http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/
CAUTION: SOME OF THESE ARE SPOILER PICS















http://www.clerks2.com/





i am SO god damn psyched



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10/25/2005 11:37:24 AM

hahahha its been over 10 years since the first one, how old are those fucking guys now

10/25/2005 11:43:44 AM

10 years older

10/25/2005 11:46:39 AM

that's the point that's why their working at mooby's is going to make for one hell of a flick. it takes place in the present, that much longer after the original film.

10/25/2005 11:46:44 AM

I'm surprised Rosario Dawson (sp?) is in this film. Thats awesome. Can't wait to see this.

10/25/2005 12:03:19 PM

hahaha i didnt even notice they worked at moobys

hilarious.

randall is my fucking hero, first time i saw that movie i worked at the video store

10/25/2005 12:06:38 PM

dawson is the female lead

10/25/2005 12:06:56 PM

Whoa they look so weird in color. I don't know why.

10/25/2005 12:48:14 PM

man, they got fat

10/25/2005 1:41:51 PM

dante looks evil now... like some latenight satanic future seer

10/25/2005 1:43:32 PM

Men Alone 2: The KY connection

10/25/2005 1:53:41 PM

1. The Mooby's slogan is "I'm eating it."
2. It looks like Willam #2 had a kid that looks like Willam #1.

AWESOME.

BTW, there's another pic that wasn't posted, and contains what MIGHT be a spoiler.

Here it is:


































Let's not forget that there are no less than three guys in the Askewniverse named Hicks that look exactly alike, and it's never been shown that they're not related.

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10/25/2005 1:56:57 PM

They're all supposedly cousins.

10/25/2005 2:20:34 PM

i hope it's better than Jersey Girl.

10/25/2005 2:26:56 PM

I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE

10/25/2005 2:57:49 PM

TODAY

10/25/2005 3:09:39 PM

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"It looks like Willam #2 had a kid that looks like Willam #1."

yeah, he plays jason lee (earl)'s brother on my name is earl. he's WAY slimmer now.

that other photo that was posted is interesting; I'm willing to bet that's NOT his wife. we'll see

10/25/2005 3:25:12 PM

I want one of those Mooby's shirts

10/25/2005 3:26:42 PM

This movie isn't coming out for awhile, it is a bit too soon to actually be pysched about it.

10/25/2005 3:32:57 PM

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"yeah, he plays jason lee (earl)'s brother on my name is earl. he's WAY slimmer now."

No no no. I mean that Willam Black in Mallrats (still-pretty-fat Ethan Suplee) had a kid that looks like Willam Black the next day in Clerks (skinny-with-beard Scott Mosier).

10/25/2005 3:37:13 PM

i forgot, was mallrats the day before clerks?

is that what youre saying

ASS WORSHIPPING RIM JOBBERS

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10/25/2005 3:55:03 PM

Yes.

Sort of.

10/25/2005 4:07:53 PM

omfg color blows my mind

10/25/2005 4:10:45 PM

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"Whoa they look so weird in color. I don't know why. "

10/25/2005 4:35:51 PM

Quote :

"Clerks was drawn by a live studio audience."

10/25/2005 5:12:41 PM

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"i forgot, was mallrats the day before clerks?"

no no no no, now wait

in clerks, julie dwyer dies and they go to her funeral and knock over the casket

in mallrats, brandie has to do the game show because julie is dead and can't do it

i know, i know too much about these movies. sorry.

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10/25/2005 6:59:52 PM

Mallrats is the day BEFORE Clerks.

Julie Dwyer is supposed to be on "Truth or Date" on Friday night.

However, Julie died in the YMCA pool on Thursday night, forcing Brandi to take her place.

Dante and Randal go to the wake on Saturday (Dante's not supposed to be there, he was going to play hockey with his friends, etc.). Since Julie died in the middle of Thursday night, having the wake on Friday would really be pushing the timeline.

