but at least they aren't pussies...


http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,14173,1686303,00.html

1/16/2006 10:58:49 AM

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

1/16/2006 11:12:23 AM

Quote :

" but George, it seems, just can't keep his inner beast caged. George seemed to be feline frisky. First he starts a restless circling of the kitchen, looking every bit like a caged tiger marking his territory. Next he purrs something quietly in fellow feline Rula's ear that makes her bottom jump and tighten excitedly."

mrowr?

1/16/2006 11:14:37 AM

THE HOUSE

THE HOUSE

THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

1/16/2006 11:14:48 AM

but somehow, the roof is unburnt.

1/16/2006 12:04:33 PM

At least we have assholes you dumb girl.

1/16/2006 3:14:01 PM

i blame cheese

1/18/2006 4:12:23 PM