy
Cam'ron [2002]
Harlem word-wizard rhymes "Van Damme 'em" with "blam blam 'em." Genius!
Available on: Come Home With Me (Roc-A-Fella)

283. Lips Like Sugar
Echo and the Bunnymen [1987]
Swoony, shimmery Liverpudlians get their Betty Crocker on.
Available on: Echo and the Bunnymen (Sire)

284. Looking for the Perfect Beat
Afrika Bambaataa & Soulsonic Force [1982]
Extraterrestrial electro-funk from the Timbaland of the Reagan years.
Available on: Looking for the Perfect Beat: 1980-1985 (Tommy Boy)

285. Don't Tell Me
Madonna [2000]
Ms. Ciccone compares herself to a force of nature over hopscotching Mirwais techno.
Available on: Music (Maverick)

286. I've Been Waiting
Matthew Sweet [1991]
Sweet alt-rock bard meets Miss Right.
Available on: Girlfriend (Zoo/Volcano)

287. Head Over Heels
Tears for Fears [1985]
Like "Crazy in Love," but New Wave—and Donnie Darko—approved.
Available on: Scenes From the Big Chair (PolyGram)

288. One-Armed Scissor
At the Drive-In [2000]
Jagged, self-destructive punk from the dudes now fronting Mars Volta.
Available on: Relationship of Command (Grand Royal)

289. You Spin Me 'Round (Like a Record)
Dead or Alive [1985]
Dizzying, vaguely sinister dance-pop from British ex-Goths.
Available on: Youthquake (Epic)

290. Only Swallow
My Bloody Valentine [1991]
Eerily angelic vocals and monstrous guitar squall.
Available on: Tremolo (Sire/ London/ Rhino)

291. People Who Died
The Jim Carroll Band [1980]
Darkly comic punk eulogy from the Basketball Diaries guy.

Available on: Catholic Boy (Atco)

292. Larger Than Life
Backstreet Boys [2000]
The Boys give their fans a big, wet, Pro-Tooled thank-you kiss.
Available on: Millennium (Jive)

293. Connection
Elastica [1995]
A blatant Wire ripoff that's 10 times sexier than Wire ever were.
Available on: Elastica (DGC)

294. Black
Pearl Jam [1991]
Eddie Vedder shares his view on romance—and it's fucked up!
Available on: Ten (Epic)

295. Owner of a Lonely Heart
Yes [1983]
It's less prog, more cowbell on this No. 1 chunk of pop existentialism.
Available on: 90125 (Atco)

296. Save Me
Aimee Mann [1999]
A heartstring-tugging, Magnolia-endorsed plea for redemption.
Available on: Magnolia soundtrack (Reprise/ Wea)

297. November Rain
Guns N' Roses [1991]
Nine glorious minutes of quintessential Axl excess.
Available on: Use Your Illusion I (Geffen)

298. I Need to Know
Marc Anthony [1999]
The diminutive Mr. Lo obsesses over an ambivalent hottie.
Available on: Marc Anthony (Columbia)

299. Smooth Criminal
Michael Jackson [1987]
Jacko gets creepy—not Jesus Juice creepy, but danceably-sinister creepy.
Available on: Bad (Epic)

300. Everything Zen Bush [1994]
Brilliant, nonsensical grunge about sex and Elvis.
Available on: Sixteen Stone (Trauma/Interscope)

9/25/2005 8:04:16 PM

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301. In Between Days
The Cure [1985]
Aqua Net–loving Brits take a break from gloomy dirges for a gloomy bopper.
Available on: The Head on the Door (Elektra/Asylum)

302. Loser
Beck [1994]
Giddy Spanglish non sequiturs from a sucker with no self-esteem.
Available on: Mellow Gold (DGC)

303. Kissing the Lipless
The Shins [2003]
Natalie Portman's favorite Albuquerqueans warble their indie-rock hearts out.
Available on: Chutes Too Narrow (Sub Pop)

304. Hot for Teacher
Van Halen [1984]
Pasadena's finest bar band struggle to keep their pencils in their pants.
Available on: 1984 (Warner Bros)

305. Pretty in Pink
Psychedelic Furs [1986]
The Dylan-ish New Wave anthem that scored a million Molly Ringwald crushes.
Available on: Pretty in Pink soundtrack (A&M)

306. Say Yes
Elliott Smith [1997]
The tragic cult hero's sparest, most heartbreakingly pretty song.
Available on: Either/Or (Kill Rock Stars)

307. I Get Around
2Pac [1993]
'Pac gets playastically raunchy on his breakthrough hit.
Available on: Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z. (Jive)

308. Hold Me Now
Thompson Twins [1984]
A New Wave let's-stay-together plea so cornball it works.
Available on: Into the Gap (Arista)

309. Ex-Factor
Lauryn Hill [1998]
Devastating breakup lament, rumored to be about fellow Fugee Wyclef Jean.

Available on: The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill (Columbia)

310. Firestarter
The Prodigy [1996]
Brit techno giants invent a brand new genre: Nightmaretronica.
Available on: The Fat of the Land (Mute)

311. Come Pick Me Up
Ryan Adams [2000]
A tearful fuck-you to a cheating ex. The perfect drinking-alone song.
Available on: Heartbreaker (Bloodshot)

312. Smooth Operator
Sade [1985]
Quiet Storm soul so breezy it can be used as a Freon substitute.
Available on: Diamond Life (CBS)

313. Bawitdaba
Kid Rock [1998]
Detroit's other white rapper big-ups hookers, meth fiends and, not least, himself.
Available on: Devil Without a Cause (Lava)

