Quote :

"ET has confirmed that actress LINDSAY LOHAN was admitted to a hospital in Miami on Monday after suffering an asthma attack. Our MARC MALKIN has learned that the attack was so bad that it caused a broken blood vessel in her neck, which prompted doctors to advise the actress to seek treatment at the hospital. According to a rep, Lohan is still in the hospital for observation."

In other words, she ODd on coke.

1/3/2006 8:21:22 PM

basically

1/3/2006 8:22:32 PM

Too bad they couldn't have hidden a 'secret message' in the article like this:



But yeah, I vote for coke too ...

1/3/2006 8:31:16 PM

this thread makes me sad...what happened to our little Lindsay?

1/3/2006 11:41:29 PM

she became a coke fiend glory hog primadonna

1/3/2006 11:43:03 PM

you would still hit it, shut up.

1/3/2006 11:45:31 PM

Quote :

"you would still hit it, shut up."

gross

1/4/2006 1:18:19 AM

^ dittooo

1/4/2006 1:20:29 AM

any straight dude would fuck lohan

if not they are gay

its as simple as that, jesus

1/4/2006 1:23:23 AM

Josh hasnt been laid in a good while

1/4/2006 1:24:56 AM

i would not touch that with a ten foot pole

1/4/2006 1:28:05 AM

If it is indeed asthma then attacks can be pretty serious. If it is drugs...then it definitely explains her weight loss and no chance of covering that up.

And yeah, I'd hit it, but preferrably if she looked like she did in the "Mean Girls" era, not the current boney Lohan.

1/4/2006 2:38:26 AM

coke

1/4/2006 4:31:48 AM

Shit, you've seen how skinny that skank is. She OD'd on diet coke.

1/4/2006 8:04:02 AM

papparazzi's fault

1/4/2006 8:08:21 AM

The Vast Anti-Thick-Redhead Conspiracy

1/4/2006 8:27:10 AM

i would fuck her to just make jackleg

1/4/2006 10:42:24 AM

i don't think i'd have other dudes on my mind when i was up in there

1/4/2006 11:03:07 AM

Cocainesahellofadrug

1/4/2006 11:17:22 AM

I could OD on her bootyful ass.

1/4/2006 11:44:23 AM

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/entertainment/article.adp?id=20060104103209990016
bulimia and drugs

1/4/2006 12:18:37 PM

I hereby nominate Lorne Michaels for the Nobel Peace Prize for saving them titties.

1/4/2006 12:20:50 PM

ahahahaha

john belushi and chris farley he let go

but lindsay lohan, its intervention time

[Edited on January 4, 2006 at 12:39 PM. Reason : gg lorne]

1/4/2006 12:37:46 PM

she will never be as hot as she was.

1/4/2006 12:40:31 PM

few will sir

few will

1/4/2006 1:50:55 PM

but god damn was she hot.

1/4/2006 1:52:43 PM

pics from that snl?

1/4/2006 1:57:05 PM

Quote :

"Lindays spokeswoman Leslie Sloane Zelnick told MTV.com, "It's the first (asthma) attack since I've known her." Yikes. Someone needs to go back to spokeswoman school, cause with all the addiction rumors, you probably should have left that part out."

oh and


YEA SHE IS JUST NOT HOT ANYMORE

1/4/2006 2:02:57 PM

i thought she had put some weight back on and looked more like her normal self?

1/4/2006 2:17:44 PM

and people wonder why her and Nicole Richie are always together...

YOU'RE MY BFF! NOW GIVE ME SOME COKE!

1/4/2006 2:53:24 PM

1/4/2006 3:05:24 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060104/ap_on_en_mu/lohan_hospitalized;_ylt=AkkGqsqrunxg813Quf3_vG6s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3b2NibDltBHNlYwM3MTY-

1/4/2006 3:19:29 PM

Quote :

" HoHan's still at Mount Sinai Medical Center recovering from a terrible "asthma" attack. A friend left her hospital room early this morning with HoHan's limo driver and returned at 1:30 am with a few overnight bags and some shopping which included a pregnancy test, Cocoa Puffs, cards, Coke and mouthwash. The friend did not comment on HoHan's condition. Pregnancy test? OMG, please let this bitch be knocked up! It just keeps getting juicier! "

From: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/


[Edited on January 4, 2006 at 4:18 PM. Reason : d]

1/4/2006 4:09:57 PM

Quote :

"a pregnancy test, Cocoa Puffs, cards, Coke and mouthwash"

1/4/2006 10:21:43 PM

dude

vanity fair

boner

wow

1/4/2006 10:26:07 PM

Say what you will about a blong Lindsay Lohan.

That shit's hot.

1/4/2006 10:27:56 PM

oh and someone find the topless angle shot

i'm suryous
they showed it on CNN

hot
as
fuck

1/4/2006 10:35:05 PM

1/4/2006 10:38:56 PM

I'm about to buy me a goddamn Vanity Fair.

What has the world come to?

1/4/2006 10:41:51 PM

fame is not kind to some people

1/4/2006 10:45:36 PM

[Edited on January 4, 2006 at 11:08 PM. Reason : damn you angelfire]

1/4/2006 11:07:59 PM

she sure is freckly

1/4/2006 11:47:47 PM

I don't know about you guys, but i would totally have sex with Lindsay Lohan if she asked me. What about you guys?

1/5/2006 1:17:48 AM

she wouldn't have to ask

hell she wouldn't even have to consent

1/5/2006 1:18:22 AM

Thats rape man, not cool at all. Its like having sex with a dead person.

1/5/2006 1:23:55 AM

dead people dont kick and scream

ok im done

1/5/2006 1:38:56 AM

I hope you get aids from a dead person or whatever disease that dead person had that made them dead and then you get sick and die like the dead person and then some sick man with a dead man fetish comes along and has sex with you and then he dies and the cycle continues until all of the perverts are wiped clean from the planet.

1/5/2006 1:41:03 AM

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

someone else needs to lay off the coke

1/5/2006 1:42:55 AM

I dont do drugs, I just drink and smoke pot. I am not a drug addict.

1/5/2006 1:43:52 AM

I would have sex with a dead Lindsay Lohan.

But only if the body were still warm.

1/5/2006 1:44:38 AM