Dan Patrick gets Danika Patrick's car towed for parking in his space. (Marked D. Patrick)

Pure Hillarity!!!!

12/18/2005 12:41:31 PM

I like the College Gameday one where they are sitting on the porch knitting and drinking hot tea.

12/18/2005 12:48:10 PM

how bout the one where kenny mayne steals lebron's chair (the throne)

12/18/2005 1:57:09 PM

you mean scott van pelt^

12/18/2005 2:05:35 PM

i like the one where Andy Roddick is bouncing the tennis ball on his racket and that mascot (cant remember which one) lunges over and knocks the ball away

12/18/2005 2:06:25 PM

yeah thats right

12/18/2005 2:38:49 PM

what happened to kenny mayne

12/18/2005 2:40:31 PM

the only thing he does now are those damn mayne events for the sunday countdown

12/18/2005 2:43:56 PM

the vocabulary/performance enhancers and the dwane wade video editing ones are all great too

12/18/2005 2:44:55 PM

thought of another good one....where the mascot is in the parking lot doing donuts in the racecar and the driver flips out and runs out there and starts screaming at the mascot....while hes screaming the token sportscenter commentator slips him a 20 and says, didnt think you had it in you

12/18/2005 2:47:07 PM

that one with dwyane wade is definitely the best new one in my opinion. the lebron/throne one is pretty good, and i missed about half of the d. patrick one and thats the only time i've seen it.

12/18/2005 2:49:36 PM

the power goes out and the guy walks and opens a closet and the guy on the bike is like "my bad" starts pedaling and the powers back on again.

12/18/2005 2:50:29 PM

lance armstrong = guy on the bike

12/18/2005 2:51:13 PM

FOLLOW ME, FOLLOW ME TO FREEDOM!!!

12/18/2005 3:01:32 PM

come on charlie, it's time for your whoopin

12/18/2005 8:19:37 PM

not a commercial, but, always funny

written by francis scott OFF key

12/18/2005 9:10:34 PM

Quote :

"guy on the bike "

good going socrates...also known as lance armstrong

the peyton commercial where hes cheerin on the normal every day people is great
"da da da da da, CHARLIE!"

12/18/2005 9:13:27 PM

that's not a sportscenter commercial

12/18/2005 9:16:21 PM

those Peyton commercials are pretty good. But not sportscenter.

DE! CAF!
*stompstomp*
DE! CAF!
*stompstomp*

12/18/2005 10:25:31 PM

i know they arent sportscenter but prolly the best sports commercial out

no shit though on it not being sportscenter

12/18/2005 10:32:02 PM

Quote :

"FOLLOW ME, FOLLOW ME TO FREEDOM!!!"

Best ever.

I love the Peyton ones too, especially the "Can you sign the bread for my little brother? He loves you".

Oh shit, as I typed this the very commercial comes on.

12/19/2005 12:06:08 AM

ESPN commercials are the best ever.


One of my favorites is when they installed natural turf with the sprinklers and shit

Marquis De SOD.....hahah classic

12/19/2005 12:11:07 AM

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/thisissportscenter/archive#

12/19/2005 1:54:22 AM

everyone watch the one "seriously man"...hahaha one of the greatrest of all time

12/19/2005 1:55:39 AM

Quote :

"FOLLOW ME, FOLLOW ME TO FREEDOM!!!"

classic

12/19/2005 10:51:46 AM

Nothing beats Peyton commercials

12/19/2005 10:52:43 AM

http://www.sportscenteraltar.com/multimedia/video.asp

12/19/2005 11:01:03 AM

I like the new one with Lebron trying to fix the copy machine, and stuart scott walks by saying "chosen one, huh?" then walks off

12/19/2005 11:09:30 AM

Roger Clemens making copies of a "K"

12/19/2005 11:09:53 AM

My 10 Fav. Sportscenter Commercials
1) Splat - Clemens and Patrick trying to hit Scott with oranges
2) Power Outage (Lance Armstrong)
3) Star Wars invades SC
4) LeBron "Throne" commercial
5) Y2K Test
6) D-Wade Highlight
7) Natural Grass
8) WWE Invasion
9) Coming Out Early
10) Sent to the Minors

12/19/2005 1:56:55 PM

Don't forget about the golf lesson one where they were hitting wedge shots into the satellite dish.

12/19/2005 4:36:23 PM

Quote :

"thought of another good one....where the mascot is in the parking lot doing donuts in the racecar and the driver flips out and runs out there and starts screaming at the mascot....while hes screaming the token sportscenter commentator slips him a 20 and says, didnt think you had it in you"

That was Bobby Labonte. Classic.

12/19/2005 4:40:23 PM

I think Y2K test is still my favorite. Classic.

12/19/2005 5:29:23 PM

^

[Edited on December 19, 2005 at 5:45 PM. Reason : picture posting]

12/19/2005 5:44:27 PM

there was a good one years back with stewart scott and kenny mayne playing ball with some NBA guys and little kids and the SP guys are beating up on them.

12/19/2005 6:11:07 PM

I have a soft spot in my heart for "Rituals", which includes Kilborn psyching himself up in the hallway and Linda Cohn tapping Mike Richter on the gloves and pads before heading to the studio.

12/19/2005 6:20:24 PM

funny

12/19/2005 7:12:23 PM

corner men was a good one.

12/19/2005 7:28:32 PM

Best one to me was Alexi Lales (sp?) decked out in his hippy gear and playing "Michael row the boat a shore, hall-" and Keith Olbermann comes in takes his guitar and shatters it.

Runner up is the one where the NHL officical explains booth replays all seriously, grabs the phone, talks with the guy upstairs for two seconds, hangs up, then zips his fly up, and continues to explain replays all seriously again. It's not one you can watch over and over again, but easily one fo the funniest the first times you see it.

And the "Steiner, Steiner, come out and get your whoopin" was hilarious. Also, the mascot that didn't know which bathroom to go into, and gets made fun of by an SC anchor, can't remember?

12/19/2005 8:34:03 PM

A bit old school, but back after Bill Bradley (former NBA player) was defeated for the 2000 Democratic presidential nomination, he was on a SportsCenter commercial where they were interviewing him for an anchor position.

Dan Patrick: Have you ever spoken in front of an audience?

Bill Bradley: I gave the keynote address at the Democratic National Convention.

Dan Patrick: No, we mean a large audience.

Bill Bradley: Oh...


The Star Wars one was good too that someone mentioned.

Middle of broadcast: "Help me Obe-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope."

[Edited on December 19, 2005 at 9:10 PM. Reason : .]

12/19/2005 9:07:02 PM

How bout the one when Gary Miller pissed from a window of a two story building...oh,wait that was real life.

12/19/2005 9:49:29 PM

I like the one where they take out an anchor, I forget which one it was, and signal to bring in the closer and its Trevor Hoffman.

12/19/2005 11:31:20 PM

^They should have re-done that commercial and called for Eric Gagne. Then, they should have a neon sign that says "Show Over."

[Edited on December 19, 2005 at 11:52 PM. Reason : OMFGagne]

12/19/2005 11:52:03 PM