314. Love Vigilantes
New Order [1985]
Lovely dance-rock about the difference between patriotism and love.
Available on: Low-Life (Qwest)

315. Every Breath You Take
Police [1983]
About the blurry line between true love and stealing someone's panties.
Available on: Synchronicity (A&M)

316. Army of Me
Björk [1995]
Icelandic sprite bares her teeth on brutal industrial stomper.
Available on: Post (Elektra)

317. White Flag
Dido [2003]
A.k.a. Bridget Jones 3: Adventures in Trip-Hop.
Available on: Life for Rent (Arista)

318. Ha
Juvenile [1998]
Avant garde, mushmouthed rhymes over a candy-coated synth beat.
Available on: 400 Degreez (Cash Money)

319. Genie in a Bottle
Christina Aguilera [1999]
A coy, curvaceous abstinence lesson, from her pre-assless-chaps days.
Available on: Christina Aguilera (RCA)

320. Tyrone
Erykah Badu [1997]
Strikes a souful blow for the sisters, with one-liners a brother can appreciate.
Available on: Live (Universal)

321. Jane Says
Jane's Addiction [1988]
Two-chord calypso-metal about a real-life battered L.A. junkie.
Available on: Nothing's Shocking (Warner Bros.)

322. Constant Craving
k.d. lang [1992]
Androgynous Canuck popster evokes burning desire (for a lover or White Castle).
Available on: Ingenue (Sire)

323. Black Steel
Tricky [1995]
A rocking, trip-hop ode to draft-dodging.
Available on: Maxinquaye (Island)

324. Slack Motherfucker
Superchunk [1990]
North Carolina guitar band puts the indie in indignant.

Available on: Tossing Seeds (Merge)

325. Jump Around
House of Pain [1992]
Irish rappers with "more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms," i.e., one song's worth.
Available on: House of Pain (Tommy Boy)

326. Battery
Metallica [1986]
Before therapy, before Napster, these Cali metallers rawk hard.
Available on: Master of Puppets (Elektra/ Wea)

327. Slow Jamz
Kanye West featuring Twista and Jamie Foxx [2004]
An old-school celebration of R&B's chief goal: gettin' that booty!
Available on: The College Dropout (Roc-A-Fella)

328. Where's Your Head At
Basement Jaxx [2001]
Grinding London techno, shaking its ass while the walls cave in.
Available on: Rooty (Astralwerks)

329. Potholes in My Lawn
De La Soul [1989]
Quaint, botanically minded hip-hop about thieving MCs.
Available on: 3 Feet High and Rising (Tommy Boy)

330. Can't Deny It
Fabolous [2001]
East Coast hip-hop at its breeziest, boastiest and blingiest.
Available on: Ghetto Fabolous (Elektra)

331. Waiting for the Sun
The Jayhawks [1992]
Twin Cities alt-country vets hit the road for dark, chugging travelin' song.
Available on: Hollywood Town Hall (American)

332. I Wonder If I Take You Home
Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam [1985]
Sing-songy B-girl funk even the Black Eyed Peas can't ruin.
Available on: Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam with Full Force (Columbia)

333. Cannonball
The Breeders [1993]
Noodly, careening noise pop from an ex-Pixie and her twin sister.
Available on: Last Splash (4AD/Elektra)

334. Teen Age Riot
Sonic Youth [1988]
NYC noiseniks go pop (kinda) over seven minutes of heaven.
Available on: Daydream Nation (Geffen)

335. Everybody, Everybody
Black Box [1990]
Criminally buoyant Eurodisco, proven to help drunk wedding guests get down.
Available on: Dreamland (RCA)

336. Time After Time
Cyndi Lauper [1983]
Tear-streaked snapshot of long-gone love. Utterly beautiful.
Available on: She's So Unusual (Portrait)

337. Killing Me Softly
Fugees [1996]
Brooklyn-via-Haiti roots-rap trio peaked with this Roberta Flack update.
Available on: The Score (Ruffhouse)

338. Outfit
Drive-By Truckers [2003]
Alabama gunslingers teach a Southern boy how to be a Southern man.
Available on: Decoration Day (New West)

339. Ain't Nothin' Goin' on but the Rent
Gwen Guthrie [1986]
"No romance without finance!" says this proudly golddigging R&B jam.
Available on: Ultimate Collection (Polydor)

340. Song 2
Blur [1997]
A thunderous grunge send-up that ended up a grunge staple. Woo-hoo!

Available on: Blur (Food/Virgin)

341. What Have You Done For Me Lately
Janet Jackson [1986]
Jam-and-Lewis sassfest from when she kept her boobs to herself.
Available on: Control (A&M)

342. Seether
Veruca Salt [1994]
Men call it PMS. Women call it rage. These grunge-popsters call it seether.

Available on: American Thighs (Geffen)

343. Passionate Kisses
Lucinda Williams [1998]
Alt-county goddess tells us what a girl really wants.
Available on: Lucinda Williams (Koch)

344. Freaks Come out at Night
Whodini [1984]
Vintage electro-rap about blowing off curfew.
Available on: Escape (Jive)

345. Still Tippin'
Mike Jones [2005]
The ideal song for sipping sizzurp and driving slower than grandma.

Available on: Who Is Mike Jones? (Swishahouse)

346. Block Rockin' Beats
Chemical Brothers [1997]
The nerve-jangling techsplosion that introduced the Bros to the States.
Available on: Dig Your Own Hole (Astralwerks)

347. Girls
Beastie Boys [1986]
3 SWMs seek ladies to chill at White Castle with. New Wave hairdos a must.
Available on: Licensed to Ill (Def Jam)

