Post 'em if you got 'em.

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"Eddie Griffin has put up the 2 worst shots in the history of the Houston Rockets franchise here tonight"

10/31/2005 7:54:38 PM

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"Robert Horry is one of the top defensive players of this era"

10/31/2005 7:59:46 PM

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"Walton: That has to be a foul. Snapper: Against who? Walton: Against the game of basketball."

10/31/2005 8:01:57 PM

I absolutely love Walton...


"Kobe Bryant is right handed...and promises to be for the rest of the night"

"When a big man moves his feet like that...its never a walk"

"When you fail to plan, you plan to fail"

"Give it to the Big Man"

"Nice Beard" --when they showed ZZ Top in the crowd

"Will somebody please make a shot"

10/31/2005 8:42:49 PM

anyone see walton on wheel of fortune???
haha

10/31/2005 9:13:44 PM

insert player/play/pass/shot is/was hoooorrrrrrrible.

11/1/2005 9:50:24 AM

man ive said these 100 times on here i think but i cant help myself

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" ahhh Danny Schayes, son of hall of famer Dolph Schayes. The only way Danny's getting in is by paying $7 admission like everyone else "

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" That was the worst inbounds pass in Phoenix Suns franchise history "

THere's too many Vin Baker quotes my head would explode if i tried to think of them

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" YAO MING "

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" YAO MING "

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" YAO MING "

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" YAO MING "

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" YAO MING "

11/1/2005 10:09:36 AM

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"anyone see walton on wheel of fortune???"

haha.. that was what inspired this..

11/1/2005 11:05:00 AM

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"Where is.......Bobby Jackson???"

11/1/2005 11:12:38 AM

"The courage.....the desire....."

"Throw it down big fella...throw it down"

"I'm old enough to remember when Jeff McInnis was playing well"

11/1/2005 2:23:57 PM

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"John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization"

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"As good a career as Rodney Rogers had his career is pretty tragic, with his talent Rodney should have been the unstoppable force in the NBA."

Finally, not one by Walton, but one of my favorites.

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"And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class"

-David Coleman

11/1/2005 4:21:04 PM

this thread is great

11/1/2005 5:23:14 PM

"Robert Horry is the greatest in-bounds passer in the history of the NBA."

"That was HORRIBLE!"

11/1/2005 7:52:20 PM

"Watch your head" (After a shot that misses bad)

"Never dribble the ball only one time" (the man knows every fundamental, having played for Wooden, Dr. Jack, and with Bird)

11/1/2005 7:53:32 PM

i love bill walton. more quotes please

11/2/2005 12:48:16 AM

best one ever: "Don't you want to win a championship Deavon George?" [after George made a bonehead play]

11/2/2005 5:59:50 AM

"It's so good to finally see Christian Laettner on a quality basketball team." (While playing for the Heat last year)

11/2/2005 10:45:44 AM

"stop the man with the ball first. Remember, he's the one who can score" (after an easy fast break when the defenders played for the pass and didn't stop the ball)

"Would somebody please get a rebound"

"Wheres the defense"

"Greg Ostertag is one of the finest centers in the history of Western Civilization."

"This is a throw-it-down-a-thon!"

11/2/2005 11:46:54 AM

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" UCLA LEGEND Jerome Moiso"

11/2/2005 8:13:08 PM

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" Marcus Camby with the best defensive play of the season right there "

haha he said this tonite during the lakers-nuggets game i almost peed all over my roomates carpet.

that shit is just hilarious, anyone who doesnt like him obviously wasnt born with a sense of humor

11/2/2005 11:48:58 PM

after kenyon martin makes an amazing move to throw it down then scores a 3pt play on an insuing fast break

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""k-mart is out of bankruptcy""

11/2/2005 11:49:56 PM

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""smush parker has become the best player in this game including kobe bryant and carmello anthony""

11/3/2005 12:13:19 AM

everytime voshon lenard hits a shot "that's just like world b. free"

11/3/2005 12:15:47 AM

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"GOODNESSGRACIOUSSAKE'SALIVE howmanytimesamIgonnahavetosayitneverthrowanoutletpassdownthemiddle!!!"

that's how he said it...i swear it took like 1.2 seconds to get all of that out...ridiculous

11/3/2005 12:51:23 AM

very solid effort from walton tonight

camby with 7 points in the fourth quarter alone...and unlimited exuberance!

