So I'm riding with my roommate and he's listening to the Get Rich or Die Tryin OST

and on the song, "I Don't Know Officer"

their new weed carrier, Spider Loc, actually says this in his last line before the hook...


Don't know why they told you that we sell stones
We on the internet tryin to get our E-mail on



What are some of the worst hip hop lines you have ever heard?

1/11/2006 11:35:32 PM

to keep my hand in my pants
I gotta glue em with glue

that slim guy on that song Check up on it

[Edited on January 11, 2006 at 11:47 PM. Reason : f]

1/11/2006 11:36:41 PM

list artist and song

1/11/2006 11:39:27 PM

"It's Killa Killa more killin killin for killa killa"

Murda Murda - Juelz Santana feat. Cam'ron

1/11/2006 11:42:46 PM

uh ... yeah.... uh.... uh.. yeah

- every rap ever written

1/11/2006 11:44:48 PM

anything by g-unit, cash money, diplomats, YING YANG TWINS, i mean wtf? ______ fill in the blank w/ any other top 40 rapper



[Edited on January 11, 2006 at 11:57 PM. Reason : yikes]

[Edited on January 11, 2006 at 11:57 PM. Reason : K]

1/11/2006 11:45:43 PM

im just tired of rappers rhyming nigga with nigga or the like.

1/11/2006 11:52:03 PM

DEEPEST
BLUEST
MY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK'S FIN

1/11/2006 11:53:17 PM

^^ not any top 40 rapper

1/11/2006 11:58:12 PM

Young Jeezy - Get Throwed (Bun B song)


I grind hard (grind hard) play harder (play harder)

break out the pot (yup) heat up the water (daaaaamn)


[Edited on January 11, 2006 at 11:58 PM. Reason : aha]

1/11/2006 11:58:21 PM

Young Jeezy got a couple

"I got an Aquafina flow call it wet wet"

1/12/2006 12:02:04 AM

two no six no twelve, Bakers Dozen,
I told you that I'm crazy for those cupcakes, Cousin


68th and broadway, step on it sucka
what you wanna do chris? Snack attack mutha fucka!

-- samberg and parnell

1/12/2006 12:03:15 AM

DEEPEST
BLUEST
MY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK'S FIN

1/12/2006 12:09:24 AM

spöokyjon wins

1/12/2006 12:13:23 AM

I gotta go with whatever variation is used in that song of the following:

one to the two to the three to the motherfucking four

I can't, for the life of me, remember what the song was called, or who it was by, but it was huge over the summer, and there was no melody whatsoever to the song.

White girls will be the end of good hip hop.

[Edited on January 12, 2006 at 12:25 AM. Reason : J-Kwon - Tipsy (THE WORST RAP SONG EVER!!!!)]

1/12/2006 12:23:51 AM

patty cake patty cake
i'm the bakers man
i bake them cakes
as fast as i can

1/12/2006 12:34:58 AM

Jim Jones - "This is Jim Jones"


but i credit my ghetto
cause now we rock platinum, the preciousest metal (Bling!)
Don't press us, we'll press on this metal


[Edited on January 12, 2006 at 12:45 AM. Reason : ahaha]

1/12/2006 12:44:42 AM

^^

nah cuz it was followed by this

and you can tell by how my bread stack up
and disguised as rap so the feds back up

plus hes obviously making a reference to a nursery rhyme

[Edited on January 12, 2006 at 12:47 AM. Reason : g]

1/12/2006 12:47:05 AM

J-Kwon - "Underwear"


Ooh boo I'm tryin to get it
Now tell me is you wit it
And if it's simple as that
Then tell me can I hit it
I don't go it it
do you go it it
You don't go it it
Thenn act a bull wit it

1/12/2006 12:59:50 AM

the lyrics to My Hump

1/12/2006 1:06:45 AM

is it hat or hand?
http://www.ummagurau.com/writing/Songs/deepestbluest.htm

that dude seems to think hand, which still makes it a shitty line, but a little less shitty

1/12/2006 1:09:13 AM

Isn't there a line in a Young Jeezy song that goes

Pattycake Pattycake
Microwave



That shit is terrible. Fuck young jeezy.

1/12/2006 2:18:16 AM

Quote :

"the lyrics to My Hump"

i HATE that song more than 'this shit is bananas'

1/12/2006 3:00:40 AM

^ oh come on, "My Humps" is the catchiest thing ever written lol

1/12/2006 8:23:07 AM

one plus one equals two
me plus her equals screw
50 cop fir when its cool

5050 twin - its nuthin
so awful, yet so amazing.