348. Independent Women Part 1
Destiny's Child [2000]
Mastercard-carrying R&B roar for all Beyoncés and Lucy Lius.
Available on: Survivor (Columbia)

349. Roxanne Roxanne
U.T.F.O. [1984]
Early rap geeks playfully get no play.
Available on: U.T.F.O. (Select/ Ada)

350. Stacy's Mom
Fountains of Wayne [2003]
Glossy guitar pop as flawless as the titular MILF.
Available on: Welcome Interstate Managers (S-Curve/Virgin)

9/25/2005 8:04:40 PM

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351. Buffalo Gals
Malcolm McLaren [1983]
Electro-tinged, Appalachian-tinged hip-hop that helped inspire Eminem's "Without Me."
Available on: Duck Rock (Island)

352. Heart Shaped Box
Nirvana [1993]
Blistering riffs, lyrics about cancer-eating and other all-around cheer.
Available on: In Utero (DGC)

353. Games Without Frontiers
Peter Gabriel [1980]
The former Genesis frontman bemoans war in a brooding synthscape.
Available on: Peter Gabriel [3] (Geffen)

354. California Stars
Billy Bragg and Wilco [1998]
Cool, breezy folk-rock, perfect for the back porch swing.
Available on: Mermaid Avenue (Elektra)

355. Save It for Later
English Beat [1982]
Jangly, multiracial Britpop, sprinkled with sly fellatio jokes.
Available on: Special Beat Service (Sire)

356. Atomic Dog
George Clinton [1982]
Mr. Funkadelic goes solo with a hook Snoop Dogg owes his entire career to.
Available on: Computer Games (Capitol)

357. Never Too Much
Luther Vandross [1981]
Late crooner went from backup singer to star with this candlelight smoochfest.
Available on: Never Too Much (Epic)

358. Wall of Death
Richard and Linda Thompson [1982]
Joyful tribute to centrifugal force from legendary folk-rock beardie.
Available on: Shoot Out the Lights (Hannibal)

359. I Wish
Skee-Lo [1995]
A joyous celebration of all things unplaya.
Available on: I Wish (Scotti Bros)

360. Help You Ann
Lyres [1984]
Scorching garage rock about swearing (however disingenuously) to be a better man.
Available on: On Fyre (Matador)

361. Show Me Love
Robyn [1997]
Swedish teen-pop starlet gets her Spears on.
Available on: Robyn Is Here (RCA)

362. Fix Up, Look Sharp
Dizzee Rascal [2003]
The skull-rattling beat that made guttersnipe Dylan Mills grime's poster boy.

Available on: Boy in da Corner (XL)

363. Tainted Love
Soft Cell [1981]
A '60s soul breakup ballad, reborn as eerie synth pop.

Available on: Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret (Mercury)
364. Buddy Holly
Weezer [1994]
All my honkeys, proudly geeky, throw your hands up at me!
Available on: Weezer (Blue Album) (Geffen)

365. Rock Box
Run-D.M.C. [1984]
A raucous party where cock-rockers and b-boys are both invited.
Available on: Run-D.M.C. (Arista)

366. I Touch Myself
Divinyls [1991]
Because who said songs about female masturbation had to be subtle?
Available on: Divinyls (Virgin)

367. Paranoid Android
Radiohead [1997]
Six minutes of sublime, incomprehensible bile.
Available on: OK Computer (Capitol)

368. Seven Year Ache
Rosanne Cash [1981]
Johnny's daughter floats through a slow-burning country hit.
Available on: Seven Year Ache (Columbia)

369. Teenage Dirtbag
Wheatus [2000]
Power-pop supergeek anthem proves nerdy guys (sometimes) finish first.
Available on: Wheatus (Columbia)

370. Voices Carry
'Til Tuesday [1985]
In her New Wave heyday, Aimee Mann laments a dickhead boyfriend.
Available on: Voices Carry (Epic)

371. Roam
B-52's [1989]
Georgia co-eds make love sound like a really cool Toyota commercial.
Available on: Cosmic Thing (Reprise)

372. Party Up
DMX [1999]
Grade-A pop thuggery, boasting one of rap's great opening lines.
Available on:…And Then There Was X (Def Jam)

373. Jump
Kris Kross [1992]
Irresistible jungle-gym rap that's so not wiggita-wiggita-wiggita wack.
Available on: Totally Krossed Out (Ruffhouse)

374. Rosa Parks
Outkast [1998]
Big Boi and Andre start their brilliant ascent into rap-bending madness.
Available on: Aquemini (Laface)

375. Purple Rain
Prince [1984]
No gender play, no horndog humpery, just sweepingly regretful gospel-rock.
Available on: Purple Rain (Warner Bros)

376. Portions for Foxes
Rilo Kiley [2004]
In which singer Jenny Lewis becomes indie-rock's sexiest femme fatale.
Available on: More Adventurous (Brute/Beaute)

377. Black Hole Sun
Soundgarden [1994]
The Seattle grunge faves' sweeping, grotesque masterpiece.
Available on: Superunknown (A&M)

378. Devil's Right Hand
Steve Earle [1988]
An upbeat anti-gun country anthem even Charlton Heston couldn't deny.
Available on: Copperhead Road (UNI)

379. Hero Takes a Fall
The Bangles [1984]
Sunny harmonies and scuzzy riffs from chart-topping L.A. babes.
Available on: All Over the Place (Columbia)

380.Rebellion (Lies)
The Arcade Fire [2004]
Ragtag Montreal kids fight for their right to stay up past bedtime.