10/25/2005 7:39:47 PM

The new Mallrats doesn't even mention Julie Dwyer

10/25/2005 8:52:26 PM

yeah those guys definitely got fatter

10/25/2005 8:55:02 PM

shit, he's so right

i'm actually glad. that means i'm not as obsessed as I once was.

I'M FREE!

10/25/2005 8:55:32 PM

affleck


yes, it's a giant cock


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http://clerks2.com/?p=30
more

my opinion, though? I think alot of this is a farce. I bet the movie has some serious differences from what we're seeing on the website.

Then again, I could be wrong. Either way, I'm so excited

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11/3/2005 9:51:46 AM

^freedom fries

11/3/2005 11:47:38 AM

hahaha

freedom fries
i'm eating it

11/3/2005 1:42:05 PM

I'm glad to see the EggaMooby Muffin in the center of the shot.

11/3/2005 3:33:57 PM

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"The Weinstein Company announced their full support for the new HD DVD format today. Among the list of films that will support the format, "PASSION OF THE CLERKS" is listed! Breaking new ground again -- We can't wait 'til that day comes that we can own a copy of the film on HD DVD."

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060105/nyth155.html?.v=28

1/7/2006 2:44:28 PM

If there's anyone who can use the tremendous visual detail and depth provided by HD-DVD, it's Kevin Smith.

1/7/2006 6:39:07 PM

well, i think what they would make use of is the tremendous capacity for extra-cinematical information - cast interviews, in-depth information, production videos, stuff from the clerks2.com website, etc

1/8/2006 10:24:34 AM

The teaser trailer is live at http://www.clerks2.com

1/9/2006 4:49:19 PM

^^ Quiet, you.

1/9/2006 6:27:32 PM

Ms Dawson is hot

1/10/2006 12:04:27 AM

i just realized the tech guy from alias is at the end of the trailer

1/10/2006 12:45:25 AM

Sweet, Jason Lee cameo.

1/10/2006 12:48:57 AM

Don't forget Ethan Suplee and Ben Whofleck!

1/10/2006 12:51:53 AM

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"pablo_price All American 4329 Posts user info edit post I want one of those Mooby's shirts "

OMG

http://www.jayandsilentbob.com/morefush.html

$55 fucking dollars though

1/10/2006 1:06:49 AM

clerks 2 teaser

http://clerks2.com/?p=53

1/18/2006 11:27:17 AM

The official release date is now August 18th, 2006. Spent a few hours working with the trailer house on the theatrical teaser today. Really good stuff. We submit it to Weinstein Company tomorrow, and if all goes well, it’ll be attached to the head of “Scary Movie 4?

http://clerks2.com/?p=62

But Clerks II is so audaciously raunchy — one scene is sure to challenge the squeamishness of even the most ardent gross-out comedy fan — that Smith says the film may ultimately make its debut unrated, even if that restricts its availability at some theaters. (Clerks initially was rated NC-17 for its frank talk, but on appeal, it got an R.)

Smith's screen alter ego, the trench-coated drug dealer Silent Bob, and his oversexed "hetero life mate" Jay (Jason Mewes) also return for the sequel, still hanging around, but no longer using — a reflection of Mewes' sobriety after fighting drug addiction, and a sign that even Smith's most cartoonish characters grow and change.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2006-02-06-clerks-main_x.htm

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3/2/2006 11:20:24 AM

anyone else from this board going up to jersey for Vulgarthon (day 1) to peep the (not so) secret flick?

3/2/2006 2:35:16 PM

New trailer up today

http://blockofstores.com

4/3/2006 2:32:31 AM

http://viewaskew.com/theboard/viewtopic.php?p=1574229

didn't see this posted

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"Last night, we debuted "Clerks II" at the Cannes Film Festival. .... When the flick ended and the credits started rolling, a standing ovation began that lasted a full eight minutes. It was surreal and wonderful, and it just kept going and going. "

6/1/2006 4:48:01 PM

Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What.

6/1/2006 5:20:37 PM