1/12/2006 8:45:12 AM

Planet Asia has a song where they refer to the Mediterranean as an ocean

1/12/2006 9:47:01 AM

i battle any sex or any race
you beatin' me is like billy crystal playin' scarface
can't see it, blind to the eye
i came up in your face

OOPS POW SURPRISE

1/12/2006 10:04:29 AM

you guys talk about 50 but you dont put:

clickity clunk clicki-ty clunk the money goes into my pigg-y bank ????

1/12/2006 10:05:57 AM

anyone who mentions anything even remotely Clipse-related in this thread doesn't know quality

i'm looking at you Dammit100

1/12/2006 10:24:33 AM

Quote :

"uh ... yeah.... uh.... uh.. yeah - every rap ever written "

loved it

1/12/2006 11:50:45 AM

Oops, squirt it, squirt
Oops, oopsy dais, ohh I'm crazed
Cho-cho train, co-ca mane, Zulu Gang


dipset

and at the start he talkin bout orangatangs

1/12/2006 12:00:38 PM

I don't know about you guys but i'm tired of Jermaine Dupri ruining the beginning of every song..
how much does he get paid to say his crap at the beginning of a song?

"As it's plain to see, I go by the name of Jermaine Dupri" how original is that bullshit? i've heard just about every rapper say something like that...

1/12/2006 12:05:21 PM

Somthins gonna shake,
Im gon bake a cake.

1/12/2006 12:13:10 PM

^^^"orangatangs"



[Edited on January 12, 2006 at 1:08 PM. Reason : ]

1/12/2006 1:08:02 PM

"You're in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - and I might letcha touch it
You ain't from Russia, so bitch why you rushin'?"-NELLY-"PIMP JUICE"

1/12/2006 1:57:47 PM

Dear Mr. President what do you say?
When are we Whites gonna have our day?

Eminem "White Power"

1/12/2006 2:55:11 PM

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?














mike joooooooooones

1/12/2006 10:23:44 PM

julez santana, dont know what songs they're from:

"I'm a baller baller/ You're not at all a baller/ That's why I squashed your daughter/ Left her home, call her, call her."

"They the paparazzi, they the livest posse/ Kamikaze, nazi, nazi, copy, papi?"

1/12/2006 10:28:12 PM

i hate when people say the diplomats (not including cam)

are just fucking around with their rhymes and that they can actually flow

no, motherfucker

they actually suck

their beats are pretty dope

but besides that

peace

1/12/2006 10:34:09 PM

^

I stay icy on purpose, like icy perservers
More than likely I'm the nicest you hearda. Jeah!

- Jim Jones (on Cam'ron's More Gangsta Music)

Pretty much every Dipset rhyme is about on this level but for some reason, I still listen.

1/13/2006 8:53:19 AM

^ I thought that was juelz that said that?

1/13/2006 12:49:13 PM

Quote :

"anyone who mentions anything even remotely Clipse-related in this thread doesn't know quality"

Hey, I enjoy the Clipse, but that line was assss..

here, I'll make up for it w/a quality Clipse line:
Rappers is talkin to me as if
we in the same boat
i tell them quick
"No, I move coke"

1/13/2006 1:02:34 PM

Quote :

"julez santana, dont know what songs they're from: "I'm a baller baller/ You're not at all a baller/ That's why I squashed your daughter/ Left her home, call her, call her." "They the paparazzi, they the livest posse/ Kamikaze, nazi, nazi, copy, papi?""

same song as i posted, but that line sorta makes sense

some ways that he rhymes is nice like when he does, i got a whole selection of a ho collection of a ho selection

thats a nice play on it, other times its gay as hell

1/13/2006 1:27:05 PM

^^^ yeah, you're right.

1/13/2006 1:48:37 PM

"Infatuation with the birds, I watch Animal Planet"

Jeezy

1/13/2006 3:55:31 PM

"I got a six sense. I stack dead people."
Y. Jeezy

1/14/2006 4:03:51 AM

ahahaha

nice

man jeezy is so overrated

i mean

he can ad lib and drop the occasional punchline every now and again

but in the end

you just laugh at him

not with him

1/14/2006 4:07:10 AM

fish and spagetti

1/14/2006 4:29:58 AM

haha is that in reference to G dep?!

1/14/2006 7:39:39 AM

1/14/2006 9:09:22 AM