Available on: Funeral (Merge)

381. Portland, Oregon
Loretta Lynn featuring Jack White [2004]
Ms. Loretta makes eyes at Mr. White across the bar. Creepily sexy.
Available on: Van Lear Rose (Interscope)

382. Let's Get Serious
Jermaine Jackson [1980]
A Stevie Wonder song so great, even Andrew Jackson could've made it a hit.
Available on: Greatest Hits and Rare Classics (Motown)

383. Torn
Natalie Imbruglia [1998]
The Aussie soap beauty takes a break from TV and belts out a torrid breakup tale.
Available on: Left of the Middle (RCA)

384. Straight Outta Compton
N.W.A [1988]
Five Cali thugs do a drive-by on East Coast hip-hop.
Available on: Straight Outta Compton (Ruthless)

385. Message of Love
Pretenders [1981]
Chrissie Hynde whips up a hard-earned paean to the big L.
Available on: Pretenders II (Sire/ London/ Rhino)

386. Total Eclipse of the Heart
Bonnie Tyler [1983]
She needs you now tonight/She freakin' needs you more than ever!
Available on: Faster Than the Speed of Night (Columbia)

387. Are You That Somebody
Aaliyah [199]
Over a tiptoeing Timbaland beat, late R&B princess goes creeping.
Available on: I Care 4 U (Atlantic)

388. When I Come Around
Green Day [1994]
Proof punks can be sad without getting all whiny about it.
Available on: Dookie (Reprise)

389. Shake Ya Ass
Mystikal [2000]
N'awlins hip-hop's James Brown pairs with the Neptunes for some gluteus love.
Available on: Let's Get Ready (Jive)

390. Never Say Never
Romeo Void [1982]
Sax skronk + supercool, pudgy singer = new wave ridonculousness!
Available on: Benefactor (415)

391. Underneath Your Clothes
Shakira [2001]
Official love song of the American Association of X-Ray Technicians.
Available on: Laundry Service (Epic)

392. Interstate Love Song
Stone Temple Pilots [1994]
Beautiful slide guitar howls and lyrics about love and love for heroin.
Available on: Purple (Atlantic)

393. Whip It
Devo [1980]
Flower-potted fun from the Ohio weirdos who brought misanthropy to MTV.

Available on: Freedom of Choice (Warner Bros.)

394. Celebrated Summer
Hüsker Dü [1985]
Earthshaking Minneapolis indie-punks rage against the school bell.
Available on: New Day Rising (SST)

395. Doin It
LL Cool J [1995]
In which LL sings the praises of vigorous exercise and "kitty cats."
Available on: Mr. Smith (Def Jam)

396. Touch Me I'm Sick
Mudhoney [1988]
Guitar noise and exquisite self-loathing from Seattle grunge innovators.
Available on: Superfuzz Bigmuff Plus Early Singles (Sub Pop)

397. Summer Babe (Winter Version)
Pavement [1992]
Ramshackle and abstract, it's the ultimate slacker crush jam.
Available on: Slanted and Enchanted (Matador)

398. Harvest Moon
Neil Young [1992]
Some slow-stirred sweetness about love aging gracefully.
Available on: Harvest Moon (Reprise)

399. C'mon C'mon
Von Bondies [2004]
This breakup howl proves there's more to these guys than Jack White's fists.
Available on: Pawn Shoppe Heart (Warner Bros)

400. I Wanna Go Back
Eddie Money [1986]
Rocking the world, one dentist's-office waiting room at a time.
Available on: Can't Hold Back (Columbia)

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401. Ray of Light
Madonna [1998]
The material girl gets spiritual, and her temple is a rave party.
Available on: Ray of Light (Maverick)

402. South Bronx
Boogie Down Productions [1987]
A hip-hop history lesson that sparked one of rap's first beefs.
Available on: Criminal Minded (Sugar Hill)

403. Back in Black
AC/DC [1980]
Strippers and big-league sluggers agree: the world's greatest riff!
Available on: Back in Black (Epic)

404. Bad Boys
Inner Circle [1987]
Sticking it to felonious rednecks since 1989.
Available on: One Way (RAS)

405. Stupid Girl
Garbage [1995]
Shirley Manson fumes while Butch Vig makes the guitars go whoosh.
Available on: Garbage (Almo Sounds)

406. Last Night a DJ Saved My Life
Indeep [1982]
Chill disco funk about the restorative powers of a crowded dance floor.
Available on: The Disco Box (Sound of New York)

407. Freak Scene
Dinosaur Jr. [1988]
Squally, poignant guitar pop from Massachusetts misfits.
Available on: Bug (SST)

408. Tom Sawyer
Rush [1981]
A rousing salute to independent spirits and drum fills longer than most songs.
Available on: Moving Pictures (Mercury)

409. Rebel Without a Pause
Public Enemy [1988]
Rap gets radical, thanks to booming orator Chuck D and a squealing beat.
Available on: It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back (Def Jam)

410. Rough Boys
Pete Townshend [1980]
The Who genius extols sex and violence.
Available on: Empty Glass (Atlantic / Wea)

411. Ride
The Vines [2004]
Roaring garage rawk from an insufferable, autistic Aussie.
Available on: Winning Days (Capitol)

412. If I Was Your Girlfriend
Prince [1987]
Or, How to be a better lover through androgyny.
Available on: Sign O the Times (Paisley Park)

413. Fallin'
Alicia Keys [2001]
Jacks an old JB loop for a somber, heart-shredding ode to indecision.
Available on: Songs in A Minor (J)

414. Flagpole Sitta
Harvey Danger [1997]
Radio-friendly schizophrenia from Seattle one-hit wonders.
Available on: Where Have All the Merrymakers Gone? (Never)

