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aaronburro
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Why wait till the end of the year?

1/1/2006 8:03:55 PM

ssjamind
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"LoneSnark
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Has no one told you? You are a rediculously mean drunk. Last New Years you triggered a massive tsunami.

1/1/2006 4:10:28 PM"

1/1/2006 9:08:28 PM

Shivan Bird
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Quote :
"Why wait till the end of the year?"

1/1/2006 9:42:01 PM

Woodfoot
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fuck this shit

this is my tradition

1/2/2006 12:15:54 AM

JonHGuth
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Quote :
"people like wolfpack4life will still use books of the Bible for their political opinions rather than news articles"

-thefootofWood

1/2/2006 3:18:58 PM

Woodfoot
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^it seems meaners without the context

1/2/2006 10:18:27 PM

cyrion
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"it was his political beliefs and the fact that his expression of them got under the skin of those who disagreed with him."


~QT4U

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"well? where is my suspension? I am a conservative don't forget - that equals an automatic suspension around here. What's a guy gotta do?"


~Wolfpack2K


bahahaahahaha

1/2/2006 10:33:00 PM

aaronburro
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"davelen21: Why should people give a shit if planet of the apes comes up when you search for Martin Luther King; Do black people think they look like apes?"


http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=377345&page=1#8100723

1/7/2006 9:51:41 PM

30thAnnZ
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"Wake up and smell reality."


~salisburyboy

[Edited on January 9, 2006 at 1:46 PM. Reason : *]

1/9/2006 1:45:42 PM

Gamecat
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"TGD: I'm saying you can't effectively run a government if you spend your time trying to blow shit up.""


http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=382681

1/26/2006 9:33:56 PM

Mr. Joshua
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From the lounge, but still worth mentioning...

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"i would guess the stock markets not gonna be good until 2009 when a democrat is back as president"


-drunknloaded

1/27/2006 2:02:12 PM

PvtJoker
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>.<

[Edited on January 27, 2006 at 2:16 PM. Reason : 23]

1/27/2006 2:16:05 PM

scottncst8
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"Average people are so woefully uneducated on how our tax system works"


EarthDogg

1/27/2006 2:22:07 PM

BridgetSPK
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"I could go on further, but suffice it to say that the general chronic sucking of liberalism doesn't wash away idiot moves and corruption from the political right."

1/28/2006 7:37:17 PM

TGD
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Quote :
"Gamecat: So how long until the shit hits the fan? Is this...it? Are we about to see the dust blown off the world's nuclear arsenal?"

OMG we're all gonna die! AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!1

from http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=382681

---

oh and followed up with:

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"Gamecat: And what the fuck have the Palestinians been doing in bad faith that the Israelis have not?"

from the same thread...

[Edited on January 28, 2006 at 7:42 PM. Reason : more]

1/28/2006 7:40:57 PM

BridgetSPK
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CHRONIC SUCKING!!!!

DAMNIT, THAT'S FUNNY!

2/2/2006 12:56:27 PM

theDuke866
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that was my quote, wasn't it?

2/2/2006 1:58:27 PM

JonHGuth
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"Hey, I'm gonna go eat a sandwich.

METAPHORICALLY!!!1@"

spookyjon

2/2/2006 11:13:18 PM

Sayer
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spöokyjon: You are brutally retarded.

2/4/2006 11:15:12 AM

Gamecat
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"spöokyjon: ^ You are brutally retarded."


t3h 4mat

2/5/2006 1:44:01 AM

bigben1024
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EhSteve

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"in related news, sales of saran wrap are up"


http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=384516

2/5/2006 10:11:32 AM

Josh8315
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"drunknloaded

sorry i was doing hw and just had this thought:

what is the muslim stance on evolution?
"


Nerdchick

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"
it depends

is evolution flammable?

"

2/5/2006 1:35:52 PM

joe_schmoe
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Isaac:
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"If you ever want to discuss [evolution] outside internet message boards i'd be welcome to talk ... I'll be praying for you."


yeah, go on over to Isaacs house to talk about evolution. within 5 minutes youll be bending your knees to jesus.