[Edited on November 3, 2005 at 1:12 AM. Reason : /]

11/3/2005 1:08:49 AM

^ that was hilarious

11/3/2005 1:08:59 AM

in the middle of a play

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"this is the 101st anniversary of the law of relativity"

other announcer interrupts loudly... "AND CAMBY WITH ANOTHER SHOT"

walton is a joke man...

11/3/2005 1:12:46 AM

Walton keeps things interesting

11/3/2005 1:15:18 AM

he's mentioned "competitive greatness" at least three times tonight

11/3/2005 1:37:57 AM

if he ever said discombobulated, he'd be my hero

11/3/2005 1:42:00 AM

update me. I did a little early bar trip.. Any gold nuggets tonight?

11/11/2005 11:15:02 PM

he was on fire tonight

check out the other thread

11/12/2005 12:52:39 AM

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"this definitly proves that basketball is 100% physical and 100% mental"

11/12/2005 1:18:08 AM

I wonder if he's every done a game stoned before

seriously

[Edited on November 12, 2005 at 2:30 AM. Reason : k]

11/12/2005 2:30:06 AM

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"Now that Rodman's been tossed, it's good to see Jack Haley getting some garbage minutes"

11/12/2005 9:51:23 AM

the other night he referred to tayshaun prince as one of the best open court shot blockers ever

12/6/2005 11:46:51 PM

he is

prince has had 2 of the most incredible blocks i've ever seen...both were him tracking down a guy who had a wide open layup in transition...

i hate walton, but he's right about that

12/6/2005 11:51:36 PM

i do remember those blocks and they were incredible but that does not make him one of the best ever imo

12/7/2005 1:24:07 AM

its waltons trademarked catch phrase to say x ever, x of all time, x in the history of y over anything so dont take it serious

12/7/2005 1:31:03 AM

^ that was the point

12/7/2005 2:11:18 AM

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"Send it In JEROME!"

12/7/2005 2:25:44 AM

I think you either "get" Bill Walton or you don't. If you do, you realize he's hilarious and part of that is b/c his style and sense of humor is unique. If you don't, then you just want to hear some boring mundane guy tell you what you can already see. "Bryant just missed another shot". Really? No shit.
I'd rather hear "Does Kobe Bryant have a permit to build houses in this district" "That was horrrrrrible"

One of my fav quotes by him was when a guy was dribbling close to halfcourt. He was trying to get by the guy with about 10 different moves and it was very impressive but the defender kept him in front of him and in check. The announcer said something like, whoa what a move that was incredible.

Walton didn't flinch and said "Never mistake activity for achievement"
Thats a great line.

12/7/2005 2:25:40 PM

That line reminds me of seeing Kenny Smith get used on a play a year or 2 ago in a charity event. Guy crossed him up in the lane and went for the layup...but it rolled out.
They kept showing it and Barkley was giving him hell for it. It might have been that nSync guy, can't remember.
Kenny responded by saying, "The operation was a success, but the patient died anyway."

12/7/2005 2:27:38 PM

Throw it down big man, throw it down...

12/7/2005 2:45:25 PM

bttt

Cuz I want more. I'm thoroughly enjoying these quotes, but I don't watch a lot of NBA, so I haven't seen/heard him in action.

MORE WALTON QUOTES

12/9/2005 12:07:19 AM

Walton absolutely hates NC State to this day because of the championship we took from them.

12/9/2005 12:13:21 AM

you're joking right, he has nothing but respect for DT and us, in fact, he wrote the preface to "Skywalker"

12/9/2005 12:29:25 AM

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"That was the worst inbounds pass in Phoenix Suns franchise history"

That's my favorite.

12/9/2005 12:48:02 AM

Tayshaun is simply famous for that block on Reggie in the playoffs.

And it's great when the TNT guys show that clip when Reggie is around doing announce work, or is in the studio

12/9/2005 1:27:12 AM

Apparently, you can't back down an opponent underneath the free throw line for more than five seconds, Lebron got called for it.
Commentator A: that's the first time I've seen that called this year
Walton: that's the first time I've seen it called this century
The nets promptly sink two baskets givng them the 4 point lead and walton says "and the second youngest coach in the league is forced to cal a timeout."

12/9/2005 10:00:26 PM