415. Waterfalls
TLC [1994]
An uptempo R&B morality tale teaches us: Practice safe sex and be nice to mama.
Available on: Crazysexycool (LaFace)

416. Chop Suey
System of a Down [2001]
Operatic howls and haunted lyrics from nü-metal's smartest Armenians.
Available on: Toxicity (American)

417. Situation
Yaz [1982]
Like "Hit the Road Jack," but with synths and eyeliner.
Available on: Upstairs at Eric's (Sire)

418. Rumors
Timex Social Club [1986]
R&B popsters chuckle about the he-said, she-said.
Available on: Vicious Rumors

419. I'm on Fire
Bruce Springsteen [1984]
The Boss gets all R. Kelly, whispering come-ons to his "little girl."
Available on: Born in the U.S.A. (Columbia)

420. Southern Hospitality
Ludacris [2000]
Over a dive-bombing Neptunes beat, Luda shows off some regional pride.
Available on: Back for the First Time (Def Jam)

421. Let Me Go
Heaven 17 [1983]
Chilly, vaguely menacing New Wave with wobbly synths and wobblier sexuality.
Available on: The Luxury Gap (Arista)

422. Sex Style
Kool Keith [1996]
Rap's weirdest genius invents "porno core," extols…urine?
Available on: Sex Style (Funky Ass Records)

423. Last Goodbye
Jeff Buckley [1994]
Radiant, eerily prescient farewell from a died-too-young folk scion.

Available on: Grace (Columbia)

424. We're Desperate
X [1981]
L.A. punks' scraggly debut single about squatting and squalor.
Available on: Wild Gift (Slash)

425. I Just Wanna Love U (Give It to Me)
Jay-Z [2000]
Jigga and Pharrell hold forth on cash and cocksmithery.
Available on: The Dynasty Roc La Familia (Roc-A-Fella)

426. Where It's At
Beck [1996]
L.A. hipster funk starring two turntables and a microphone.
Available on: Odelay (DGC)

427. That's the Way Love Goes
Janet Jackson [1993]
Pop's little sister grows up with a hypnotic, sticky-hot seduction joint.
Available on: Janet (Virgin)

428. Bad Reputation
Freedy Johnston [1994]
Near-perfect melodic gem from a NYC nice guy (no matter what the title says).
Available on: This Perfect World (Elektra)

429. Cry Me a River
Justin Timberlake [2002]
JT and Timbaland stick it to Britney with an operatic kiss-off.

Available on: Justified (Jive)

430. Closing Time
Semisonic [1998]
Minneapolis alt-popsters offer up hummable barstool philosophy.
Available on: Feeling Strangely Fine (MCA)

431. There Is a Light That Never Goes Out
The Smiths [1986]
Morrissey has a wild night out, mopes about it.
Available on: The Queen is Dead (Reprise /Wea)

432. There She Goes
The La's [1991]
A lovey-dovey Britpop ode…to shootin' up horse!
Available on: The La's (London)

433. Cornflake Girl
Tori Amos [1994]
New Age soul poet shouts out the Kellogg's roster.
Available on: Under the Pink (Atlantic /Wea)

434. Walking on Thin Ice
Yoko Ono [1980]
Mrs. Lennon drops performance art shrieks for this DJ fave.
Available on: Walking on Thin Ice (Rykodisc)

435. Murder She Wrote
Chaka Demus & Pliers [1993]
Rough-hewn reggae about that two-timing harlot Angela Lansbury.
Available on: All She Wrote (Mango)

436. Grindin'
Clipse [1992]
Neptunes protégés rhyme about 'caine over a beat like a tank factory.
Available on: Lord Willin' (Star Trak/Arista)

437. Running up That Hill
Kate Bush [1986]
Morose synths, laconic wails and an irresistible dance pulse.

Available on: The Whole Story (EMI)

438. Pretend We're Dead
L7 [1992]
Seattle's premier riot grrrls unleash a clattering battle cry.
Available on: Bricks Are Heavy (Slash/Reprise)

439. Feel So Good
Ma$e [1997]
Pop-rap perfection from this Diddy-boosted Harlemite.
Available on: Harlem World (Bad Boy)

440. You Get What You Give
New Radicals [1998]
Feel-good mall rock from a celebrity-dissing studio whiz.
Available on: Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too (MCA)

441. Don't You (Forget About Me)
Simple Minds [1985]
From Scotland, one helluva prom song.
Available on: The Breakfast Club (OST) (A&M)

442. Square Biz
Teena Marie [198]
Rick James–endorsed disco diva belts her way through a slap-bass funk orgy.
Available on: It Must Be Magic (Motown)

443. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
U2 [1987]
Heart-wrenching, majestic rock for anyone who's ever misplaced his remote.
Available on: The Joshua Tree (Island)

444. Tell Me Why
Wynonna Judd [1993]
Sorry, Wynonna, he's just not that into you.
Available on: Tell Me Why

445. Rebel Girl
Bikini Kill [1992]
From snarky Riot Grrrl heroes, a bristling jam about sexual fempowerment.
Available on: Pussy Whipped (Kill Rock Stars)

446. Just an Illusion
Imagination [1982]
Gauzy disco-soul, courtesy of three Brits who dressed like gay centurions.
Available on: In the Heat of the Night (MCA)

447. Do You Realize??
Flaming Lips [2002]
Oklahoma weirdos get majestic. What floating in space must feel like.

Available on: Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (Warner Bros)

448. Player's Anthem
Junior MAFIA [1995]
A Biggie song in all but name, about grabbing genitals in the name of rap.

Available on: Conspiracy (Undeas/Big Beat)