[Edited on February 5, 2006 at 4:21 PM. Reason : 4mat]

2/5/2006 4:19:51 PM

Gamecat
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"Woodfoot: so when you vote, are you electing the party or the candidate?

so when you vote, are you voting for the party or the candidate

[Edited on February 7, 2006 at 1:07 PM. Reason : glad i edited, no green party voter is electing anybody]"

2/7/2006 3:17:25 PM

aaronburro
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"Protostar: IMO, a black voting for a Democrat is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders."


http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=386662

2/10/2006 10:24:22 PM

Woodfoot
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"because faces hate freedom"

Mr. Joshua commenting on dick cheney

2/13/2006 4:23:06 PM

JonHGuth
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"You know what would be just about the funniest thing a VP staffer could do?

Show up to work tomorrow wearing all bright orange."

-Josh8315

2/14/2006 9:54:52 PM

bigben1024
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Idiot

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"^ a perfect example of the non monetary benefits military folks get for themselves -- you can act like an asshole, and people won't call you on it"

2/28/2006 11:36:48 PM

methos
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Gamecat

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"Surely, Yahweh can multitask like a motherfucker."


http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=391404

3/1/2006 10:32:48 PM

spöokyjon

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Quote :
"You realize that they're a DEMOCRACY, right? Democracies can't go wrong. Why do you hate freedom?"

Gamecat

3/2/2006 9:19:09 PM

RedGuard
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EarthDogg



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"Well at least you can't accuse her of legislating from the bench."


http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=391931

3/3/2006 11:45:12 AM

cyrion
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"hes still got my vote. everybody fucks up-I doubt if any of the Bush-haters in congress could've done a better job."


bethaleigh

3/3/2006 12:32:34 PM

erudite
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"Who the fuck are you? Cartman with a keyboard?"


Sayer

3/3/2006 2:46:47 PM

PostPadder
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Quote :
"user]Woodfoot[/user]: if we can try a 15 year old as an adult

how come we can't get one to, well, you know..."

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=392672&page=1#8419140

3/10/2006 10:41:31 AM

3 of 11
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wrong thread

[Edited on March 10, 2006 at 2:40 PM. Reason : .]

3/10/2006 2:40:09 PM

spöokyjon

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"I'm not exactly a child porn aficionado, but I doubt it's as simple as plugging in your email address and getting baby sex"

-moonman

3/11/2006 6:00:07 PM

Supplanter
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wf:but well, you don't have to send $100 a week to your herpes

3/12/2006 4:29:57 AM

mootduff
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"I believe that he thinks students these days are just really bad spellers. But he doesn't use the board, overhead, or anything in written that could give people a chance to learn how to spell knew words"


Supplanter

3/15/2006 10:17:01 AM

TGD
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ehe

3/15/2006 10:23:22 AM

Supplanter
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I'm happy with that, last year I only made it into the quotes thread for the times when I mixed philosophy with buttsex.

3/15/2006 10:28:24 AM

TGD
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http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=394796

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"Mr. Joshua: My first thought was to save the 6-year old unless the 22-year old was a girl and fairly hot. But then I realized that most 22-year old girls don't fuck guys who kill 6-year olds."

3/17/2006 1:30:25 PM

Woodfoot
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mathman
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"I eat BBQ sandwhichs to say down with Islamic radicalism. Political activism has never been tastier"

3/18/2006 2:20:56 PM

GrumpyGOP
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Quote :
"maybe that joke could now end with "welcome to the libertarian party," and then he could smoke some weed and shoot her "

-DirtyGreek

3/27/2006 11:34:23 PM

TGD
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http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=397584#8520743

Quote :
"FroshKiller: Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.


N/M LOL"

3/29/2006 12:07:43 PM

UJustWait84
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Quote :
"if its so easy to get here legally, then why aren't the beaners doing that?"

Sayer

3/29/2006 4:01:14 PM

TGD
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http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=398433#8539167

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"McDanger: I guess we made millions of mistakes in WWII"

4/2/2006 1:30:59 PM

ActOfGod
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I give this thread 10/10 ... it amuses me

4/5/2006 12:00:52 AM

Gamecat
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http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=399259

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"billyboy: He must have gone to the Bill Frist School of Medicine."

4/6/2006 12:50:43 AM

Gamecat
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http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=400462&page=2#8635156

That whole post. Except the last part about me.

4/20/2006 1:53:51 PM

Maverick
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Now that was funny (I like the independent research myself)

4/20/2006 2:22:43 PM

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