449. People Are Still Having Sex
LaTour [1991]
The defiantly un-sexy hit from a Chicago acid-house DJ.
Available on: LaTour (Smash)

450. Smooth
Santana featuring Rob Thomas [1999]
A sublimely cheesy cha-cha, still good eleventy billion listens later.
Available on: Metamorphosis (Arista)

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451. Country Grammar (Hot Shit)
Nelly [2000]
Cornell Haynes' killer debut single and one killer jumprope chant.
Available on: Country Grammar (Universal)

452. All the Things She Said
t.A.T.u. [200]
Like when Marisa kissed Alex—only in Russian!
Available on: 200 km/h in the Wrong Lane (Interscope)

453. Don't Wanna Know Why
Whiskeytown [2001]
From Ryan Adams, pretty alt-rock about being a heartless bastard.
Available on: Pneumonia (Lost Highway)

454. Untitled (How Does It Feel)
D'Angelo [2000]
Mercury-busting slow jam from the fittest abs in R&B.
Available on: Voodoo (Virgin)

455. Lover I Don't Have to Love
Bright Eyes [2002]
Conor Oberst's spookily symphonic tale of a hook-up gone bad.
Available on: Lifted, or The Story Is In the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground (Saddle Creek)

456. Too Drunk to Fuck
The Dead Kennedys [1981]
Gleeful gross-out from Hyannis Port's least favorite Frisco punks.
Available on: Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death (Alternative Tentacles)

457. Right Here
Go-Betweens [1987]
Aussie pop so lovely even "you're 32 but you look 55" sounds romantic.
Available on: Tallulah (Beggars Banquet)

458. Come Out and Play
Offspring [1994]
One of pop-punk's most nagging riffs coupled with one wussy anti-gun theme.
Available on: Smash (Epitaph)

459. Don't Know Why
Norah Jones [2002]
Care for some delicately forlorn crooning with your mimosa?
Available on: Come Away With Me (Blue Note)

460. P.S.K. What Does it Mean?
Schooly D [1986]
Proto-gangsta missive featuring one thumpalicious beat.
Available on: Schoolly D (Jive)

461. Hail Mary
Makaveli (aka 2Pac) [1996]
An ominous church-bell beat and murderous threats from beyond the grave
Available on: The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory (Death Row)

462. Judy and the Dream of Horses
Belle and Sebastian [1996]
Scottish popsters' brassy, strummy ode to a bookish lass.
Available on: If You're Feeling Sinister (Matador)

463. Hate It or Love It
The Game [2005]
A beat from Kanye, a hook from 50—how could he go wrong?
Available on: The Documentary (G-Unit/Aftermath/Interscope)

464. Trapped in the Closet
R. Kelly [2005]
Five times the intrigue! Five times the sex! Five times the gay clergy!
Available on: TP.3 Reloaded (Jive)

465. Let the Music Play
Shannon [1984]
About drowning your sorrow in hot electro beats (and coke, probably).
Available on: Let the Music Play (Mirage)

466. Baby Got Back
Sir Mix-a-Lot [1992]
Seattle's favorite portly pimp puts the ass in bass.

Available on: Mack Daddy (C2)

467. Brick
Ben Folds Five [1996]
Haunting piano ballad about abortion and (all) its victims.
Available on: Whatever and Ever Amen (550/Epic)

468. Papa Don't Preach
Madonna [1986]
Like Roe v. Wade—but with a killer dance beat!
Available on: True Blue (Sire)

469. Radiation Vibe
Fountains of Wayne [1996]
Thermonuclearly sunny singalong from NYC hookmeisters' early days.
Available on: Fountains of Wayne (Tag/Atlantic)

470. They Reminisce Over You (T.R.O.Y.)
Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth [1992]
Gorgeously meditative hip-hop from grieving beat-nuts.
Available on: Mecca and the Soul Brother (Elektra/Asylum)

471. Hunger Strike
Temple of the Dog [1990]
Chris Cornell and Eddie Vedder wail beautifully at the moneyed classes.
Available on: Temple of the Dog (A&M)

472. Small Stakes
Spoon [2002]
Austin indie-rock lifers deliver a tart slap to…other indie lifers.
Available on: Kill the Moonlight (Merge Records)

473. Autumn Sweater
Yo La Tengo [1997]
From New Jersey, organ-driven indie pop about social anxiety and romance.
Available on: I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One (Matador)

474. Gigantic
Pixies [1988]
The ultimate wedding song for people who hate wedding songs.
Available on: Surfer Rosa (4AD/ Elektra)

475. I Alone
Live [1994]
Great, blustery, epistemological grunge from a truly horrible band.
Available on: Throwing Copper (Radioactive)

476. Strictly Business
EPMD [1988]
Funky Long Island mushmouths sample Bob Marley, say no to drugs.
Available on: Strictly Business (Priority)

477. C.R.E.A.M.
Wu-Tang Clan [1993]
A song where crack dealing isn't a badge of cred—it's a cross to bear.
Available on: Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) (Loud)

478. Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See
Busta Rhymes [1997]
Grammatically inventive bounce from Brooklyn Wildman.
Available on: When Disaster Strikes (Elektra)

479. Santa Monica
Everclear [1995]
Terrific SoCal bubblegrunge they never came close to matching.
Available on: Sparkle and Fade (Capitol)

480. Guilty Conscience
Eminem [1999]
Em's the devil, Dre's the angel—guess who wins?
Available on: The Slim Shady LP (Aftermath/Interscope)

481. Lake of Fire
Meat Puppets [1983]
Kurt Cobain–approved Minnesotans serve up warped limericks about hell.
Available on: Meat Puppets II (SST)

482. Man on the Moon
R.E.M. [1992]
A twangy, beguiling tribute to comedian/prankster Andy Kaufman.
Available on: Automatic for the People (Warner Bros)

483. Passing Me By
Pharcyde [1992]
Bay Area alt-rap standard about pimping exactly zero girls.

Available on: Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde (Delicious)

484. I Wanna Be Adored
Stone Roses [1989]
Spacious Britpop gem about the devil and low self-esteem.
Available on: The Stone Roses (Silvertone)

485. We Are All on Drugs
Weezer [2005]
A chiding Rivers Cuomo inadvertently writes the Being Bobby Brown theme.
Available on: Make Believe (Geffen)

486. Can't Stand It
Wilco [1999]
Americana deconstructionists make deep despair sound like a stroll in the park.
Available on: Summerteeth (Reprise)

487. Regulate
Warren G [1994]
Dr. Dre's cuz and Nate Dogg make gangbanging go down smooove.
Available on: Regulate…G Funk Era (Def Jam)

488. Murderer
Buju Banton [1995]
Rootsy Jamaican giant loses a friend, finds God and soothes an entire country.
Available on: 'Til Shiloh (Loos Cannon)

489. Da' Butt
E.U. [1988]
Slinky D.C. go-go recalls the badonkadonk-ing good ol' days.
Available on: School Daze soundtrack (EMI)

490. History Lesson Part 2
Minutemen [1984]
On the eve of disbanding, SoCal punks get misty-eyed about a hugely tiny career.
Available on: Double Nickels on the Dime (SST)

491. Common People
Pulp [1995]
An infectious tale of slumming rich girls, from these Britpop smarties.
Available on: Different Class (Island)

492. Here Comes the Hotstepper
Ini Kamoze [1995]
Jamaica's lyrical gangster toasts himself over a bassline like a bucking horse.
Available on: Here Comes the Hotstepper (Columbia)

493. Born Slippy (Nuxx)
Underworld [1996]
Techno trio evokes a thumping house party and remorseful morning after.
Available on: Trainspotting (OST) (Capitol)

494. I'll Be You
Replacements [1989]
The Minnesota garage-punks' lone Top 200 hit, about "a rebel without a clue."
Available on: Don't Tell a Soul (Sire)

495. Don't Speak
No Doubt [1995]
Gwennie leaps from ska-punk brat to pop ballad princess.
Available on: Tragic Kingdom (Interscope)

496. 1979
The Smashing Pumpkins [1995]
Soaring suburban nostalgia for jaded Gen-X'ers.
Available on: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness (Virgin)

497. I Believe in a Thing Called Love
The Darkness [2001]
Amp-exploding rawk from a Queen fan whose catsuit is a size too small.
Available on: Permission to Land (Atlantic)

498. Somebody's Baby
Jackson Browne [1982]
Hella-smooth El Lay pop, and one of cinema's greatest musical moments.
Available on: Fast Times at Ridgemont High soundtrack (Elektra)

499. I Don't Want to Miss a Thing
Aerosmith [1998]
An epic love ballad to destroy giant asteroids to.
Available on: Armageddon soundtrack (Sony)

500. Yellow
Coldplay [1999]
Hey, Chris Martin: Bono called—he wants his awesomeness back!
Available on: Parachutes (Capitol)

9/25/2005 8:06:06 PM

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Blender is the worst magazine to look to for music...their shit on VH1 about the worst songs of all time had some of the greatest 80's rock songs on it. But what do you expect when a limey makes the picks while working for a mag that is controlled by the same forces behind Maxim and Stuff. Nothing against those mags, but they did give the movie Stealth 5 stars for the total crapfest it was.

9/25/2005 8:09:12 PM

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Even forgiving the fact that it's all subjective, how the fuck can you include Britney Spears and Backstreet Boys in the top 20? I'm not a music snob by any stretch of the imagination, but damn. It's like they randomly selected top 10 hits over the last 25 years.

9/25/2005 8:24:47 PM

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no beatles songs in the top 20 but backstreet boys, britney spears, 50 cent, and eminem are

9/25/2005 8:41:43 PM

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wow thats a good top 20

ha

9/25/2005 8:43:39 PM

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I'd use Blender to wipe my ass when I shat if I could count on it to not clog my toilet.

9/25/2005 8:44:09 PM

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"no beatles songs "


it's between 1980 and now

9/25/2005 8:45:37 PM

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"They rated the "500 Greatest Songs Since You Were Born" (1980-2005). "

9/25/2005 8:46:28 PM

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that's what i said

9/25/2005 8:48:23 PM

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your post wasn't at the bottom of the page I had open, and if he didn't read it on the first line of the thread, what makes you think he's going to read either of our posts anyways?

9/25/2005 8:52:19 PM

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oops, i didnt read what the poster wrote, i just read the thread title and list

9/25/2005 8:55:09 PM

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delete this thread

9/25/2005 8:59:26 PM

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it makes my head hurt

9/25/2005 9:01:50 PM

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"I'd use Blender to wipe my ass when I shat if I could count on it to not clog my toilet.

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9/25/2005 9:13:48 PM

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This list is a travesty.

9/25/2005 9:18:18 PM

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"Blender is the worst magazine to look to for music."


Somebody to plz post link to complete 500 ... want to read something so bad it's funny

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9/25/2005 11:17:20 PM

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Song lists like this are dumb no matter what. No one is ever satisfied.

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"278. I Want You
Elvis Costello [1986]
Britpunk poet seethes his way through a deliciously nasty love letter.
Available on: Blood and Chocolate (Rykodisc)"


1 !!!!!

9/25/2005 11:25:16 PM

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i'm sorry i'm sorry
but am i the only person who thinks that among that list
one song is only there because it was on the donnie darko soundtrack

9/25/2005 11:45:35 PM

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Okay.

Even if you're going to make a list

of pop songs and pop hop and pop rocks

HOW THE FUCK

are you going to put BACKSTREET BOYS

instead of N*SYNC?

9/26/2005 12:39:00 AM

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this list typifies what's wrong with music today

9/26/2005 12:40:29 AM

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^^ :lol:

9/26/2005 7:56:40 AM

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""no beatles songs ""



Quote :
"it's between 1980 and now"


If we're totally accurate the Beatles did release "Free as a Bird" with Anthology Vol. 1 (forget the year but mid-nineties). I guess it depends on whether since means when it was written or when it was released.

And even with a dead guy singing...its still better than any Yoko Ono song.

9/26/2005 10:43:20 AM

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I remember blender giving coldplay's a rush of blood to the head, 2 two stars when it came out, and then at the end of the year, after everyone shat their pants over it, they had it as their top album of the year. they're idiots.

9/26/2005 11:00:28 AM

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"345. Still Tippin'
Mike Jones [2005]
The ideal song for sipping sizzurp and driving slower than grandma. "


give me a break. this beat "straight out of compton"

9/26/2005 11:01:07 AM

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"9. Britney Spears"

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"459. Norah Jones"


ok om, i dont exactly agree with this list...

9/26/2005 11:11:19 AM

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"495. Don't Speak
No Doubt [1995]
Gwennie leaps from ska-punk brat to pop ballad princess.
Available on: Tragic Kingdom (Interscope)

496. 1979
The Smashing Pumpkins [1995]
Soaring suburban nostalgia for jaded Gen-X'ers.
Available on: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness (Virgin)
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Quote :
"#9 - BRITNEY SPEARS, ...Baby One More Time
#10 - 50 CENT, In Da Club
#17 - BACKSTREET BOYS, I Want It That Way"


9/26/2005 11:22:45 AM

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yeah, what a bunch of fucks

9/26/2005 12:12:46 PM

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So...

In Da Club

beat out

Big Pimpin'

by 244 songs

mmm hmm....

9/26/2005 12:16:17 PM

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^apples and apples

9/26/2005 12:47:12 PM

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"i'm sorry i'm sorry
but am i the only person who thinks that among that list
one song is only there because it was on the donnie darko soundtrack"

9/26/2005 12:55:24 PM

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9/26/2005 12:59:39 PM

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ok, so i'm a big outkast fan, but no way in hell is Bombs Over Baghdad even in the top 250. Same with Hey Ya. As great as they are, having two of their songs in the top 20 is still almost as big a slap in the face to the music industry as Britney Spears and 50 Cent being in the top 10.

9/26/2005 1:57:56 PM

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Alright, I'm not sure if I'll get around to putting up the entire rest of the list since the thread has slowed down considerably, but here's #21-50. Oh, and they put the song Milkshake on the list at #126. Unfortunately, that means that this list officially has ZERO credibility.

21. Public Enemy - Fight the Power
22. Def Leppard - Pour Some SUgar On Me
23. Run DMC - It's Like That
24. Prince - I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man
25. Dr. Dre - Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang
26. Notorious B.I.G. - Hypnotize
27. Biz Markie - Just a Friend
28. Gary Numan - Cars
29. Missy Elliott - Get Ur Freak On
30. Jay-Z - 99 Problems
31. Method Man featuring Mary J. Blige - I'll Be There For You/You're All I Need to Get By (Puff Daddy Remix)
32. Bon Jovi - Livin' On a Prayer
33. Blackstreet - No Diggity
34. B-Rock and the Bizz - Mybabydaddy
35. Talking Heads - Crosseyed and Painless
36. Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock - It Takes Two
37. Destiny's Child - Bootylicious
38. Joan Jett - I Love Rock and Roll
39. Geto Boys - Mind Playing Tricks on Me
40. Salt 'N Pepa - Push It
41. Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight
42. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Got Your Money
43. Johnny Cash - Hurt
44. Grandmaster Flash and Melle Mel - White Lines (Don't Don't Do It)
45. Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing
46. N.W.A - Fuck That Police
47. Foreigner - I Want to Know What Love Is
48. Pixies - Monkey Gone to Heaven
49. Eminem - Lose Yourself
50. Duran Duran - Hungry Like the Wolf

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9/29/2005 1:24:31 PM

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wait
how is hypnotize #19 and #26

please tell me they fucked up that bad

9/29/2005 1:26:44 PM

TreeTwista10
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Bootylicsious is ahead of Mind Playin Tricks...om yeah

9/29/2005 1:33:46 PM

Stein
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Thriller > Billie Jean

Billie Jean can be #2

9/29/2005 1:49:25 PM

CharlieEFH
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Quote :
"Unfortunately, that means that this list officially has ZERO credibility."


it's Blender....


but this is a good pick

Quote :
"33. Blackstreet - No Diggity"


[Edited on September 29, 2005 at 1:52 PM. Reason : sfhg]

9/29/2005 1:51:44 PM

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britney spears? lol

9/29/2005 10:59:26 PM

Woodfoot
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FOLKS
HOW IS HYPNOTIZE ON THE LIST TWICE

ITS A FINE SONG, SORTA, BUT DEF NOT WORTH TWO SLOTS

9/29/2005 11:03:43 PM

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HI MY NAME IS PUFFY

I AM COOL CAUSE I CAN DRIVE THIS BENTLEY IN REVERSE REALLY FAST

9/30/2005 10:55:07 AM

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